who is who

I'm watching B & B for several weeks, but I don't know who is who. Is Beavis the guy with brown hair? please help me!

frido

D D D Well uhh I think like Beavis is uhh Blond or something and Butthead is well uhh huh huh his head is shaped like a dick(Experience LP)huh huh

It's okay. Even beavis get 'em confused 'cause it's complexcated and stuff.

cliffo

Frido M. Slobbe ([email]) wrote: --> I'm watching B & B for several weeks, but I don't know who is who. --> Is Beavis the guy with brown hair? please help me! --> frido

Your kidding, RIGHT?

You claim to watch B-n-B, for several WEEKS, and your fartnocker brain can't figgure out who is who??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's too funny!

Let me put it in simple terms, turd-wipe

	Beavis has Blonde hair
	Butt-Head has Brown hair, like a turd....Get it?? (No, I know
your not "getting it", but try to pay attention.)

Frido M. Slobbe ([email]) wrote: --> I'm watching B & B for several weeks, but I don't know who is who. --> Is Beavis the guy with brown hair? please help me! --> frido

When you watch the show next time, watch it from the beggining. In the opening of the show, they have like these two ovals with like these two guys faces in them, those are like beavis and butt head. Now if you watch closely, below both of the ovals are strings of english characters, these are the names of the person in the oval RIGHT ABOVE the string, not the guy in the other oval.

Underneath the guy with blond hair, serious underbite, and a zig-zag mouth, it say "Beavis", that is because it is his name, he is the one who is beavis, to be beavis you must be blond, have a serious underbite and a zig-zag mouth. The next word is "and", this is not anybodies name, but is rather a binary operator connecting both names and stating that the phrase is true only when both are present, false otherwise. If the show featured beavis one night and butt-head the next, the name of the show would be "Beavis OR Butt-head" if it were only Beavis, the name of the show would be "Beavis NOT Butt-head". If Beavis and Butt-Head were sets of items, the show would be called "The intersection of Beavis with Butthead" or alternatively by a derivation of DeMorgan's law the show could be called "The compliment of the union of the compliment of Beavis with the compliment of Butt-Head where U is equal to all the characters in the cartoon treated as sets of items".

Finally we come to the oval with the brown haired guy with no chin, you will notice underneath it says "Butt-Head", that is because he is Butt-Head, come to Butt-Head baby(I've always wanted to say that).

I know it's hard to follow, but "Beavis and Butt-Head" is a complex and difficult show to watch, it requires a certain intelligence and insight to understand, this is made obvious by the number of people who still don't `get' "the Great Corn-holio". This is the reason that the show is shown so late at night, most stupid people are in bed by 11pm, and most stupid people tend to imitate what they see on TV with no regard for personal safty.

For maximum enjoyment may I suggest picking up a book on abstract number theory and studying it before viewing again.

-DSY

In article [email] (Deniz S. Yasar) writes:

This is like, cool and stuff. I think it should be a FAQ. Excuse me for being a pedant, but there are a few corrections below.

Wouldn't it be, like, "Beavis XOR Butt-head"?

Err, uhhh, it would be "The union of Beavis and Butt-head," assuming that none of the items were common across the two.

Uhhh... not sure about this one. But wouldn't, like, the compliment of the union of Beavis and Butt-head and all the COOL people in this group and their immediate families and significant others be, like, the set of all things that suck? And, like, does the set of all things that suck contain itself?

Of course, an easier mnemonic is to remember that Butt-head's hair is the color of shit.

Evil Mike

[email] wrote:

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Yes there is some ambiguity here, the way I phrased it, it did sound like exclusively Beavis or exclusively Butthead, but who besides computer scientists and like circuit dudes know what a xor is? Xor isn't even used in straight math theory.

:

You are correct here, it should be the union of both.

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The above derivation corresponds to the intersection of two sets, the new show title should be:

"The compliment of the intersection of the complement of Beavis with the complement of Butt-Head where U is equal to all the characters in the cartoon treated as sets of items."

You still seem unsure of of the complimentation though, notice however that it is a double complimentation. It is the compliment of intersection of the compliment of two sets, which is equal to the union of the two sets.

The following is DeMorgan's (note A == intersection)

        ______       _   __
       (B U BH)  =  (B A BH)

This, however is not useful to us, because it merely gives us all the people who suck, however, notice that:

        ______
        ______
       (B U BH)  =  (B U BH)

Which is cool, therefore:

                     ______
                     _   __
       (B U BH)  =  (B A BH)

-DSY

In article [email] (Deniz S. Yasar) writes:

I see... Errr.... Uhhh... Wait. (B U BH), in words, is 'Beavis or Butt-head', since the union of 2 sets includes that which is in 1 or both sets. So, like, it should be (B A BH), which, in words, would be 'Beavis and Butt-head'. But we've already decided that it can't be (B A BH) because the intersection of 2 sets contains only that which is in both sets. Perhaps the show should be called Beavis or Butt-head. This certainly is confusing.

We need to bring in fuzzy theory, I think. Each show is a set that contains B, BH, and other characters to some degree: {B, BH, Stewart, ...}. Along with this set is a vector of degrees, e.g. Cornhulio might have (.90, .75, 0, ..) corresponding to the set, because Beavis is the primary character, Stewart is on the can with the runs (but never seen), and so forth. I bet we could figure out who is who with this approach.

Evil Mike

[email] writes:

Uh, shouldn't that be (B y BH)...as in Beavis y Buttheeeeead?

Frido M. Slobbe said to All before jumping out of an airplane...

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FMS> I'm watching B & B for several weeks, but I don't know who is who. FMS> Is Beavis the guy with brown hair? please help me!

Beavis is the blonde. Butt-head has the braces and brown hair.

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is that what they are on Butthead's teeth? Braces? I did not know that. I figured they are just some disgusting stuff gathered on his teeth from not brushing his teeth... hehe...