Worst Seinfeld

not 'parking garage', 'chinese resturaunt' or 'the gum'...not even the finale...the worst episode of Seinfeld had to be "the contest"...I enjoyed the show up until that episode aired. Could they have written an episode in more poor taste? I mean, first of all, Jerry and George are supposed to have loving, even over-involved parents...how could they have ended up doing such things with their bodies? and if that is how Mr. Seinfeld and Mr. Alexander pass their time, do they need to share it with the viewing public? I must admit, I did continue to watch the show after that, but any references to that horrendous half-hour, and my VCR is feeding me classic 'Dr. Quin Medicine Women'. Now theres a show that shouldve gotten 9 year.

Sorry, but thats me. Anyone who enjoys filth like 'the contest' should be shot in the back of the head.

If anyone's sick, and should be shot - it's you.. If you really think that episode was that bad, then YOU'RE the pervert here...most people don't have a problem with these things...bloody conservative pervert!

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I'm really puzzled about why you did not like the contest? What was so revolting about this one? The fact that they did masturbate? Or the fact that they stopped? Or the fact that they talked about it. I think you said something about things they did to their bodies? That's why I asked the question above. I dont get it.

Kinda like the guy that was sitting in front of PeeWee Herman? George

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ROTFL - George, I like your bent humour. You see, I thought El Sehvan meant shot with a gun. Now it makes sense! :-) :-) :-) :-)

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Hey, I didn't know that Seinfeld was even shown in Iran!

And I can see how being shot in the back of the head is far more humane than the act performed in" The Contest!">>>Sorry, but thats me. Anyone who enjoys filth like 'the contest' should be

So, you enjoy watching Dr Quinn? I don't think I feel the need to say anything more...

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Yes. Well,Dr. Quinn. Amazing. And you write in to a Seinfeld newsgroup! Look, we are NYCentric, intellectual, bourgeois, new york times reading folk. We don't care if masturbation upsets you--the 700 Club is there for your viewing pleasure.

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Hey Mr. NYCentric Intellectual yadda, yadda.. I understand the lyin' President is in town to see the Lion King.. keep your daughters off the streets tonight. If Clinton skates, does that mean I can get Pee Wee's Playhouse back???

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..this just in. The presidential limo is in the Secret Service garage being fitted with a trailer hitch... film at 11.

So, you enjoy watching Dr Quinn? I don't think I feel the need to say anything more...

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Thank you for the incredibly funny post...and I can only assume it was a joke, because it makes no sense otherwise. What do loving parents have to do with masterbation? We all do it baby, even Newman does it, hell, I'd bet Estelle Kostanza does it!

I assume this is a joke, but don't say that George had loving parents :)

Tim

On 13 Sep 1998 03:38:18 GMT, [email] (El Sehvan) wrote:

I believe Dr. Quinn had a contest episode that never aired. Sulley won.

Doing such things . . ? Its not like they're heroin addicts or self-mutilators. Gimme a break!!! Its baffles me the way people turn a perfectly natural act that is 100% harmless into some sort of vice.

On 16 Sep 1998, ESHAAS wrote:

That's what christinsanity does best :)

Tim

Give him a break. I'm guessing it's his parents fault. The Nature/nurture debate will always rage on, but in areas such as sexuality, it's the attitudes of the parents that determine the attitudes, at least in part, of the children. It also has something to do with religion, but I've never pondered that part of the equation.

So, rather than chastise this person for considering natural human sexual function abominable, maybe you should feel pity for someone who's repressed upbringing will forever prevent him from achieving self actualization and spiritual harmony. Let us now gaze into the heart of the lotus...

On 13 Sep 1998, El Sehvan wrote:

loving parents? Have you been watching a different show than me all this time? George's disfunctional family makes the Simpson's look like Father Knows Best. And parenting has nothing to do with whether or not a person has sexual needs. If you don't, you aren't human and if you don't believe me, ask any psychiatrist in the history of the world. And in real life, Larry David supposedly actually won a similar contest from what I understand.

"Early to rise, early to bed makes a man healthy but socially dead." ---Yakko Warner

This post seems to me to have been put in just to get angry reactions from other people. Or maybe as a joke. I think the episode was Overrated. There are far more funny ones but there are much worse ones too

®Mark

"This place sucks, I've chewed up the shoes and quite frankly I don't care if you ever get home." [if Toto could talk] "Shove me in a basket will ya."

To all those that want to respond to this post about "the contest". Please don't feed the trolls... You'll never see the original posted respond back, because his whole intent was to just simply upset the group into a frenzy, sit back and enjoy the fallout...

Simply diregard his "little" opinion and continue on with more important conversation

To all those that want to respond to this post about "the contest". Please don't feed the trolls...