The Contest, Desilu style

Raj Bahadur, a columnist for Scene, a free weekly entertainment paper here in Cleveland, recently wrote about a topic which I think readers of a.t.s might find intriguing. He mentioned Seinfeld's masturbation contest episode, and wondered what would have happened if the same contest had been held among the four principals of the old "I Love Lucy" show--Lucy, Ricky, Fred, and Ethel. I don't have the paper here with me, but when I get another copy, I'll post quotes from his article--it's hilarious. I won't tell you now who he thought would be the first to give in, but I will when I post the quotes.