Worst B&B eps

Now dont get me wrong I love BNB, but even a great show has lousy moments. What do you think is the worst episode? I'd be curious to know. Me, I dont care much for -Bang the Drum Slowly Dumbass -Leave it to Beavis

moments.

Hmm, dunno. 'Be All You Can Be' is probably my least favourite, but I still think that's real funny. I suppose something has to come last. Uh huhu huh uh huhu uh huh - come.

On Wed, 24 Mar 1999 23:34:01 GMT, [email] wrote:

Well, unfortunately a lot of the eps in the final season were pretty lame (Ding Dong Ditch, Canned, Follow Me). But the worst episode ever made was Beavis Can You Spare A Dime. IMHO of course.

CyberButt

Oh, Leave it to Beavis is one of my favorites! But I grew up on the prototype and I did live in the '50s for a while -- and THEY SUCKED! Hey, we liked Eddie the best. "Hey Wally, what's eatin' your old man??"

And Bang the Drum makes fun of that stupid "men's movement" shit. Anyway, I'm a percussionist and I bang the drum 'cause the big noise it makes is cool! Heh, ever hear the noise you can make when you bang a blonde? M-heh! "Many parts are edible!"

NO NO NO!! Spare a Dime was hilarious! "Turd Boy!" "Now you smell like an AA meetin'!" "'N stop callin' me Dad!"

I really don't like the ending of "Citizen Butt-head." That came out right after MTV wussed outover the "fire" refs. I would bet a good one dollar that they change that one, because it definitely SUCKED!

Ding Dong Ditch was funny just because those two are so damn lame tha they can't even get that right! Especially when they forget to ring the bell and wait two hours for something to happen.

The season finale was kinda lame, except for McVicker dying and Buzzcut kissing him, that was cool.

One thing that was annoying in the one where they drive McVicker insane was the "Daria"-style animation of the shrink. That pissed me off!

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moments.

Every time "Choke" would come on, I'd change it. Mtv had a bad habit of playing the same ones over and over again, this being one of them.

EEK!

[email] wrote:

The worst? That's pretty simple:

"BEAVIS & BUTT-HEAD ARE DEAD". They kept hyping the crap out of it on MTV, then they finally show it and they DON'T F**KING DIE!!!!!

The only good thing about that whole thing were the promos (huh-huh "promo" huh-huh) with Mike Judge saying, "Ah went and killed Beavis & Butt-Head like the good lord tole me to......." that MTV showed during the ep.

Also, the part where Buzzcut's talking about B&B's deaths is pretty damn funny too. They don't watch any videos in it though. It messes the whole experience of B&B up when they don't show 'em watching a video. It's like, they could be about to be eaten by crocodiles or something, then they just cut to them watching a video, and for, like, 2 minutes, everything's OK. Me & all my stoner friends appreciate that.

That was the best thing about the final ep - they survived it! That means there is hope that one day Mike Judge will finally stop concentrating on dumbass Hank Hill (who is just a ripoff of Tom Anderson anyway) and once again make new episodes!! Besides, this summer or fall, a new B&B movie is coming out!!

JPo6531128 wrote:

I was like thinking about the 1st movie were B&B meet up with there dads but are too dumb to figure it out. Now their dads scored and then B&B were born. Sooner or later Beavis & Butt-Head will score and have retarded kids just like them. I can't even imagine what the hell they would be like. That might be a possibility for Mike Judge to continue the saga of B&B. But then again it might be just too low brow

Evil Beavis wrote in :

I wood like to point out (ehehe *point out* eheh) the conflicting info regarding their dads. As you stated, in the movie, their dads are ex-Motely Crue roadies.

Butt (_|_), in the first ever BnB book ("ensuckopedia"??), it states that they both have the same dad (butt diff mums), and that their dad is definitely one of three guys names that live in their town.

HERE HERE! Hank Hill suck! Always worrying about his kid not being a Texas redneck clown!

Consider this: That was not the only time those two scored....

Butt if they say it, how do you know it's true? They're too stupid to know who their dads are! Remember in the one where Daria comes to Butt-head's house, they say they're not sure if it's the same guy.

