If there was a real "Contest" ?

Honour system.

What's the longest you've gone without....y'know ?

Plus, you have to say if you're Male or Female.

Mine's almost 3 weeks.

I'm Male.

not going to the toilet? :-)

or making sex-wee?

LMFAO............"Sex Wee"

Never heard that before...

Made me smile

"Joe3k" wrote in message news:a5tg15$t6m$[email]...

Incubus wrote in message news:U6tg8.1081$[email]...

Is that like: Laying in bed, watching porn and covering your belly in "sticky white love piss" ??

Two weeks. That was after kidney stone surgery. After that experience you won't be doing "it" for awhile.

When all the bells and whistles are functioning and healthy, I think my longest was a week before caving in.

"Incubus" wrote in message news:n5rg8.1075$[email]...

I had a contest with three friends - I ended up being Kramer :-). One of the friends was female - she won since she pulled every single night and therefore never had to lose her Queen status.

Andy said: <<< One of the friends was female - she won since she pulled every single night and therefore never had to lose her Queen status.>>>

I may regret asking this, but here goes: What does "she pulled every single night" mean?

You didn't mean "every single knight," did you? If so, the married ones must have been jealous.

^^^^^^ "Art is often hailed as the grandest expression of human spirit, but we know now ... that the grandest expression of human spirit is whatever it takes for a man or woman to rush back into a burning building to save more people."

pulled = to be successful with the opposite sex (or same sex, depending) ie. she managed to have sex every night therefore never needing to lose her Queen status. Hope this clarifies!

That was always my biggest problem with "the contest". That's bullshit if they could have sex and still be master of domain. I mean all or nothing; no sexual gratification now that would be a real contest.

And yes I realize that sex with another did not help anyone thru the contest but still.

I dunno, what time is it? ;-)

"Incubus" wrote in message news:n5rg8.1075$[email]...

I once went 4 whole years without. From my 4th birthday party onwards however its been fairly relentless.

-TF

Incubus wrote in message ...

Does 'jail sex' count? If not.. 15 to 20 years.

homerr..

"Incubus" wrote in message news:n5rg8.1075$[email]...

I'M OUT !!!!!

Brian

It's been eight days so far...

I'm male. If you don't count the first 12 years of my life, i'd say about two weeks (whist on holiday with my family).

oops... i'm out.

DV

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Do you mean 'altogether', or 'in my mother's house'? Yeah count me in. Put me down for $100.....uh....ooops... *I'm out!*