S05 E17

The Wife

Aired Thursday, March 17, 1994 Β· 30 min

While Jerry keeps up the pretense of a pretend marriage with new girlfriend, Meryl, so she can share his dry cleaning discount, Elaine tries to decipher whether a guy at the gym likes her and simultaneously tries to keep him from reporting George to the manager for peeing in the shower; and Kramer prepares to meet his girlfriend, Anna's parents.

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The morning after

3 hours before it aired
7 posts
Baboo on Melrose Place
Michael Keane6 posters
🧩 Trivia❓ Unresolved

Baboo Bhat actor will have success on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

Fans discuss spotting the actor who played Baboo Bhat on Melrose Place in a non-speaking role, with one poster predicting his future success on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

the next day
7 posts
This Week's Episode-
Michael Motoda4 posters
❓ Question

Fans discuss actress Courtney Cox's previous television appearances, trying to identify where they've seen her before, including Family Ties and a Bruce Springsteen music video.

the next morning
7 posts
Elaine's hair
Mark Gillman6 posters

Fans discuss changes to Elaine's hairstyle in the episode, noting it appears less voluminous than in previous episodes.

4 days later
6 posts
New Mac?
Jheyel5 posters
❓ Question

Fans discuss whether Jerry got a new Macintosh Duo computer, with speculation about whether he actually uses it given his modest lifestyle portrayal.

the next day
5 posts
Elaine in the Gym
Jared Landry5 posters
🧠 Theory

Fans discuss whether Elaine displayed unusual modesty by covering her chest in gym scenes, with one noting a previous episode where her nipple was visible and published in a magazine.

10 hours later
5 posts
Great episode tonight, no?
Dan Saltzstein5 posters
😐 Mixed

Fans discuss "The Wife" with mixed reactions, praising comedic moments like Jerry's "hangers or box" exchange but debating whether the premise and some scenes feel forced or work well.

7 days later
5 posts
PLEASE INFORM ME
templks24 posters
❓ Question

Viewer missed the episode due to a women's basketball game and asks for a recap; responders clarify it was a rerun of the accountant surveillance and Myra's baby message episode.

15 hours later
4 posts
Tonights show
James Agay4 posters
🧩 Trivia

Fans discuss production details and funny moments from the episode, including Jerry's can opener dilemma, George on the stairmaster, and character quirks.

4 days later
4 posts
last line
❓ QuestionπŸ˜‚ Loved it

Fans recall the final line from Kramer's girlfriend's father in the episode, debating the exact wording of his disapproving remark about Kramer.

8 days later
4 posts
Saab
Lam Tom Yiu Fai3 posters
🧩 TriviaπŸ™‚ Liked it

Fans discuss Jerry driving a Saab 900 convertible in the episode and share trivia about how the specific black convertible was obtained from a Saab executive's personal vehicle for the show.

15 hours later
3 posts
We'll always have pancakes...
Natalie Zee3 posters
πŸ˜‚ Loved it

Fans loved the episode's premise of Jerry maintaining a fake marriage for dry cleaning discounts, finding the married couple dynamics and comedic lines hilarious and relatable.

the next day
3 posts
3/17 title?
Craig Neeld3 posters
❓ Question

Fans discuss the official title of the episode that aired, with one suggesting an alternative title.

the next morning
2 posts
3/17 Episode
EGGLESTON DAVID2 posters
😐 Mixed

Fans find episode mediocre with forced Kramer moments, but appreciate several clever lines about a pretend marriage and dry cleaning arrangement.

Best of the morning after

β€œWas the collared pajama indicating that this is what older, married men wear to bed after marriage gets routine?”

β€œSeinfeld in a steady relationship would be BORRRRIINGGG in my opinion.”

β€œI can't wait until I can afford to buy a computer I'll never use.”

β€” Sean Drake, 10 days later Β· New Mac?

β€œBesides, if they all masterbate, what's so much worse about peeing in the shower?”

β€œIf you listen to the dialog, it just doesn't ring true: "What's the matter with six?”

β€œI really don't see the resemblence to Elaine and Miss America, but at least she didn't let the sweaty-germ-freak get the goods on George.”

