The Abstinence
Aired Thursday, November 21, 1996 Β· 30 min

Abstinence allows George to become a genius, but it turns Elaine into an idiot. Jerry gets bumped from career day at his old Jr. High School. Kramer turns his apartment into a smoking lounge and all the smoke disfigures his face.
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The morning after
Fans discuss a memorable Kramer line about Radio Shack asking for phone numbers when buying batteries, debating whether this practice is real.
Fans discuss why David Letterman appeared in the episode's tag instead of Jay Leno, with debate about their relative career standing and friendship with Jerry.
Fans discuss Jackie Chiles, Kramer's lawyer character who is an obvious parody of Johnnie Cochran, praising the humorous interactions and physical resemblance to the real lawyer.
A poster compares Star Trek: First Contact favorably to the recent Seinfeld episode, sparking debate about whether the show has declined; respondents defend the recent episodes as classics.
Fans react to what appears to be a poster's absence, with cryptic references to someone named Missy returning and unclear in-jokes among the group.
Viewers ask about Kramer's medical training mentioned in the episode, with replies clarifying Jerry's line was sarcastic.
Viewers enjoy "The Abstinence" episode, praising the comedic premise and Elaine's portrayal as particularly entertaining, though some find the first half stronger.
Fans praise the abstinence episode as excellent and among the show's best, with particular appreciation for George's genius behavior and comedic bits.
Viewers discuss whether George becomes attractive when he's abstinent and intellectually engaged in the episode.
Thread discussing a hateful post attacking the show and making antisemitic remarks; other posters call out the original poster's close-mindedness and suggest ignoring them.
Fans debate the funniest line of the season, discussing Elaine's comment about Burma and Jerry's response, with disagreement over whether Jerry said "Bienmar" or "Myanmar."
Viewers find the laugh track on this episode distracting and overly loud, with laughter at unfunny moments making the show feel like a cheap sitcom rather than quality comedy.
Seinfeld will feature a Jeopardy clue about tungsten or wolfram that matches a real Jeopardy episode.
Fans note that Seinfeld's recent episode featured George answering a Jeopardy clue about tungsten/wolfram, and an actual Jeopardy episode later used the same wolfram clue.
Poster asks about Kramer's character history, noting that a rerun of The Dating Game from 30 years prior mentioned Kramer had climbed Mt. Everest and seeks information about this achievement.
Fans celebrate the episode's return to quality form, praising Jackie Chiles as the best character on the show for his humor and outrageous personality.
Fans discuss a continuity error involving a Rubik's cube in "The Abstinence" where the visible sides change between shots.
Best of the morning after
βTonight the show admited that she is a loser and unfunny.β
βI cracked up with her clapping lethargicly at the tires.β
βYeah, it was something like "...then why does Radio Shack always ask for you phone number when all you want to do is buy batteries".β
βDidn't it seem odd to have David Letterman on the end-o-show tag instead of NBC's late nite pet, Jay Leno?β
βYou can't fire your uncle but you can fire an annoying secretary.β
βI think it is a funny bit, especially in view of the episode where Sue Anne Mishky tries on a bra in court, and she exclaims, "It doesn't fit."β
Over the years
Fans debate the merits of trivia questions about a quiz scene in "The Abstinence" episode, with disagreement over whether looking up answers violates the spirit of trivia contests.
Fans identify the episode featuring Kramer's smoking spree and brown teeth as "The Abstinence".
Fans discuss whether David Letterman appeared on "The Abstinence" episode, with some recalling he called Jerry at the end of an episode where Jerry got bumped from career day at his high school.
Fans discuss which episode features Kramer with bad teeth from smoking at a smoking party, determining it's from season 8 and not yet available on DVD at the time.
Fans discuss whether abstinence actually makes men smarter and women dumber as depicted in the episode.
Fans seek the exact quote from George about being unable to imagine ever having sex again, with tangential discussion of the "Believe it or not, George isn't at home" answering machine message.
Fans search for the source episode of a George quote about never having sex again, with responses identifying it as 'The Abstinence' where George's abstinence makes him smarter.
Viewers notice a continuity error in "The Abstinence" where George's Rubik's cube goes from unsolved to solved between scenes without him working on it.
Fans recall how Kramer ended up with a billboard sign featuring him as the Marlboro Man after suing a cigarette company for health damage.
Fan asks which episode George meets a Portuguese woman; another fan identifies it as The Abstinence.
User seeks help finding a playable Mac version of 'The Abstinence' episode after struggling to convert a corrupted download, willing to trade for working copy.
Fans praise 'The Abstinence' as one of the better episodes, highlighting George's humorous moment with the Portuguese waitress and test tubes on his head.