However, there's a clue in the movie. Butt-head's dad did it with both chicks, then Beavis's dad did it with Beavis's mom, and his sperm was quicker and faster and got to the ovum first ("Hey howzigoin'?"), and then the onrush of Butt-head's dad's sperm pushed him in and thus was conceived Beavis.

I read July or August for the release of the movie, which will be called "Beavis & Butt-Head: Another Movie".

Also, for you folks who swing both ways, there's also supposed to be a South Park movie out this summer.

Jon S. wrote in :

notice two recent posts (eheh) this week, one mentions that the second movie is "coming out" and the second post mentions something "for folks who swing both ways" ehehehe

gay... gayer than gay.. etc ehehehehehe ;)

oh dammit... give me a break, I got nothing better to do out here on the farm in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, while waiting for winter to go away ehehehe ;)

JPo6531128 wrote in :

uhuh that was probably a joke uhuh :)

Well said... dammit e hehe ;)

uhuh you said *coming out* uhuh finally, BnB admit it ;)

JPo6531128 wrote in message ...

I live in the UK, and watch Beavis and Butthead on Channel 4. They havn't shown the last episode (the one where Beavis and Butthead (don't) die). As they'll probably never show it, could anyone tell me what happens in it?

British TV REALLY sucks! Huh Huh.

Simon Pierce wrote:

Umm? They don't die. Heh m heh! I'll try to get a few videos of it on my site. But you need Apple Quick Time 3.

I'll tell you the synopsis but I warn you now, if you like the show, it'l probably piss you off (NO, it WON'T --obviously-- get you drunk, it'll anger you. British people at least get to get drunk when they get pissed, all it means to get pissed in America is you get angry, and stay very very sober). I'll leave you an out: you can NOT scroll down and be spared the synopsis of "Beavis & Butt-Head Are Dead", OR, you can look at the SPAM post all about saving 2% on all your long-distance needs, which is probably the next post on this ferschlugginer newsgroup.

Here goes:

Beavis & Butt-Head haven't turned up at school for at least two weeks. Mr. Van Driessen, their hippie homeroom teacher is concerned. He goes to McDicker's office, and voices his concern about his missing students. McDicker gets his secretary to call Beavis' (or Butt-Head's--it's never truly determined whose house it is where they're sitting watching TV but ANYWAY) house. After about five minutes pass, and they realize the phone is ringing, Beavis is coerced into answering the phone. It's the school's secretary, wondering where they are. Beavis tells her that they're dead. Principal McDicker hears the news, and is overjoyed. It's the best news he's ever heard. Somehow, Van Driessen hears of the news, and, with tears in his eyes, is about to relate the sad news to B&B's class, when McDicker comes on over the PA system and bluntly announces the news of B&B's deaths, unable to contain his happiness. A rollicking party is assembled in the teachers' lounge. Coach Buzzcut talks about what good-for-nothings B&B were, and we get to see some flashbacks of B&B with Coach Buzzcut, as all the teachers celebrate the fact that they no longer have B&B on their hands, save for Van Dreissen, who asks his class to share their happy memories of B&B, and we are treated to even more flashback sequences.

During all this, Beavis & Butt-Head are sitting around watching TV. They can't find anything good to watch, when their viewing is interrupted by a news report of two deaths at Highland High. Van Driessen has suggested that a fund be raised to help raise money, in B&B's names, for "less fortunate" teenagers. McVicker sees the idea as a chance to exploit the deaths of his two arch-enemies, to raise money for the school. Stewart appears on the TV, crying, and he relates his memories of his two pals, Beavis & Butt-Head. We are treated to some footage of the "nice" B&B from Stewart's memories; Beavis wants to help Stewart by alphabetizing his baseball card collection. Butt-Head wants to help him put together one of his airplane models. Stewart's mother appears, and they all help her make low-fat macaroons.

Meanwhile, Beavis & Butt-Head don't catch on that it's THEM that are being talked about in the news report. All they catch on to is that there are two dead people at school. So they decide to go to the school to view the corpses. Principal McVicker is mugging in front of the camera, talking about Van Driessen's idea of raising money to help needy teenagers, playing the hero/martyr for the TV camera, and he says something along the lines of "but I would gladly give all the money in this jar, just to see Beavis & Butt-Head one more time," and it's at this point that our 2 heroes appear, and swipe the jar full of pennies from his hand. McVicker is beside himself, and we are treated to a montage of clips from several episodes, with music from "the Nutcracker Suite" (yeah, YEAH YEAH "nutcracker" huh-huh huh-huh I'm amazed you read this much of this, but I'm enlightening someone here goddammit) as McVicker has a heart attack.

