Parody of last week's seinfeld ep:
George tries to dump his old girlfriend but she won't break up!
BUT WOULDN'T IT BE MORE INTERESTING IF... George tried more drastic means to break up!
[George, first rubbing himself with Kramer's undershirt]
George: "I haven't taken a bath in three months!"
Girlfriend, sniffing: "Sniff, Sniff. You do have an earthy smell to you."
George: "I guess my lack of personal hygiene repels you. Want to break up?
Girlfriend: "Not at all! You smell sexy, almost like Kramer!"
OR
George: "I can't date you because I have leprosy."
Girlfriend: "I don't see any parts missing."
George: "Oh. It's, uh, in remission....."
OR George: "I just got out of prison for killing a man."
Girlfriend: "Oh, killers are so sexy! Look what they did for OJ's virility!"
George: "I also dealt drugs!
Girlfriend: "Oooh, do you have any with you?..."
OR
George: "I can't date you anymore because... I'm gay."
Girlfriend: "Gay? With whom?"
George: "Whom? Oh, you mean, who?"
Girlfriend: "Yes, with whom?"
George: "Uh... if you must know... I'm crazy about Jerry."
Girlfriend: "Perfect! I've always wanted to do a threesome...."