The Contest: Who Won?

S04E11 The ContestretroJan 21, 19985 years later27 posts by 23 posters
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Fans debate who won the masturbation contest, with most agreeing George won based on him watching a naked woman across the street while his girlfriend slept, implying Jerry gave in first.

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Jeremy Horpedahl

I was watching the syndication episode from last night, and was wondering, who won "the contest"? Were the writers implying that Jerry caved in and George was the winner? Somebody, help me out!

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Jeremy Horpedahl wrote in message ...

George won the contest, because when his virgin went to sleep w/ JFK jr., he went over to the window to watch the naked woman across the street. And, one thing led to another.........

Andrew Levin wrote:

The virgin actually belonged to Jerry, not George.

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That's actually what I meant, I just wasn't very clear about it. Sorry!

The answer to who won the contest comes in the "Puffy Shirt" episode where George admits that he won.

went over to the window to watch the naked woman across the street. And, one thing led to another.....

george won...but that's not what proved it...In the ep where he was a hand model, he told someone "You don't have to worry about me, I won a contest"

HeyyyJude wrote in article ...

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It was never established who won. George "claimed" he won, but that doesn't mean it couldn't have been a tie with Jerry.

Rick Marshall

those are some odds that it was a TIE. I mean, there are TWENTY FOUR hours in a day...

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Since it was never determined in "The contest" who won...then I say hand-model Constanza is the winner

Rick Marshall wrote in article ...

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DaveHeyyyJude

That's not what proved it either. George was trying to land the hand model job, so he bragged about winning a contest.

Would George lie to get a job? Of course he would.

The contest still has not been decided.  At the end of
"The Contest", both George and Jerry are seen sleeping
soundly.  In keeping with the theme of the episode, only
those who had caved in were able to sleep without tossing
and turning in bed.  Jerry?  No toss.  George?  No toss.
Thus, no winner.   Not yet.
The truth may come out by this Spring.
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Bob Sacamano won because he went to the synagogue to meet Elaine and Stephen Furst killed his horse. But then again he might have lied.

And when will you ask how Kramer makes his money?

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You got it...they were trying to imply that Jerry caved before George did. I thought it was obvious, but apparently it wasn't because we get this question quite a bit. But also, in another episode a few years later, George reassured his hand-model employer, "You don't have to worry about me. I won a contest."

Wouldn't we all like to be able to say that? :-)

Michael Alexander

Speaking about the contest episode (which, in my mind, has to be the best episode; it should be the episode people proffer as the ideal example of Seinfeld as opposed to the chinese restaurant episode), I've got a question concerning it.

Okay, the contest is to see who holds off from masturbating the longest. Now, in one scene, I believe Jerry and George (or Jerry and Kramer; I haven't seen this in awhile, so please forgive any minor inaccuracies) are talking about the contest and the fact that Jerry is getting ready to sleep with the virgin (the very cute Jane Leeves, I believe, who is now on Frasier; I love that accent!). If Jerry slept with the virgin, wouldn't that mean he'd be out of the contest? After all, that would relieve enormous amounts of pressure, obviously. But I don't think anything was made of this in the episode; in fact, that could have been another source of comedy if George tried to get the virgin to sleep with Jerry via some devious scheme or other (you know what else would've been funny?; Newman should have been in the contest as well).

RolandoSLGbchh

On 23 Jan 1998 04:41:59 GMT, [email] (SLGbchh) wrote:

Jerry never had sex with the virgin. If you remember, they were kissing on the couch and then she said "Let's go in the bedroom" and Jerry says "Are you sure" To which she responds "Yes, I'm ready. I imagine this must've been hard for you." And Jerry says, "You don't know the half of it" To which he tells her about the contest and she walks out of the apartment, like so many others.

On Fri, 23 Jan 1998, Rolando wrote:

But doesn't Jerry walk to the window to "check out" the woman who was raoming totally naked in her apartment ? Then at the end of that episode, he is shown to be sleeping v-e-r-y happily. I just assumed that Jerry was no longer "master of his domain".

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George winning doesn't mean Jerry didn't also win. They were both sleeping soundly at the very end of the episode and I assumed the just tied. If it was a tie, George could still claim he won, as he beat the other two competitors.

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I realize this is an old thread, but I must comment.

Noone won the contest. In spite of the Puffy Shirt episode. If you read the issue of EW where they chronicle every episode of Seinfeld someone, I believe it was David, clarified the issue. He stated that most definatly noone won. So I would assume he knows what he is talking about.

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MSJanke wrote:

Did he give an explaination as to why no-one won or was it just a bald statement?

Jonathan

No explaination, if memory serves. Maybe I'll dig out the issue and re-read it.

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Yeah, I am a it confused on who won the contest. Apparently, George won, but at the end of the episode, both Jerry and George are sleeping peacefully. I guess both went out at the same time, but i implied that only Jerry fessed up.

In , Laura Albert writes:

That's exactly what I think as well. The fact that George *said* he won the contest in "The Puffy Shirt" is not enough evidence to sway me. He was probably lying to look better in his new boss's eyes.

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On 3 Feb 1998, MSJanke wrote:

In an edition of 'Rolling Stone' (1994 I think) there was an interview with the 'Seinfeld' cast, as well as some episode information. In one part of the article it was stated that the contest was one by George and Jerry, and that the money was split between them.

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I always got the feeling that George and Jerry both caved at the same time, so either they split the money, or no one won at all...anyone else?

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"Danny" wrote:

oh god...I hope not...that would change the dynamic of the show COMPLETELY.

Best,

WT

On Wed, 21 Jan 1998 16:21:29 -0800, Jeremy Horpedahl wrote:

In the episode where George becomes a hand model , They tell him the story about the other famous hand model who coulden�t controll himself, after that story George says: - Hey I won a competition once. Isn�t that the proof that he was the man that won ? =) Who could belive that George was the man to have won ? But money is everything to George =) .

Pontus Lofberg

If the contest is who would cave the last..then George probably did win,,,,when they both saw the virgin in the end.....They were both at Jerry's house..right..? and therefor Jerry had..well, Home Turf so to speak...and since George had to get home...well. maybe he was the last...and maybe thats why he said he won..

On the other hand..its not a lie....if you believe it...

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