The Wife
Aired Thursday, March 17, 1994 Β· 30 min

While Jerry keeps up the pretense of a pretend marriage with new girlfriend, Meryl, so she can share his dry cleaning discount, Elaine tries to decipher whether a guy at the gym likes her and simultaneously tries to keep him from reporting George to the manager for peeing in the shower; and Kramer prepares to meet his girlfriend, Anna's parents.
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The morning after
Baboo Bhat actor will have success on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
Fans discuss spotting the actor who played Baboo Bhat on Melrose Place in a non-speaking role, with one poster predicting his future success on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
Fans discuss actress Courtney Cox's previous television appearances, trying to identify where they've seen her before, including Family Ties and a Bruce Springsteen music video.
Fans discuss changes to Elaine's hairstyle in the episode, noting it appears less voluminous than in previous episodes.
Fans discuss whether Elaine displayed unusual modesty by covering her chest in gym scenes, with one noting a previous episode where her nipple was visible and published in a magazine.
Fans discuss "The Wife" with mixed reactions, praising comedic moments like Jerry's "hangers or box" exchange but debating whether the premise and some scenes feel forced or work well.
Viewer missed the episode due to a women's basketball game and asks for a recap; responders clarify it was a rerun of the accountant surveillance and Myra's baby message episode.
Fans discuss production details and funny moments from the episode, including Jerry's can opener dilemma, George on the stairmaster, and character quirks.
Fans recall the final line from Kramer's girlfriend's father in the episode, debating the exact wording of his disapproving remark about Kramer.
Fans discuss Jerry driving a Saab 900 convertible in the episode and share trivia about how the specific black convertible was obtained from a Saab executive's personal vehicle for the show.
Fans loved the episode's premise of Jerry maintaining a fake marriage for dry cleaning discounts, finding the married couple dynamics and comedic lines hilarious and relatable.
Fans discuss the official title of the episode that aired, with one suggesting an alternative title.
Fans find episode mediocre with forced Kramer moments, but appreciate several clever lines about a pretend marriage and dry cleaning arrangement.
Best of the morning after
βWas the collared pajama indicating that this is what older, married men wear to bed after marriage gets routine?β
βSeinfeld in a steady relationship would be BORRRRIINGGG in my opinion.β
βI can't wait until I can afford to buy a computer I'll never use.β
βBesides, if they all masterbate, what's so much worse about peeing in the shower?β
βIf you listen to the dialog, it just doesn't ring true: "What's the matter with six?β
βI really don't see the resemblence to Elaine and Miss America, but at least she didn't let the sweaty-germ-freak get the goods on George.β
Over the years
Fans debate Susan's character, with most defending her as sweet and adding dimension to the show, though one viewer admits to hating her in "The Invitations" when she becomes obnoxious.
Fans discuss whether George's fiancΓ©e Meryl in "The Wife" is the same actress who played Michael Douglas's wife in the movie Disclosure, with consensus that she resembles but is not the same actress.
Fans discuss how the gang would react to people peeing in the shower, noting George does it in the show and others think it's gross.
Fans discuss a continuity inconsistency where Kramer says he only takes baths in one episode but is shown showering in another, with some arguing character preferences can change over time.
Fans help identify the episode featuring George and Elaine arguing over George urinating in the shower, confirming it's from "The Wife."
Fans discuss whether Ursula from Seinfeld and Phoebe from Friends are the same character or twins, clarifying that Lisa Kudrow plays both roles as twin sisters across the two shows.
Fans discuss continuity errors in Kramer's character, noting contradictions about whether he wears boxers, briefs, or nothing, and conflicting statements about his bathing habits across episodes.
Posters debate whether Elaine made a hypothetical marriage pact with Kramer or Jerry, eventually confirming it was Kramer with a 50-year timeline.
Viewers express frustration with Jerry's girlfriend in the episode, finding her annoying and exhausting, with one commenter making a joke comparing her to Meryl Streep.
Fans discuss whether the actress who played Jerry's pretend wife in "The Wife" is now starring on Friends, confirming it is Courtney Cox who plays Monica Geller.
Viewers discuss which episode features Kramer visiting a dry cleaner, with replies identifying The Wife as the episode where Kramer accompanies Jerry to pick up a quilt using Jerry's discount.
Fan asks if anyone has a recording of Kramer appearing on Live with Regis & Kathie Lee; discussion clarifies Kathie Lee is married to Frank Gifford and expresses interest in the appearance.
Fans confirm the episode details of S05E17, clarifying that the female character pretended to be married for the dry cleaning discount.
Fans enjoy the phrase "my wife" from the episode, noting it's an addictive way to begin a sentence that becomes repetitive once you start saying it.
Viewers help identify an episode where Kramer has trouble sleeping related to his blanket, with consensus that it's "The Wife" though descriptions don't match the actual plot.
Viewer from Virginia reports missing the final segment of "The Wife" in syndication, while Missouri viewer confirms they received the complete episode.
Fans debate a continuity error where Kramer initially says he takes baths but later claims he can't because of low water pressure.