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Whamee319Feb 13, 2003, 3:34 AM ETalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Hey everyone. I've been busy lately so I haven't been around a hole lot butt I missed you guys. I've read up on what's been going on and I've been laughing my ass off (well not off...butt...you know...) Just thought I'd cum here to let you know I haven't run off and joined a commune and to keep up the chick spirit - Laurie where are you? Uh, that's about it...

Oh, and if I don't reply it's probably cause I'm going to be gone the next couple of days ass well, I'm not slamming you - well not in the bad way :)

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

King TurdFeb 13, 2003, 7:08 AM ET↩ Whamee319alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...

butt I

laughing

to

chick

Glad to hear you haven't joined a commune and starting hanging around all those chicks who don't do it. Its just a bunch of dudes around here without you chicks. And I don't want to join a men's group unless theres chicks in it!

this post had some of the coolest words ever...hole, butt, up, ass, off, cum, slamming..posts in atvbnb don't get much better than this! Add a few others like choad, bunghole, assmonkey, and boobs next time though, slacker...

LaurieFeb 14, 2003, 12:36 AM ET↩ Whamee319alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Still here, just trying to pick out which of these guys I want first! ;)

Arnold HorshackFeb 14, 2003, 1:36 PM ET↩ Lauriealt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On Fri, 14 Feb 2003 00:36:00 -0500, Laurie wrote:

OOH!!! OOH!!! PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!

LaurieFeb 17, 2003, 7:28 AM ET↩ Arnold Horshackalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Hmmmm I see me more as a Barbarino type of chick...

King TurdFeb 17, 2003, 7:53 AM ET↩ Lauriealt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

want

Thats right, baby, come to King Tur...I mean...Barbarino... hehe...Sweathogs...

chaosFeb 17, 2003, 8:01 AM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

King Barbarino wrote:

Whoa - that guy's pretty smart!

But I heard chicks aren't supposed to do smart dudes. So like, how 'bout it? No? Maybe *this* will change your mind? [Slides over photocopied nickels and quarters.]

King TurdFeb 17, 2003, 4:32 PM ET↩ chaosalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

wrote in message news:_254a.2445$[email]...

it?

and

I'm not all that smart, but if theres one thing I know, it's chicks... so this is, once again, an open call, for all chicks, to come to King Turd.. The line starts at the left. And *I* have four *real* nickles. No photopies for you, baby. Bling. Bilng.

King Turd Mackin da ho'z.

LaurieFeb 17, 2003, 6:08 PM ET↩ chaosalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

[email] wrote:

Whoa! Everyone always says paper money is better than coins, this must be what they're talking about! Paper money rules! I'm gonna use this to buy some carrots and go around making all the neighborhood snowmen "anatomically correct"!

LaurieFeb 17, 2003, 6:03 PM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

You're in Florida, right? As soon as I dig out from under this 2 feet of snow I'm there, dude. Snow's cool until you can't get your front door open to go out and buy anything to eat, then it sucks. I'd eat the cat food if I wasn't a vege uh, vega uh, vegi uh, virgin-tarian.

CyberButtFeb 17, 2003, 9:44 PM ET↩ Lauriealt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On Mon, 17 Feb 2003 18:03:46 -0500, Laurie wrote:

You must live right down the street from me, I got the same 2 feet of snow here. >:o\

I was all set to run down to Florida and stay with King Turd for a while until this weather warms up, but I guess I better not disturb him if he's having a chick over.

Oh by the way, c'mon over if you run out of food. I've got plenty of sour cream and salsa pork rinds here. That's a vegetable right?

CyberButt

Whamee319Feb 18, 2003, 5:32 AM ET↩ CyberButtalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

You can always join me in Californication. We've had a little bit of rain off and on but that's about it.

Of course if you and King Turd were planning on heating things up in Florida I don't want to get in the way. =P

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

CyberButtFeb 18, 2003, 11:03 AM ET↩ Whamee319alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On 18 Feb 2003 10:32:23 GMT, [email] (Whamee319) wrote:

I'll be right over... and I'll stop by Maxi-mart on the way and pick us up a six-pak of The Edge and maybe some day-old nachos

   ==:o\

King TurdFeb 18, 2003, 8:01 PM ET↩ Whamee319alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...

off

Florida I

The only thing that me and cyberbutt will be heating up is nachos in my microwave. However, I be more than happy to join you in some Californication. Should I bring the dry ice, water wings, and the the air compressor again this time, or do you have that covered?

