Man, this group is hard to predict. I thought last night's episode was one of the weakest in quite a while - I gave up March Madness for that? :) Kramer's spots were particularly forced.
There were quite a few bright spots among the uncharacteristically mediocre dialogue:
"My wife this, my wife that. It's a great way to start a sentence." - J "My wife has an inner-ear infection...I like that!" - K
"Do the medical journals say anything about standing in someone else's urine?" - J
"Bottle-wipe is big." - J "What about the open-mouth kiss?" - G "Bottle-wipe supercedes it." - J
"What if he left you a used Kleenex? Would that be a valentine?" - G
"I guess I wasn't ready for the responsibilities of a pretend marriage." - J
Pardon the paraphrasin' -- especially on the fourth!
- d