One of the guys at worked said he tried shaving with butter after seeing the premier... Makes me wonder how many morons across the country "buttered up".
Watch for the "It shaves just like real butter!" margarine in your supermarket soon.
- Dennis
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Morons? Hmmm. Does curiosity make one a moron? Galileo, Newton, Edison, Darwin... All morons? Ridiculous.
Well, at the risk of being called a moron, I will admit the following.
Last night, I shaved with butter. Well, I used "I can't believe it's not butter". I felt extremely silly at the time, but you know what? It works! The stuff was better that the Edge gel I usually use! The blade glided across my face like never before. It required a little more rinsing between strokes, but I was absolutely amazed.
In article [email] (Dave) wrote :
The other problem with butter (beside the one you mentioned, frequent and difficult blade rinsing) is its tendency to thicken up. Butter is a saturated fat, which is why it is solid at room temperature (yes, I know it melts...that's not the point. A saturated fat will melt, but will reharden when cooled.)
This is why rinsing your blade takes so long. Plus, because it takes time for you to rinse the blade, the remaining butter on your face can harden in the meantime.
This is why I use Pam. You don't even need to wash your face first (in fact, wetting your face will prohibit the spray from coating evenly.) A good strong spray of this non-stick aerosol will give you a great shave, with minor rinsing, and very little scrubbing necessary afterward. PLUS! It is Fat Free, Sodium Free, Calorie Free, Cholesterol Free, and you can get a great buzz off of the propellants! Approximately 453 shaves per can! Original and Butter-Flavored! The grain alcohol from corn (added for clarity) provides an excellent built-in aftershave! Start your day off with a great shave and a great buzz...shave with Pam!
** Captain Infinity ...for more great shaving tips using Pam, dial 1-800-PAM-4YOU
[email] (Captain Infinity) wrote:
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I loved this response. Good work. If you decide to switch newsgroups let me know, I will follow you to the next one hoping your sense of humor stays the same. I always enjoy a good laugh.
I'm going to keep this post as a bench mark. I loved it. (oh-oh, I already said that.)
Regards,
Or the ever popular..."I Cant Believe its not Shaving Creme"