The Butter Shave
Aired Thursday, September 25, 1997 · 30 min

Kramer discovers the amazing yet unknown uses of butter, but accidentally fries himself after using it as sunscreen.
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The morning after
Fans debate whether the season 9 premiere delivers quality writing, with some finding it entertaining while others criticize it as jejune and lacking the satirical edge of earlier seasons.
Fans identify the song played when George is carried around at work as "9 to 5" by Sheena Easton.
Fans react to the season 9 premiere with mixed grades, praising some plotlines while finding others weak or unfunny.
Thread dismisses racist opening post attacking the show's cast and Jewish representation; responders quickly shut down the offensive comments.
Fans debate whether the season premiere had too many disconnected plots and lost the show's subtle comedy, with some defending the current writing while others miss Larry David's influence.
Fans strongly criticize the season 9 premiere "The Butter Shave" as unfunny with weak character chemistry and contrived plotlines, marking a significant decline in show quality from earlier seasons.
Fans debate whether Elaine's airplane scene was funny, with mixed opinions on whether her subplot detracted from the episode's humor.
Fans discuss the bottle return deposit amounts from the episode where Kramer and Newman travel to Michigan to recycle bottles for extra money instead of doing it in New York.
Fans theorize that Kenny Bania getting laughs from Jerry's success is an allusion to NBC scheduling weaker shows after Seinfeld to benefit from its ratings.
Fans offer mixed reactions to the season premiere, with some praising it as a classic episode while others found it disappointing, with George's storyline receiving the most consistent praise.
Viewers notice Newman reading the book "Alive" in the background during The Butter Shave episode and discuss memorable scenes including Kramer visualized as a turkey.
Fans love the premiere, praising Kramer's butter-related mishaps and comedic one-liners, with particular enthusiasm for the sautéed versus fried joke and the hot tub scene.
Fans appreciate the season nine premiere, particularly enjoying Kramer's butter-related mishap and the episode's comedic moments involving the main characters.
Best of the morning after
“Elaine stuff, better than great.”
“In comedy, however, there's one production value that's more important than all the others combined: writing.”
“Season premiere, and maaaan she spent the whole episode pissed as Marv Albert at a dentist's convention!”
“"You can be a bitter woman or you can be a better woman."”
“An 'F' for "FREAKIN' ME OUT!"”
“How is it you're living in America in 1997.”
Over the years
Fans debate whether 'The Butter Shave' is the best episode ever, with mixed opinions on its quality compared to other favorites like 'The Merv Griffin Show.'
Thread discusses Dutch culture and geography; participants clarify that Holland and the Netherlands are the same place and that Dutch people live there.
Viewers discuss a scene where Kramer appears with a mustache that quickly disappears, debating whether it's a continuity error or intentional gag from the season premiere.
Fans discuss season 9 episodes coming to syndication, with mixed reactions to which episodes are being aired and excitement about seeing them again.
Fans discuss whether Season 9 is as bad as its reputation, with mixed reactions to the premiere episode and differing views on the season's overall quality.
Fans attempt to identify which episode featured George saying "if you will" and recall various episodes where he may have used the phrase, with uncertain results.
Fans praise The Butter Shave as a great episode, particularly enjoying the running gag of Newman imagining Kramer's head on a turkey with the memorable line "Stick a fork in me, Jerry! I'm done!"
Viewers notice a continuity error in the season premiere where Jerry's sweat stains appear and disappear inconsistently between scenes.
Fans recall the Season 9 premiere where Jerry and George grew mustaches as a gimmick to take a vacation from themselves over the summer break, with some finding the concept poorly explained.
Fans identify the song playing during George's handicapped man impression as "Morning Train (Nine to Five)" by Sheena Easton, which also appeared in another episode.
Viewers react negatively to Season 9's premiere, arguing the show has lost its magic and feel compared to earlier seasons, with acting appearing less natural and jokes falling flat.
Fans discuss the episode where George pretends to be disabled and gets chased by elderly people in wheelchairs, with posters identifying it as "The Butter Shave" and praising it as a favorite episode.
Viewers help identify the episode where George pretends to be disabled and receives a motorized scooter from his boss, confirming it as The Butter Shave from season 9.
Posters discuss which episode features George being chased by people in invalid cars, with disagreement over whether it's from The Voice or a different episode.
Thread discusses George's cane quote from The Butter Shave episode, with posters providing transcripts comparing crutches versus canes as funny versus sad stories.
Fans debate where Kramer accesses the internet to read about Bania's show, suggesting a net cafe, Newman's place, or the library.