On Wed, 7 Feb 1996 [email] wrote:
<stuff which, like, gave me an idea and stuff>
Hello. I am making an adult film in my bedroom called, "The Doctor is 'In.'" This film will be released to anyone willing to cough up the $19.95 I'm charging, unless you're a chick, and like co-starred in my film. Or something.
To help with the filming (scoring, multiple-car pileups, and...uhh...scoring), I need chicks with big thingies who put out and stuff. What do I mean? Chicks with REALLY big thingies. Who put out and stuff. For your efforts, you will get to do it with me off-camera, too. It will be cool.
If you do not wish to join in, that would suck. I am trying to do something serious here, like scoring.
Just report to:
Big Daddy Bill
Buttingham Palace
ButtlandIf you have any questions, feel free to mail me at: [email]. Please, only chicks with big thingies who put out. I don't need to be standing next to some guy with his schlong hanging out, saying "Hey man, great scene...."
And, uhhh....don't tell Queen Allison about this.
Huh huh huh.....I'm gonna score.... _____________________________________________________________________________