bad news: scoring declared unconstitutional

uh, helo everi one, EEK!(tm), awl you dueds, anad all of the funnie *new* peepole!!!!

liek i was reeding the news anad stuff, anad Guess(tm) what, some judge (not Mike, you dumbass!) siad that scoring is liek uncons-tit-ushunal or soemthing!?!

this dued was liek *actually* scoring with his girlfriend, anad they liek were both consending, butt the cops kicked there (well, HIS) sorri ass, anad siad that scoreing was liek bad anad stuff.

then the judgie wudgie siad:

    "While we do not ignore the reality that many
     California teen-agers are sexually active, that
     fact alone does not establish that minors have
     a right to privacy to engage in sexual intercourse."

    "While they may have the ability to respond to
     nature's call to exercise the gift of physical love,
     juveniles may yet be unable to accept the attendant
     obligations and responsibilities."

uuuuuhh huh huh yeh, "responding to naturez call", mheh mheh that chick gave me a stiffie your honor!!!

Judge: She's giving you a WHAT ???

anad what the hello are "obligations" and "responsibilities"?? dammit use english words!!

so the dued got liek probashun, anad they never menshuned the chick, so i Guess(tm) they liek let her go or soemthing.

so iffen you liek live in Calliefornicatia, anad yore not ATE-TEEN yet, do ***NOT*** score under ennie circumstancis, or you'll get Zapped(tm) in the butt wiht the TTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZEEERRRRRR!!!

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and now, a song, for the RELLIE old peepole...

     seven ty three chicks hor ny,
     out in cal i for ni yay,
     rolled out of their shorts,
     and said that they'd love to play,

twang twang twang twang,

     seven ty three chicks scor ing,
     out in cal i for ni yay,
     but the judgie wudgie said,
     that is NOT o k,

twang twang twang twang,

     ride, calley ride,
     upon your mys tery ship,
     there are chicks that want to score,
     but you'll have NONE of it!

Butt-head: What the hell is this crap? Beavis: I think he's like, having a flashback. Butt-head: What a dumbass.

8-) Lumpy ngefca Camshaft

[email] wrote in article ...

Hey! How's it going??

I think if like a dude actually gets a chick to score with, then they have like a consTITutional right to like, you know, Bob the Knob. huhuhuhuhuh......

thankyoudrivethough EEK!

yeh uh uh *sink the pink* ehehe *Hide the sausage in the little man's boat* uh uh ;) *Fill the pink taco with the hot dog* uh uh

In article , "EEK!" wrote:

     whoa!!!
     have you gots an older sizter ???? :-)

     i was liek thinking that liek if an
     olde geezer such as, uh, ME, liek
     even *winked* ata chyck yo'ure age,
     dammit, thoese tex-ass rangers would
     shove a cattel-prod so far up me butt
     that my nose woulde be blinking! OOOWW!

     Rudolph the red-nosed Lumpy
            >:o{

nut splle czecheted bie:

[email] wrote:

Mehhehheh...now that _I_ have an 18 year old daughter, I AGREE with the judge exceptin I would UP the age to 21!!!! eheheh ;)

I now have this cool power to instantly turn my daughters dates into 'Eddie Haskells."

The dumbass: "Good evening, Mr. M.....my, you're looking well tonight!"

Me: "Why thank you, Eddie." (mehheh...fartknocker...I should just kick your ass right now!!!)

Hey Lumpy, what means, "ngefca???"

Gary M. :^D

ehehehe old ppl ehehehe ;)

ROTFL ehehehehehee ;)

yeh had it been ROT13-ed?

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote in article ...

atrspn?

Naah!

uh uh is it the secret password for George Michael's bathroom club?

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote in article ...

HEheh, I saw him on TV the other day - I ROTFLd - loke that guy of Star Wars - Hand Solo... hehhehhh!

AhMsTrE

he's English uh uh I heard lots of English guys are like that ;)

...only the flamboyant ones uh uh ;)

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote in article ...

club?

Star

Hey Tom - are we flamboyant?

Martin

Martin Lowe wrote in article ...

Watch what you're saying... could be misinterpreted. By GCRU probably.

Hamster

yeh, dammit.. do you guys swish??? in-queer-ing minds want to know ;)

Gay CArtoons 'R' Us wrote in article ...

Swish? Like curtains?

No, dammit! ehehe Like theatre-perfomers! ;) ehehehehehhehe

Gary M. wrote in article ...

That's not what she thinks... she told me last night...

Hamster

uh uh uh.. "DEAD MAN WALKING...." ;)

It's been shown here that 'Hamster' nads are extra large and are, therefore, quite susceptible to damage. >;^)

Gary M. wrote in article ...

the

uhhhhuhuhhhhhrrmmmmm NOWAY! hehhehehhehhehehhhhhmmmmmm

Hamster

yeh, but think of the damage that a large set like that could do to.. err.. never mind uh uh err.. WOAH! look a that up there! ehehe

In article , [email] wrote:

     DID YOU SAY EIGHTEEN !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

BOI-OI-OI-OI-OI-OI-OI-OI-OI-OI-OI-OI-OI-OI-N-G!!!

