S08 E09

The Abstinence

Aired Thursday, November 21, 1996 Β· 30 min

Abstinence allows George to become a genius, but it turns Elaine into an idiot. Jerry gets bumped from career day at his old Jr. High School. Kramer turns his apartment into a smoking lounge and all the smoke disfigures his face.

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The morning after

2 days later
13 posts
kramer's line
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❓ Question

Fans discuss a memorable Kramer line about Radio Shack asking for phone numbers when buying batteries, debating whether this practice is real.

the next day
12 posts
Letterman on Seinfeld? Curious!
Ken Creasman10 posters
❓ Question

Fans discuss why David Letterman appeared in the episode's tag instead of Jay Leno, with debate about their relative career standing and friendship with Jerry.

2 days later
10 posts
Kramer's Lawyer
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❓ QuestionπŸ™‚ Liked it

Fans discuss Jackie Chiles, Kramer's lawyer character who is an obvious parody of Johnnie Cochran, praising the humorous interactions and physical resemblance to the real lawyer.

9 days later
7 posts
And the wind cries Missy
djk4 posters

Fans react to what appears to be a poster's absence, with cryptic references to someone named Missy returning and unclear in-jokes among the group.

5 days later
7 posts
Kramer's Training
Jason Vicich7 posters
❓ Question

Viewers ask about Kramer's medical training mentioned in the episode, with replies clarifying Jerry's line was sarcastic.

the next day
6 posts
11/21 episode
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πŸ™‚ Liked it

Viewers enjoy "The Abstinence" episode, praising the comedic premise and Elaine's portrayal as particularly entertaining, though some find the first half stronger.

2 days later
6 posts
11/21 episode was excellent!
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πŸ˜‚ Loved it

Fans praise the abstinence episode as excellent and among the show's best, with particular appreciation for George's genius behavior and comedic bits.

the next day
4 posts
Sexy George...
unknown4 posters

Viewers discuss whether George becomes attractive when he's abstinent and intellectually engaged in the episode.

5 days later
4 posts
Name The Non-Jew
knight4 posters
😑 Hated itπŸ”₯ Controversial

Thread discussing a hateful post attacking the show and making antisemitic remarks; other posters call out the original poster's close-mindedness and suggest ignoring them.

the same night
4 posts
Funniest line of the season.
MATTHEW FISCHER KAPLAN4 posters
πŸ˜‚ Loved itπŸ”₯ Controversial

Fans debate the funniest line of the season, discussing Elaine's comment about Burma and Jerry's response, with disagreement over whether Jerry said "Bienmar" or "Myanmar."

the same night
4 posts
Laugh Track on 11/21 ... Annoying!
Steve-NYC4 posters
πŸ™ Disliked it

Viewers find the laugh track on this episode distracting and overly loud, with laughter at unfunny moments making the show feel like a cheap sitcom rather than quality comedy.

3 days later
3 posts
Seinfeld Predicts Jeopardy
Doug3 posters
🧩 Triviaβœ… Came true

Seinfeld will feature a Jeopardy clue about tungsten or wolfram that matches a real Jeopardy episode.

Fans note that Seinfeld's recent episode featured George answering a Jeopardy clue about tungsten/wolfram, and an actual Jeopardy episode later used the same wolfram clue.

the same night
2 posts
Richards Past
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❓ Question

Poster asks about Kramer's character history, noting that a rerun of The Dating Game from 30 years prior mentioned Kramer had climbed Mt. Everest and seeks information about this achievement.

the next day
2 posts
It's back baby!
Alfred C Gomez2 posters
πŸ˜‚ Loved it

Fans celebrate the episode's return to quality form, praising Jackie Chiles as the best character on the show for his humor and outrageous personality.

4 days later
2 posts
rubik's cube continuity
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🧩 Trivia

Fans discuss a continuity error involving a Rubik's cube in "The Abstinence" where the visible sides change between shots.

Best of the morning after

β€œTonight the show admited that she is a loser and unfunny.”

β€œI cracked up with her clapping lethargicly at the tires.”

β€œYeah, it was something like "...then why does Radio Shack always ask for you phone number when all you want to do is buy batteries".”

β€œDidn't it seem odd to have David Letterman on the end-o-show tag instead of NBC's late nite pet, Jay Leno?”

β€œYou can't fire your uncle but you can fire an annoying secretary.”

β€œI think it is a funny bit, especially in view of the episode where Sue Anne Mishky tries on a bra in court, and she exclaims, "It doesn't fit."”

Over the years

2 years later
22 posts
Trivia Question
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🧩 Trivia

Fans debate the merits of trivia questions about a quiz scene in "The Abstinence" episode, with disagreement over whether looking up answers violates the spirit of trivia contests.

6 years later
13 posts
What?
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❓ Question

Fans discuss Jeopardy answers that Kramer yelled out while watching Jerry's TV in The Abstinence episode.

2 months later
10 posts
Letterman on Seinfeld?
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❓ Question

Fans discuss whether David Letterman appeared on "The Abstinence" episode, with some recalling he called Jerry at the end of an episode where Jerry got bumped from career day at his high school.

8 years later
8 posts
Kramer smoking episode
WHoME?6 posters
❓ Question

Fans discuss which episode features Kramer with bad teeth from smoking at a smoking party, determining it's from season 8 and not yet available on DVD at the time.

10 months later
7 posts
Looking for a George quote
James W Cundy7 posters
❓ Question

Fans seek the exact quote from George about being unable to imagine ever having sex again, with tangential discussion of the "Believe it or not, George isn't at home" answering machine message.

8 months later
5 posts
From what ep is this George quote?
Evan Blaisdell5 posters
❓ Question

Fans search for the source episode of a George quote about never having sex again, with responses identifying it as 'The Abstinence' where George's abstinence makes him smarter.

7 years later
3 posts
another goof...
Dasein Kein2 posters
🧩 Trivia

Viewers notice a continuity error in "The Abstinence" where George's Rubik's cube goes from unsolved to solved between scenes without him working on it.

2 years later
3 posts
Kramer's Sign
Ron Nehemia3 posters
❓ Question

Fans recall how Kramer ended up with a billboard sign featuring him as the Marlboro Man after suing a cigarette company for health damage.

6 years later
2 posts
Need Abstinence episode for Mac
SteveO2 posters
❓ QuestionπŸ™‚ Liked it

User seeks help finding a playable Mac version of 'The Abstinence' episode after struggling to convert a corrupted download, willing to trade for working copy.

9 months later
2 posts
tonights episdoes
Kramer2322 posters
πŸ™‚ Liked it

Fans praise 'The Abstinence' as one of the better episodes, highlighting George's humorous moment with the Portuguese waitress and test tubes on his head.