What episode did George say this in

S09E01 The Butter ShaveretroNov 26, 2003, 7:45 PM ET6 years later8 posts by 5 posters
❓ Question

Fans attempt to identify which episode featured George saying "if you will" and recall various episodes where he may have used the phrase, with uncertain results.

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void

I think George appended the phrase "if you will" to one of his lines? Which line was it, and in which ep? Thanks!

Mike00↩ void

Hmm, tough one. Just off the top of my head. I remember George saying something like "Now, If you will, kindly unwedge my front wheel from the coffee table and I will be on my way". Or something like that in the The Butter Shave when he is riding around on that goofy rascal cart. hehe

"void" wrote in message news:[email]... > I think George appended the phrase "if you will" to one of his lines? Which
void↩ Mike00

No, that wasn't it. I'm pretty sure he used it at the end of a sentence, right after saying a word that was a bit unusual. I had thought that it occurred in the pez/pianist/intervention episode, and George said to the girl: "a communique, if you will." But I just saw the episode again today, and he didn't do it for that line.

I just love how they use those types of phrases that never get used in actual conversation!

Steve Hill↩ void

I seem to remember something along those lines being said in The Puffy Shirt, but the line was actually:

JERRY: Oven mitts?

GEORGE: (Embarrassed) That's all I could find. (A moment passes) Would you mind getting the door?

KRAMER: Yeah..

JERRY: Alright. (Jerry opens the door for George)

GEORGE: Thank you very much. (Walks out)

[email] (void) wrote in message news:...

TheNewsGuy(Mike)↩ void

On Thu, 27 Nov 2003 06:07:57 GMT, [email] (void) wrote:

After doing a text search of the scripts...for "if you will"... there is only one occurance for George.

The Butter Shave: ================ George: Now if you will kindly help me unwedge my front wheel, I'll be on my way.

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Mike00↩ TheNewsGuy(Mike)

void, I think I know what you are talking about. is this line in "the strike" what you were thinking of?

GEORGE: So, attractive one day - not attractive the next?

JERRY: Have you come across this?

GEORGE: Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome -- she's a two-face.

JERRY: (Relating) Like the Batman villain?

GEORGE: (Annoyed) If that helps you..

"TheNewsGuy(Mike)" wrote in message news:[email]...

void↩ Mike00

No, that's not it. Hmm, this is quite the stumper... maybe I was imagining things.

Dee↩ Mike00

On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 03:03:05 GMT, "Mike00" wrote:

What about that one in the car dealer ship? he says something like "a candy line up, if you will"

Well, something like that in that scene.