dgporter@pacbell.net is a faggot

Do you actually think I would waste the time in writing a virus to attack your douchebag ass? I have better things to do cockbreath.

[email] (TBU72) wrote in message news:...

Gee, I didn't know one could get access to AOL from one's trailer park. Or is it a menstrual, I mean mental institution? Maybe mommy or daddy forgot to set the Parental Control options for this user name.

Anyhoo, TBU72, I strongly suggest that you lighten up -- or take a few moments to toke on a Marley before posting again to alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead. dgporter is a friend of ours -- and we don't take too kindly to newbies coming in and spewing at the regulars here.

Since I'm a doctor, I think I'll write you a prescription so you can take something to keep you in a better mood.

<prescription for Prozac>

Before you post again here, please have this prescription filled. For the good of everyone here.

Thank you. Because I know there are a number of folks around here who aren't shy to drop-kick ornery newbies back to Haavard.

Love

Dr. Mucus Welby, M.D. Gynecologist, Psychiatrist, Proctologist

With any luck this choad smoker will be one of Lord Dumbass III's "clients" sooner rather than later.

What? Might as well be? heh heh heh heh hmm hmm hmmh

On 23 Sep 2001 17:07:25 -0700, [email] (Dr. Mucus Welby) wrote: