So my co-worker was telling me last week that if I wanted to be healthy eating foods, that I should only indulge myself about once a year. I don't know if he was just talking about buffets or just eating foods that taste good (but aren't good for you) in general. I kinda thought that seemed excessive since I enjoy eating foods.
The following week I decide to come back at him by saying "what if your doctor told you you could only have sex once a year or you'll die?". [He's happily married].
He comes back at me by saying "what about you? Do you get sex?" [knowing that I am single and not dating].
I look at him, single, and reply coolly, "Well, I am master of my domain".
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"I learned a lot from Jessica--what not to do."
-- Ashlee Simpson