The episode ends with our two stalwart heroes walking away into the sunset, making plans for their newfound wealth (the jar full of pennies).

Then, the credits roll, and some really maudlin song plays.

The highlight of the whole thing was when they annouced a "Back From The Dead Moron-A-Thon" during a comemrcial break, hosted by Mike Judge himself, all decked out in some shabby hillbilly stuff, complete with blacked-out teeth, talking about "Ah went ahead and killed Beavis & Butt-Head like the Good Lord tole me to, and them MTV people go ahead n' show 'em anyway. Them folks got no morals. And they have a unnatural preoccupation with the human butt...."

And don't feel so bad about Channel 4. Most of the good films I've seen from England over the last few years have been compliments of Channel 4.

We suffer from the same thing in the USA. Thanks to the smeg-heads at PBS, I haven't been able to see an episode of Red Dwarf that's newer than 1997. And I'm still looking for the TV version of Grant Morrison's killer comic, "the Invisibles" (supposedly aired in the UK some time ago, not to be had at all in the US).

Jon S.

Bet you don't make it through this post.

On Tue, 06 Apr 1999 03:57:13 -0400, "Jon S." wrote:

Yeah I did. Great job!

Cyberbutt

Huh-huh huh-huh yeah, huh-huh I'm pretty cool huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh....

Is he, like, a homeowner? huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh etc.

Dammit, like, keep your damn pets out of this

huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh "pets" huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh

So, uhhh, do you, like, you know, "stroke your pets?" huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh

Jon S.

Formerly Richard-Head, Ricardo-Head, Ricardo Montalban-Head, Rico Suave-Head, etc. but got sick of changing email stuff every time I sent a message to this NG, then changin it back when sendin "normal" email, so I opted to "Keep It Real In Tha Hood".....yeeeaaahhhh

"Hey Butt-Head, like, how come I'm white?"

"'Cos yer Mom's white huh-huh huh-huh"

"Yeah, but, like, my Mom always said that it's not the color of your skin that counts, but, like, the color of your skin inside heh-heh-mmm-heh"

"She's a slut huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh"

"Yeah mmmmheheheeheeheheh she's a cheap slut heeeheheehhemmhehehheh"

The episaode where Beavis cuts off his finger is the worst.

Michael

Member,CSULB Colege Republicans

For Truth,Justice,Freedom,and the American Way

On Sun, 11 Apr 1999 16:43:49 -0800, [email] (Michael Ejercito) wrote:

No way, that one ruled! You have to admit that was funny at the end when they're sitting in the emergency room holding Beavis's cut off finger, and the doctor tells them "Now that has to be kept in germ-free conditions", and then Butt-head says "Look" and sticks the finger up his nose.

CyberButt

CyberButt wrote:

All the episodes are the worst ones to him. Cuz its like not "intelligent" to him. Repubicans just can't lighten up. Heh m heh!

Yeah but here in America, we have an average of 7-8 channels per city, about 100 with cable, roughly 500 if you own the dish, and at nearly any given time, ALL OF 'EM SUCK!!!

WHOA! You were, like, born in space? That's pretty cool. So, like, Britishland is where outer space is?

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[email] wrote:

It seems everyone is forgetting "Killing Time".

The Great Cornholio wrote in message news:7dpn03$[email]...

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OH MY GOD! You are absolutely right, I couldn't think of any episode that was the really bad, that sucked, that was THE worst, but Killing Time is a load of [insert profanity here]

Come to Antonia

The Great Cornholio wrote in :

"killing time" had it's moments, but the worst surely has to be that spoof on "Ward Cleaver" ehehe that sucked rhino!

No way, fartknocker! I grew up of Heave it on Beaver and that parody ruled! It RULED!

<aol> ME TOO! </aol>
I must agree with D.G.   Although I thought they could have done it a
little better, I still thought that ep ruled.  eheheh   Would be cool if
they did several episodes parodying various old tv shows, but with BnB
in them.

Gary M.