     :-O

uuuuuhh, tha'ts liek a secrit or soemthing! butt, not wonting to hert mie fyuture father inlawz Feelings(tm), i maed up a coppel 4 u:::

        Nice
        Girls
        Eat
        Fried
        Crunchy
        Ants

        Nerdish
        Gary-head's
        Eerie
        Fixation;
        "Comeback,
        Anthony!"

        :-P

BUTT, it rellie meens soemthing else!!!!!!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

uuuuuhh, liek use the OneTrueOS which is Linux, four the REEL answir, dued...

http://www.dejanews.com/home_ps.shtml

i ca'nt dew alof yore work four you, u no!!!

Camshaft ngefca Lumpy

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[email] wrote:

  ^^^^^^^

uh uh uhh eheheme ehehemee ;)

ROTFL ehehee

err.. I think the first two letters means News Group eheh nudesgrope ehehehehehe

[email] wrote:

no... it's only scoring with under-age minor chicks that is un-cun-s-tit-uti-on-al. It's still okay to score with the grown-up chicks, like your high school teacher, and that nice hairdressing lady who gives you the big stiffies when she washes your hair ;)

the cops were jealous, 'cos they weren't getting any.

eheh that rhymes with *fudge* ehehe

yeh minors have a right to have sex... especially after a long, hard (uh uh) day down the pit diggin up that dusty coal....

eheh *nature's call* eheh *tinkle tinkle* ehehehe

what? you have to have an attendant present, when you doi it underage? that sucks.... unless the attendant has big thingies and is willing to join you in a "fromage-a-trois"

uh uh yeh she's probably scoring with some other dude, while this little pipsqueak was getting his butt plungered in the local jail..

yeh they like remove your nads for a month or something..

uh uh *Californicate* hehehehee ;)

yeh Lumpy rules.. you go,Lumpy :)

On Fri, 10 Apr 1998 07:58:37 -0600, [email] gave it to us with:

That was beeeeeyuuuutifully wrote. Made a tear appear very near my ear (cuz I was reading it while reclining.)

Lumpy ... I came to post a msg. here just to say hello to everyone and like, uh...I'll be back again soon. hehehmeheheheh

CherylAnn ILoveEverybody�

            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

ROTFLMFAO ehehe that cracks me up every time I read it ehehe cracks eheh up ehehe

yeh.. uh uh shagging, doing it, horizontal mambo, shafting, bumping uglies, knocking da bootz, hiding the sausage in the pink taco, banging, humping, gettin' jiggy wid it, bump'n'grinding, getting some, getting it on, having sex, having it off (for my British brethren), nookie, "how's yer father" (for my British brethren), slap and tickle (also for my British brethren).........

yeh eheh shagging ehehehe ;) *gift of physical love* ehehe now I can tell chicks that I know what gift i would like them to give me for my birthday ehehememe

ehhe ride sally ride ehehehehe old ppl ehehe ;)

cool :) cherylAn is back :D

On 14 Apr 1998 03:22:28 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us gave it to us with:

judgie fudgie??? hemehemeheheh

hehemmehehe... yeah, he said cracks hemehehehehemheh......

Uh... what?

Whoa! Dammit! that was cool...hehemeheh heheheheh.........

Settle down Beavis...

NO way dood! I am never gonna leave Deliverance country!!! hemehehehehe dueling banjers.... cousin-marrying, gunrackshacked, hicks....hemeheheheheh

Me? hehehmeheheh Hey! a song for me? This is the coolest thing that has .... uh... wait a minute, this ain't fer me! heheheheheh

THAT RULEZ!!!

and front... hehemeheheheh....heheheheheheheh ( oY o) <<<< ;^)

CherylAnn ILoveEverybody�

ehehehehehehehe

ehehe it STILL cracks me up e hehee ;)

yeh? ehehe you like that stuff? eheheheh boi oi oi ng! eheh

<Pepe LePew> "you like my dirty talk, yes?" </Pepe LePew>

yeh whehe shagging, humping, buimping ugleis, doing it, etc ;)

ehhe *down*?? ehehehe

yeh eheh *golden showers* ;)

ehehe you might be a red-end if.... ;)

On Sat, 09 May 1998 01:19:10 GMT, [email] (Sekhmet) respondid to an ancient messidg with:

[snipped all butt the cool bits]

   WHOA!!! you liek keep peek-a-boo-ing in hear, anad
        it's liek uh, titillating anad stuff!!!!

i heave liek a 50x70 gif of you --- it RULEZ!!!

eye wish is had a bigger one (a gif, that is!)!!!

XXX OOO Lumpy :-)