peeing in the shower

Im sorry, (and I apologize if someone has already address this) but its a bunch of crap that they dont all pee in the shower, I would have thought that was a sure fire thing. I think they are sending the wrong message to America. Besides, if they all masterbate, what's so much worse about peeing in the shower?

-- Why is it that people that masturbate should necessarily pee in the shower?

And what's that about sending the wrong msg to America? I really don't know what you're referring to. There's something wrong with the msg that some people think that the prospect of standing in a pool of urine is a little repulsive? Sympathies to George, and I know of people who wouldn't think twice about this sort of thing, but I was not at all surprised that the gang didn't fall in behind him on this.

Actually, I would wager that they didn't because it was George that did it. Five bucks says that if JErry had mentioned it, or something like it, they wouldn't have jumped on him.

--AlexJB

Alex J Bernardin ([email]) wrote:

That's because Jerry would have said it in such a precious manner, e.g., "I had to go and I went! That's the kind of guy I am,etc etc"

In article , [email] (Alex J Bernardin) wrote:

Sure, I'll take that bet. (Oddly enough, people seem to be going along with you.) The contrast here is how everybody went along with the masterbation thing, yet nobody agreed with urinating in a public shower.

Yet, who was it that started the masturbation thing?? Wasn't it George who got "caught" with that as well? Still everybody went along with that.

I think the difference is that George usually does some pretty normal stuff, but he takes it a little too far. Sure, everybody seemed to agree that masturbation is something everybody does, but George did it in his parents' home, in an open room! (Glamor magazine??) Many people think that peeing in the shower is fairly normal. (Actually, this is in dispute. The debate has been raging on in rec.humor, to no avail. Some people suspect the SeinWriters of reading USENET.) Anyway, even if you do believe it is okay to pee in the shower, how about the public shower?

And lying? Sure, we all tell a lie now and again, but George is nuts.

When asked if he pees in the shower, Kramer's response was "I take baths." Did anyone else immediately think "OK then, do you pee in the bath?" or was my mind just being excessively gross at the time?

By the way, I once saw a book of WASP jokes that defined a WASP as someone who gets out of the shower to pee. (WASP = "White Anglo-Saxon Protestant")

• Mike B

About peeing in the shower - even though this had nothing to do with Seinfeld,I read in a book entitled "Do You Do It With The Lights On" (I must give credit where credit is due), that some 75% of women pee in the shower, and about 65% of men do. I have NEVER peed in the shower - am I missing something?

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