The Strongbox
Aired Thursday, February 5, 1998 Β· 30 min

George's new girlfriend refuses to break up with him. Jerry doesn't help out a neighbor. Elaine's new boyfriend is poor. Kramer tries to find a good place to hide his key for his strongbox.
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The morning after
Fans praise Michael Richards' delivery of heavily-novacained dialogue in The Strongbox, debating which moment is funniest while celebrating his comedic timing and commitment to physical comedy.
Fans debate the meaning and etymology of a female character's name from the episode, with disagreement over what word it's supposed to rhyme with.
Viewers discuss whether a joke about Jayne Mansfield's death in the episode was accurate, with most clarifying it was just comedy and Mansfield actually died in a car crash, not from suffocation.
Fans answer trivia questions about Seinfeld episodes, correctly identifying an air conditioner and a dog named Farfel.
Thread discusses whether Dolores rhymes with clitoris using an online rhyming dictionary, with posters debating whether it's a perfect or imperfect rhyme.
Fans discuss a Godfather reference in the episode, debating whether Jerry wore a tuxedo before and citing previous episodes like "The Opera" as counterexamples.
Viewers discuss the joke about Elaine telling the Sidler "this is your lucky day" after learning his preferred gum comes from an old Mickey Mouse machine that Jerry's toy-collecting girlfriend owns.
Fans debate whether Jerry should leave the show while it's still popular or continue despite declining ratings and unresolved storylines.
Fans discuss a Seinfeld trivia question about a geometric symbol on Kramer's ski tips that was revealed earlier in the season, with hints pointing to something seen in Kramer's apartment.
Viewers ask about a rerun on February 12, with discussion that new episodes are preempted by Winter Olympics coverage.
Poster claims to have appeared on the episode; replies suggest skepticism and make references to the poster's appearance and identity.
Fans debate whether "The Strongbox" or "The Butter Shave" is the best episode of the season, with mixed opinions on both.
Fans theorize that the show deliberately used apartment number 5E for a character in "The Strongbox" to reference Jerry's apartment and reward observant viewers who track such details across episodes.
Fans discuss whether a welfare apartment set from a previous show was reused in The Strongbox episode.
Best of the morning after
βFor anyone who's been there, how long do you have to be in the Army to require a discharge?β
βLove the selfishness...gotta love that damn Lanie...eating a trash-can bear claw, buying the furniture.β
β"When they pull that needle, I let the exxth-pletivth-es fly!"β
βBecause it rhymes with "silicone breasts" which Elaine will attempt to find out about in a sauna.β
β"Early to rise, early to bed makes a man healthy but socially dead."β
βO, what other historical fables have they foisted upon us?β
Over the years
Fans identify the actress who plays George's girlfriend in the episode as Illeana Douglas and discuss her other roles, including on Fox's Action.
Fans discuss whether Kramer was in the military, locating the scene in The Strongbox where Kramer mentions his military discharge and says he was briefly in the Army, with debate over exact dialogue.
Fans confirm the episode name and joke about lockbox terminology and political references.
Fan asks for help identifying an unclear Elaine dialogue line from "The Strongbox" episode and receives clarification from other viewers.
Fans discuss a brief mention of Kramer's military discharge papers from a strongbox, with joking responses about what branch he served in and why he was discharged.
Fans discuss George's joke about a coworker being too tan in the middle of winter, with replies referencing other Seinfeld episodes involving tanning or sun-related products.
Fan notices a joke about the word "literally" was cut from a rerun of The Strongbox episode, though replies indicate the exchange still aired in some markets.