The Contest
Aired Wednesday, November 18, 1992 ยท 30 min

After George is caught masturbating by his mother, the four main characters devise a contest to see who can go the longest without pleasuring him/herself. Marla, Jerry's girlfriend, with whom he has yet to have sex, learns of the contest and is disgusted.
Posts per day after the first airing
The morning after
Fans discuss whether Jerry's apartment location on the show has been identified as the Upper West Side, with a tangent about NYC housing prices and subway access on both sides of Manhattan.
Thread discusses the word 'gullible' and whether it appears in dictionaries, with users debating if it's been removed since 1980 and joking about someone being gullible for looking it up.
Viewers discuss New York-specific humor in "The Contest," debating whether references like apartment building buzzers are universally funny or require local knowledge.
Best of the morning after
โ'Everybody is from somewhere, even if you've never been there.'โ
โI think it would be a big improvement if we'd all leave the famous alone to have their own private lives (piss 'em all off severely, too!โ
โ(This is the same station that Paul and What's-her-name took over in "Mad About You" recently, despite the fact that they got the station signs wrong, in typical LA fashion.)โ
โI believe it was "I've never been with a man who knew so much about nothing."โ
โ" Never underestimate the power of the KIBOsh."โ
โAnd she replied something like "The Queen is still alive!"โ
Over the years
Fans praise "The Contest" episode as groundbreaking comedy with clever premise and character writing, though some debate the show's philosophical approach and whether it has become too liberal.
Fans discuss the ending of "The Contest" episode, revealing that George won the contest and became "master of his domain," with details about the sponge bath scene and other plot points.
Fans debate who won the masturbation contest, with most agreeing George won based on him watching a naked woman across the street while his girlfriend slept, implying Jerry gave in first.
Poster criticizes Friends for a scene involving nudity and claims it copies Seinfeld's "The Contest" episode, but others note the shows handled similar plots differently.
Fans discuss when "The Contest" rerun is airing in their local markets, with some remembering it as the greatest Seinfeld episode and discussing plot details from the masturbation contest episode.
Viewer intensely dislikes "The Contest" for its sexual content, calling it the worst episode ever, while others defend the episode and mock the poster's prudishness.
Fans praise "The Contest" as the best Seinfeld episode and discuss reruns, tape availability, and debate who won the contest between George and Jerry.
Fans discuss who won the masturbation contest bet from The Contest episode, with evidence from later episodes suggesting George won based on his comment about winning a contest to a hand model boss.
Fans discuss Seinfeld's Emmy nomination for "The Contest" episode and encourage voting for it in a classic TV moments category.
Fans discuss details about 'The Contest' episode, clarifying the masturbation bet premise, cast appearances, and production details like whether scenes are filmed live or taped.
Fans discuss who won the masturbation contest from The Contest episode, with disagreement over whether it was Jerry or George, though one poster claims George won based on a future episode reference.
Viewers discuss who won the Contest episode's bet about abstinence, with replies clarifying that George won, revealed in a later episode, and that Elaine lost after seeing JFK Jr. at the gym.
Fans discuss whether they've participated in real-life versions of the contest from the episode, with participants sharing their personal records and genders.
Fans celebrate the 10th anniversary of "The Contest" episode, calling it an all-time classic Seinfeld episode with discussion of its memorable content.
Fans discuss their own masturbation contests inspired by the episode, debating whether abstinence is achievable and making jokes about the behavior.