BEACH TAN WITHOUT THE SUN

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So that's how Loretta did it! (from the Strongbox script page):

George: "Hey, you know, there's this secretary at work that always had a crush on me."

Jerry: "Really? How come you never pursued her before?"

George: "She's too tan. It's the middle of the winter, she's like a carrot."

[ later on ]

George, entering his apartment with the too-tan secretary: "So, you... you say you've been in the city all winter?"

Loretta: "I was in Maine for a couple days."

George: "Well... here we are."

• Mark "article with headers forwarded to [email]" Mellin

Funny, I actually thought about Kramer's perfume that smells like the beach first...odd how the mind works.

Or the Butter episode.. But then I guess that did include the sun, didn't it?! DOH!