Is there life on Uranus?

Dec 7, 1998, 12:09 AM ET29 posts by 11 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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On my anus? That depends. I mean, it has a life of its own, but if I don't wash it for some time then there is bacteria on it, too. That counts for a life, right?

If it's too gross then please, don't read it. Ooops! Too late. Hehhehhh...

And remember; you asked for it, or something! ;-) Evil MWF

Bufford L. Hatchett wrote:

....we hear the sound of crickets chirping, the faint sound of a dog barking somewhere in the distance as we all wait for that Gay Cartoon dude to throw his two Canadian cents (worth, uhhhhhh, like, a dollar or something) into the hat......

NO!!!! DAMMIT!!!!! He WON'T respond because all you no-sense-of-humor BUTTMONKEY'S chased him away!!!!! He's gone, Like, forever!!!! Uhhh, well, he'll be **back** but no thanks to all the Phylis Diller fans here! ;-O Gary M.

Uhhh, you have clearance to land in Tranquility Canyon or something....huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh "canyon" huh-huh huh-huh

I notice something....a lot of the stuff that B&B pull out of context never relates to the more.....uhhhh....MYSTERIOUS parts of the female anatomy.....maybe that gay cartoon dude is right! I guess this will result in a bunch of stupid elephant pictures or something....

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.                 /`  a)    /     | `-- Dammit, ant-boy!!!
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doesn't he live on the priaries or plains or something in CaNADa? he's probably snowed in, just him and his trusty sheep.

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Bufford L. Hatchett wrote in message ...

Life on my anus?

I'm not sure, I've never looked at my anus that well, my head doesn't fit around there. But perhaps there is, then again, this will always be a mystery to me....

You have no entered the Anus Twilight Zone.....

WHOA! That's pretty homosexual! Or for people with an anal sex fetish.

Come to Antonia (but not from behind!!!!)

Antonia the NachoQueen wrote:

I would like to see what my anus looks like but i'm afraid that i'll like fall and sit on my face. Heh m heh!

Oops, i droped the soap. Can you pick it up for me? Heh m heh this going to be kewl!

In article "Bufford L. Hatchett" writes:

oooooOOOOOHHHH YEAH! heheheheh meheh heheheheh heheheh that's pretty cool...hehemehehhe Uranus hehehehmeheh ehmeheheh

Just trying to uh.... heheheh you used manners heheh meheheheh eheheh Dig it. ;)

CAT

There has been, for several years now, a group of people (who mostly make t-shirts and buttons for people to wear) called the Up Uranus Society. Their site is WAAAAAAY under construction now, but if you can be loyal enough to such a cause (huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh) to check out www.upuranus.com from time to time until they get their shit together, you will eventually wind up with something cool.

"Uranus: not a place where the Sun does not shine, but certainly a place where the Sun shines very little."