Who won the mastrubation contest?

S04E11 The ContestretroFeb 11, 19963 years later12 posts by 12 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
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Fans debate who won the contest from "The Contest" episode, with evidence suggesting George based on his later reference in "The Puffy Shirt" about winning a contest.

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Hi, sorry if this is an ignorant question...

A friend and I have a lucrative bet based on the outcome of the question: who won the masturbation contest? I say it was George, and he says it was Jerry.

If someone knows, please post or email me directly at: [email]

Thanks.

Ray Deonandan, Msc BEd BSc| A Freudian slip is when you say one thing Dept. of Epidemiology | but mean your mother. U of Western Ontario | London, Canada N6A 5C1 |%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

In article [email] (Ray S. Deonandan) writes:

You won. George alludes to the fact that he won the contest in the "Puffy Shirt" episode where he is a "hand" model. Poor George gets his hands burned on a hot iron and thereby shortens his lucrative career as a hand model.

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Allow me to be a bit of a pedant. The contest was not a "masturbation contest"; it was more of a CONTROL contest. If it were a contest such as you describe, we are led to believe that Kramer would have won.

Jerry to Kramer: "You'll be out before the check arrives."

As to your question of who won, the jury is still out. Though, there is a reference made by George in the Puffy Shirt episode where he claims to have won a contest. This claim is made while he is being told how a HAND model abused his hand.

Very respectfully,

Troy.

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In article , [email] (Ray S. Deonandan) wrote:

i think it would have been george based on the following: in the episode in which george becomes a hand model he is told of the downfall of some guy who was the best hand model of all time but sabotaged his career because of excessive masturbation and his hands got stuck in a funny position, and george says, "don't worry, i won a contest."

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During the summer after "the contest" was broadcast Jerry said in an interview (I believe it was Rolling Stone) that fans all over were asking him who won -- he would say it was a tie, but the fans wanted a definative winner.

He said in the interview that in the upcomming season they would reveal who the winner was. Early that season they had the episode in which George becomes a hand model and he says "I won a contest!"

There's your answer: George was the winner.

Stephen LEAFS Legge [email] St. John's, Newfoundland

On 11 Feb 1996, Ray S. Deonandan wrote:

It was alluded to in the episode where George becomes a hand model that he had won the "Contest". So, I guess that you win the bet. Congrats!

Until... Corey

- Corey Weir - "If a man is considered guilty, - Student Of Psychology - For what goes on in his mind, - And Philosophy - Then, give me the electric chair, - Memorial University Of - For all my future crimes..."

You are not the first to post such a response. But did you ever consider that George is lying? He'll say anything to make himself look good.

In the actual Contest episode, both Elaine & Kramer were shown getting a good night's sleep after caving. On the final night, *both* Jerry and George are shown sleeping soundly. The indication is that neither one of them is 'Master of their Domain' any longer.

If this is true, I doubt that whoever fell first immediately called the other to report what had happened. My conclusion: they both caved on the same night and had to split the money.

There have been some comments attributed to Larry David indicating that George won the contest, but that is not what is shown in the episode. They should have shown Jerry sleeping, while George stayed awake counting his money, or better yet, George turning a copy of Glamour face-down on his nightstand, so as not to be tempted!

Either way, this is not a bet with a clearly definitive answer.

JW

It's also possible that George lied to win the contest (and, ergo, the money) in the eventual (off-screen) settlement of the bet. In which case, he may as well go around claiming the win, since the others took his word for it. I wouldn't put it past him at all.

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Plus, in "The Puffy Shirt", George is told of the last male hand model who "fell in love" with his hands, thus cramping the guys hands into a crooked, Pee-Wee-Herman-style grip. George tells the hand-modelling director that there's nothing to worry about...

"....'cause I won a contest!"

Ba-da-bing!

YANGETY!!

Although we are not told directly told who wins, all clues point to George. At the end of the episode after Jerry is dumped by the Virgin, he shrugs his shoulders and heads for the window to look at the naked lady.....I think we can assume what he does then! Also in a later episode (the one where George becomes a hand model), he explains to his employer that he can keep his hands off himself by saying that he had "won a contest." Therefore I believe you won the bet!

Hope I could help

Ben Pearn