Looking for a George quote

S08E09 The AbstinenceretroSep 12, 199710 months later7 posts by 7 posters
Question

Fans seek the exact quote from George about being unable to imagine ever having sex again, with tangential discussion of the "Believe it or not, George isn't at home" answering machine message.

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James W Cundy

George said something once like: " I cannot imagine a situation in which I can ever see myself having sex ever again," or something like that. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? If so could you please post or e-mail me the exact qoute? Thanks

Do you remember the episode when Jerry called George and got a message something like "Believe it or not, George isn't at home..." If anyone knows the lyrics to the song or has in on a wave file, please post them here or send them to me at [email] or [email]

thanks so much matt

Believe it or not, George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home.

Matt Slatus wrote in article ...

This must be the tenth time this question has been asked in the last week.

I believe you knew what the question was when you seen the subject. You didn't have to read it. Not everyone sits and watches the ng all day.

WIL

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On 12 Sep 97 13:46:32 GMT, [email] (James W Cundy) wrote:

Possibly in The Abstainance... After his girlfriend got mono... when he realized that abstaining was causing his sudden brilliance... he turned her down. Jerry asked why, and George said, "There was a good chance I was never going to have sex again anyway.."

That's not exact, mind you... but I think it's maybe what you're looking for.

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