Guess whats realy cool

an old friend of mine got like knocked out the other day. He was playing sport in a posh school in brittain and head butted some ones knee. He got knocked out BUNGHOLE!!! He had to be carried to the surgery in the school, it was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool. Getting knocked out rules. huhuhhuhuh

BUNGHOLIO When I was a kid at a not very posh school I was playing bundles with the other kids. I got knocked out and lay on the grass. The other kids either though I was pretending to be unconcious or just didn't care because I woke up and found myself alone in the field, when everyone else was in class. At the time it didn't seem very cool but I didn't have the sense to wander the empty corridors with my shirt over my head, reminding people that sometimes my bunghole goes RATATATATATATTATAPHPHPH. That would have been cool. Thanks for listening, drive through.

hahahaha those bungholes...you could have been dead or something! ;O

PS - what is "bundles?"

"Argy" wrote in message news:[email]...

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I think its the Your-a-peein version of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours". I hope he didn't go to an all boy school.

Bundles is just jumping on people or pushing them over, there aren't any rules. And us British don't like to be thought of as european, being so close to France in particular is kind of embarrassing.

On Fri, 23 May 2003 23:28:24 +0100, "roy batty" wrote:

wee wee!

Good to know those 'frenchies' can't pronounce 'hulio'. They can't get hulio for their bungholes. Even when the red cross visit them in German POW camps. Bungholio. Je suis le grande Cunholio. J'ai besoin de TP pour mon bunghole. Avez-vous quelque hulio? Je habite a lac titicaca...

Thats my cover blown. Drive through.

"roy batty" wrote in message news:...

Bonjour, je suis bon bookoo dans le bed. Ill est batty monsuir, ill habite a cardboard box. Jem le monkey-est grand et squidey like mon chein. I do not know the word for like. Did you like being KO, did it turn you on? What is this drive through you submit, why is your cover blown? Are you any thing to do with the LADW.

You mean 'J'aime' I guess. And what the **** is LADW.

I'd like to hear Beavis and Butthead in different languages... Ich bin den gross Cunholio. Ich mochte TP fur meine Bunghole. Bedrohen Sie mir? So how about some B&B in Norwegian and Ebonics?

Thankyou, drive through

"roy batty" wrote in message news:bb0ras$p0g$[email]...

I dunno dude, it seems to lose something in the transalation. Yo quiero TP? Just doesn't have the same ring to it. But I think that it would still work in the Australian woodsdude dialect from 'The Gods Must Be Crazy'. *Click* TP *Click* bunghole.

Hahahaha I haven't thought about that movie in ages! :) I remember liking it. But I can't remember what it was about! Some aborigine coming to civilization or something?

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Remember, the Ab-original dude gets hit in the skull with a coke bottle and walks across "the bush, outback" with it? That movie was cool.

On Tue, 27 May 2003 19:32:36 -0400, "King Turd" wrote:

Um, last time I looked the Callie-Hairy Desert was still in African or something butt not Austria those other guys are cool butt they're uh uh huh huh Abordiogenes?

Mr. Clickey Clackey wrote in message news:...

OK, I shall explain. The LADW is the Licking Arses Damn Wankers, these are my arch enemy they want to see the sarriets and the IIAODB alike destroyed. This is cool huhuhuh. The astorians WILL eventualy bow down to my bunghole.

Mr. Clickey Clackey wrote in message news:...

Austria is where the arse monkeys come from. The arse monkeys do not respect my bunghole in the correct way, YOU SHALL BE HOLIOED INFIDEL! Australia is where like the crazy people the come on the TV in the morning live, they like go looking for butts and stuff, it's pretty cool! One time this boy got like a fish in his weena and could fly because it was a spinning fish from tittykaka. BUNGHOLE!

"King Turd" wrote in message news:...

Yea yea, like when they put a buscuit in the room and they all masturbait on it. The last one to cum has to eat it. Bunholioooooooooooooooooooo

How could anyone get knocked out doing that? Choking on your own vomit I can understand.Once again, not that kind of school...

Thank you, drive through.

You ever play "CircleJerkBiscuit" when you were a kid? I'm pretty messed up, but I think you might be worse off than me for coming up with that....your pretty cool...

"roy batty" wrote in message news:...

Bungholio!! You got knocked out, that was cool. FIRE

No, just confusing.

One second you are upright and playing bundles (a violent physical game involving no nudity or sexual practises) with a field full of kids around you. The next second you are lying on a field and there is nobody there.

It doesn't compare to setting fire to things at all. Especially petrol and tyres.

Thankyou, drive through.

"roy batty" wrote in message news:...

Did it not turn you on?? Oh and king turd soggy buiscuit is what this game is known as in the south east of brittian. It is pretty cool. I did not go to posh schools. Roy Batty went to eton and played SB nearly every night!

In Stephen Fry's (who did go to Eton) autobiography the game was called 'Creamy Biscuit'. And if he had got knocked out at school he would have probably have been buggered senseless. I wasn't. I'm sure. Positive Really

At Silius's school they couldn't afford biscuits and so the 'Creamy Urinal' game was born. And they didn't have any of those 'breath freshener urinal mints' either...

"roy batty" wrote in message news:...

Ok then, I am quite sure you know my entire past. I went to one of the ten most expensive schools in the country, then they expelled me saying it was an institution I would benifit more from than an education. My name is S I I L U S not Silius. Were you there when Stephen Fry was, who is he any way? Am I a Lebbedge? A fool I know who went to the same school as you, said there were many fights between the sloans and the rude boys of windsor, is this when you got knocked out. You can not fool Siilus!

"roy batty" wrote in message news:...

Oh and what happened to drive through

Yes I misspell your name but double i is a bit unusual outside of Finland (home of the creamy reindeer game). Stephen Fry is a tall gay foppish actor with a bent nose.

There were no fights between us and the poorer kids. Anyone poorer and scabbier than us would have been bedridden with rickets. What is a Lebbidge? What with the strange names and acronyms in your emails, you should provide a glossary or something. As for 'drive through'. It something you'll hear beavis say from time to time (less often than 'bunghole', more frequently than 'photosynthesis'). If you listen carefully rather than obsess over your miserable academic history you will pick these things up. And so back by demand...

Thank you, drive through...

"roy batty" wrote in message news:...

Oh good. Google is letting me post from my own account again! I had to use my good friend Mr. Derek Plews's account. He is a fool! He used to be my second in command, but I left the faction to join the sarriets about a year ago. We now want each other dead, he is such a mug, he still uses that account!

"roy batty" wrote in message news:...

Don't get funny about my name! I mean no offence but are you gay, (just the name batty caused me to wonder.)

So why change it? Don't be ashamed of your Finnish ancestry.

The name is taken from Blade Runner, although I admit it would make a Jamaican snigger. I didn't think we used our real names. Otherwise King Turd should have issues with his parents.

'Roy Batty' was a homicidal android/clone in the film who as far as we could tell showed no preference for Barbra Striesand, leather trousers or saying 'super'. He was super-violent and broke lots of stuff but his trusty sidekick Leon got the better lines.

Turd

On my birth certificate it says "Turd, King".

What are your brothers and sisters' names? Sloppy, impacted, runny, loose, steaming?

Man... My grandma lived in East London and knew an old Jewish guy called Bigshitz or something. She told me he got tired of people laughing at him so he changed it. To Littleshitz. Excrement names are cool.

So how about that family tree?

Thankyou, drive through...

My uncle is my dad, and my mom is my great aunt, and my cousin, my niece is my sister, and my sister is my great grandmother. And a great slut, at least thats what uncle dad told me. We call him Uncle Turd, but his real name is Lumpy.

Where any of them in that film 'Deliverance?' Come over here billy boy on your hands and knees squealing like a pig...

Thankyou, drive through...

"roy batty" wrote in message news:bbok9o$rcn$[email]...

No, but my uncle/dad used to tell my brother/nephew that he had a real pretty mouth.

Do they show his bunghole some good ol' southern hospitality? 'Take it easy, son, it's just kinda different down here...'

Thankyou, drive through...

"roy batty" wrote in message news:...

King Turd knows of the power of holio, he sees like big fat gay monkeys every where he gose.

Barbara Striesand is like not real, she is an agent sent by the outer mongolian government or something. DIE SIILUS DIE!

Mongolia? That explains that odd Yak smell when I play 'Barbra Streisand live in Boise ID.'

Now I'm confused. Siilus declares war on himself. That's skits-o-free-nia and suey-side-ell. Maybe you should have a heart to heart with Van Driesen.

If you're going to declare war on anyone, how about Barbra Striesand? Each time she blows her nose three South Pacific Islands are lost to the waves. For the sake of the poor little plate lipped Indians with a pig under each arm she must be stopped!

Thankyou, drive through...

"roy batty" wrote in message news:...

Ha ha ha ha fool! Siilus is no more, I have compleatly destroyed him! I now welcome you to the new age!

"roy batty" wrote in message news:...

The plate lipped people pf easten indonisia want to introduce you to Mr Gregory. He wants to take you to the forest! I have no legs I have no legs.

H is for happyness. I have passed my driving test and am now happy. I will now proceed to find and destroy he who hides behind the nose. (he has been ko before).

A mobile Siilus...

Driving test? The things you can do on day release these days... Don't they ask you if you're on prescription medication....