Whamee319Feb 19, 2003, 8:55 AM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Aw, baby, you know I have a whole drawer full of that stuff!

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

King TurdFeb 22, 2003, 12:31 PM ET↩ Whamee319alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...

Only 1 drawer? Where do you put the spatulas at then?

Whamee319Feb 23, 2003, 6:04 AM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

You dumbass, under the bed with the frying pan of course!

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

King TurdFeb 23, 2003, 7:48 AM ET↩ Whamee319alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...

Yeah, what was I thinking...you must have a big bed then, all I can fit under mine is 4 cases of M80's and my dirty clothes. I have to put my spatchla in the tool shed. So, like, tell us more about that drawer...have any inner tubes in there? Any clown wigs?

Whamee319Feb 25, 2003, 6:33 AM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

I see I've intrigued you. Inner tubes yes, clown wigs...uh, noooo...

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

King TurdFeb 25, 2003, 5:50 PM ET↩ Whamee319alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...

Whew, good. Inner tubes are always a good time, but the clown wigs are...I dunno...a little over the edge..... Its hard to get a stiffy when looking at a red, green, yellow, and blue afro.

CyberButtFeb 25, 2003, 6:01 PM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On Tue, 25 Feb 2003 17:50:25 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:

not for me

King TurdFeb 25, 2003, 6:30 PM ET↩ CyberButtalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

are...I

So your like, one of those...ummm..pre-verts?

Whamee319Feb 26, 2003, 8:29 AM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

No. Sounds like he's a sure thing. Come to think of it, why *don't* you get a stiffy when looking at a red, green, yellow and blue afro? You don't have a problem, do you?

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

King TurdMar 1, 2003, 7:53 AM ET↩ Whamee319alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...

get a

a

Yeah, I have a problem with the blue. A red, yellow, and green one would be ok though.

Whamee319Mar 2, 2003, 6:37 AM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Oh, ohhhhh...

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

Whamee319Feb 26, 2003, 8:26 AM ET↩ CyberButtalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Uhm, that's good to know too... =D

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

Whamee319Feb 26, 2003, 8:25 AM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

That's good to know.

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

King TurdFeb 18, 2003, 7:54 PM ET↩ Lauriealt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...

See, if you were here, in Florida, chillin at King Turds swanky swingin' bachelor pad, baby, you woulden't have to worry about that snow crap. So youre one of those chicks that doesn't..ummm...eat...meat? Doesn't that make your husband kind of cranky sometimes? Or you mean you don't eat cows and chickens and bugs and stuff? I tried cat food once but the cat got pissed that I was stealing its food and bit my butt...nachos taste better than cat food anyway.

LaurieFeb 21, 2003, 6:17 PM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

He's always cranky. :(

Or you mean you don't eat cows

Yep this is what I meant. Or fishies either.

I tried cat food once but the cat got

I wonder if cats would like nacho-flavored cat food? By the way, I'd bite your butt too if I caught you stealing my food. Hey that would make me a buttmunch! Maybe I'd just kick your ass instead... Send me some of your sunshine from down there to melt some of this snow!

King TurdFeb 22, 2003, 12:27 PM ET↩ Lauriealt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

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Thats pretty cool, I tried that once but it didn't work out...I'm don't eat cows and red crap, but I'm down with the fishness.

A cool cat would. I should bring that up to Purina.

Dear Sirs: My cat wants nacho flavored Friskies. So, get to it, NOW! I expect to see it on my grocers shelves tomorrow. Bungholes! Sincerly, King Turd

I'll be sure to only take your food when your not looking, thanks for the warning. It was bad enough when the cat bit my butt.

Like, I bet you and I could heat up the night, baby, and melt some snow away. We'd be, like, performing a public service. Because we care. Thats the kind of guy I am.

LaurieFeb 22, 2003, 12:32 PM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

King Turd wrote:

"public"

King TurdFeb 22, 2003, 6:32 PM ET↩ Lauriealt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...

Thats

pub-lic. Theres a grocery store chain down here in FL called Publix, you got them up there? I snicker every time I go there...Pube-licks...mhehe...

Whamee319Feb 23, 2003, 6:14 AM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

How often do you "go down" to pube-lick?

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

King TurdFeb 23, 2003, 7:50 AM ET↩ Whamee319alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead