I'VE GOT MTV FIGURED OUT

Mar 7, 1995, 10:31 PM ET6 posts by 4 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Bob Kuzykalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

I knew there had to be a reason why MTV suddenly started showing some of the older B&B episodes last week. USA Network has their DUCKMAN cartoon show on at 11 P.M. opposite B&B. Granted, DUCKMAN sucks, it's still the first attempt at competition against B&B. Maybe MTV was afraid that if they repeated BEARD BOYS, FALLING BACK, CHOKE, or KILLING TIME for the 150th time, people might change channels to see what DUCKMAN is all about. Democracy rules!!!!

On 7 Mar 1995, Bob Kuzyk wrote:

No dumbass. You're thinking of Communism or something. Democracy is, like, when you vote, and you have to choose between the guy whose got a good record, and a really hot chick, and you choose the chick because you think that maybe she'll find out you voted for her and then you'll score. Democracy's cool.

G'night B&Bers,

Big Daddy

On Mon, 13 Mar 1995, Ted Barret wrote:

Aaaaarrrrrgghhhhh. I hate it when people don't read the whole post. If you had, Ted, you'd see that _I_ would rather watch Beard Boys 1,000,000 times before Duckman. If I wanted to say that I couldn't believe someone would, I would've put a question mark at the end, as in: "Who'd rather watch...than Duckman ever again?" We should be blasting that bestial duck lover, not each other.

Big Daddy, who drools in anticipation of the Oregon game in the NCAA tournament.

In article [email] (Ted Barret) writes:

   -> : Big Daddy, who'd rather watch Beard Boys 1,000,000 times before wat
   -> :          Duckman ever again.

I WOULD, BUTTHOLE!

Go away Teddy Bear, we`re like closed or something. Next time, read all of the post!

-- Thomas

Thomas Bjorn Andersen [email]

On 11 Mar 1995, Jason Sikorski wrote:

What difference does it make to you, you're watching Duckman. Maybe you don't understand...I am a devoted B&B follower. I watch it every night Sunday through Thursday, and on weekends if I happen to be around a TV. I would love to see new episodes, and I will because I watch it every night, so I won't miss it. I tried using as many one syllable words as I could so you get it, O.K.?

Big Daddy