Over the years

4 years later
12 posts
Question about George's wife Susan
LKeavney11 posters
😑 Hated itπŸ”₯ Controversial

Fans debate Susan's character, with most defending her as sweet and adding dimension to the show, though one viewer admits to hating her in "The Invitations" when she becomes obnoxious.

6 years later
9 posts
inconsistency in episodes
..CliX..8 posters
🧠 Theory

Fans discuss a continuity inconsistency where Kramer says he only takes baths in one episode but is shown showering in another, with some arguing character preferences can change over time.

6 years later
9 posts
THEY'RE ALL PIPES!!
Bobby B7 posters
❓ Question

Fans help identify the episode featuring George and Elaine arguing over George urinating in the shower, confirming it's from "The Wife."

10 months later
7 posts
"The Wife" - dumb question...
unknown6 posters
🧩 Trivia

Fans discuss whether Ursula from Seinfeld and Phoebe from Friends are the same character or twins, clarifying that Lisa Kudrow plays both roles as twin sisters across the two shows.

2 years later
6 posts
Two more Kramer contradictions!
Ed Ruane6 posters
🧩 Trivia

Fans discuss continuity errors in Kramer's character, noting contradictions about whether he wears boxers, briefs, or nothing, and conflicting statements about his bathing habits across episodes.

4 years later
5 posts
Elaine & Kramer Wedding
Dan Sissman4 posters
❓ Question

Posters debate whether Elaine made a hypothetical marriage pact with Kramer or Jerry, eventually confirming it was Kramer with a 50-year timeline.

5 weeks later
5 posts
I've Faked It.
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πŸ™ Disliked it

Viewers express frustration with Jerry's girlfriend in the episode, finding her annoying and exhausting, with one commenter making a joke comparing her to Meryl Streep.

2 years later
5 posts
jerry's "wife"
jvicich5 posters
❓ Question

Fans discuss whether the actress who played Jerry's pretend wife in "The Wife" is now starring on Friends, confirming it is Courtney Cox who plays Monica Geller.

6 years later
4 posts
New wife
AP3 posters
πŸ—£οΈ Quotes

Fans discuss Kramer's rant about marriage being a prison from "The Wife" episode, with one user recalling the specific dialogue about losing TV dinners and mandatory day-recap conversations.

6 years later
3 posts
Kramer goes to Dry Cleaners?
Mojo3 posters
❓ Question

Viewers discuss which episode features Kramer visiting a dry cleaner, with replies identifying The Wife as the episode where Kramer accompanies Jerry to pick up a quilt using Jerry's discount.

2 months later
3 posts
Kramer on Regis & Madden's Wife Live!
Rainer U Ziehm3 posters
❓ Question😐 Mixed

Fan asks if anyone has a recording of Kramer appearing on Live with Regis & Kathie Lee; discussion clarifies Kathie Lee is married to Frank Gifford and expresses interest in the appearance.

6 years later
3 posts
What episode and season?
Γ―ΒΏΒ½3 posters
❓ Question

Fans confirm the episode details of S05E17, clarifying that the female character pretended to be married for the dry cleaning discount.

9 years later
3 posts
My wife has an inner ear infection
Dead Guy3 posters
πŸ™‚ Liked it

Fans enjoy the phrase "my wife" from the episode, noting it's an addictive way to begin a sentence that becomes repetitive once you start saying it.

9 years later
3 posts
What episode is this ?
Scott M Galante3 posters
❓ QuestionπŸ™‚ Liked it

Viewers help identify an episode where Kramer has trouble sleeping related to his blanket, with consensus that it's "The Wife" though descriptions don't match the actual plot.

5 years later
2 posts
Tonight's Syndication
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❓ Question

Viewer from Virginia reports missing the final segment of "The Wife" in syndication, while Missouri viewer confirms they received the complete episode.

4 years later
2 posts
COSMO&BATHS
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πŸ—£οΈ QuotesπŸ™ Disliked it

Fans debate a continuity error where Kramer initially says he takes baths but later claims he can't because of low water pressure.