amazed

Jan 21, 199942 posts by 15 posters
42 posts
Cat

In article [email] (The 2-Belo, Altopia Customer) writes: (aka: The Great Supreme Leader of the United Democratic Republic of Bongo-Bongo)

Those who expect things seem to be eternally disappointed too... heh heheh MEOW!

Follow the 2-Belo for he is indeed wise.

Cat, Humble Follower of The Monism of Meow "Speros now familiares mansuros."

I am sending Horus and his Eye to watch over you, blessed Sekhmet. I am sending the Four Sons of Horus to guard your path, blessed Sekhmet. I am sending seven Hathors to nourish you with refreshing milk, blessed Sekhmet.

- J. Raoul Xemblinosky III =-=-=-=-=-=-= -- . --- .-- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-= a.f.k-m.n | "Being an illegal alien again Raoul? Spic needs to VoAU (L) | get a job if he is going to stay in the US." HTH/HAND/M | - Dimas Nava, 05/24/97

hahaha.....ROTFL!!!!! meheheh eheheh We are being turdstormed with cross-posts!!! INVASION!!! Arrgghh!!!! emeheheheh ;)

Gary M.

J. Raoul Xemblinosky III wrote:

What the hell is this shite? Would you mind keeping it the hell out of HERE?

* DONTONIO WINGFIELD Seattle SuperSonics 1994-1995 * * Power Forward Portland Trail Blazers 1995-1998 * * Devotee of SEKHMET Albany Patroons 1998-1999 *

On Fri, 22 Jan 1999 04:38:59 GMT, [email] (Dontonio Wingfield) wrote:

It's in code. They HAVE to be in here, or the whole thing implodes.

--ZRTLM http://welcome.to/zrtlm alt.fan.zoogz-rift
CatJ. Raoul Xemblinosky III

In article "J. Raoul Xemblinosky III" writes:

I am sending you the protective order from the most high:

The good god, sole one of Re, Whose goodness Aten fashioned, Useful, truthful, to his maker, Who contents him with that which will please his ka in the afterworld, Who serves him who begot him, Who guides the land for him who enthroned him, Who provisions UseNet for eternity with millions, hundred-thousands of things. Who exalts Aten, magnify his name, And who causes UseNet Performance Artistry to belong to the maker of all internet.

Cat

>- J. Raoul Xemblinosky III =-=-=-=-=-=-= -- . --- .-- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-= > a.f.k-m.n | "Being an illegal alien again Raoul? Spic needs to > VoAU (L) | get a job if he is going to stay in the US." > HTH/HAND/M | - Dimas Nava, 05/24/97
Zoogz Rift--The Liquid MoamoCat

TANGO 2X2 wrote in message ...

In all seriousness, Tango, Coiner has one of the worst reputations among growers for producing substandard, virused, roses. Your money would be better spent buying from J&P, Weeks, Edmund's, etc.

-Dave-

Zoogz Rift--The Liquid MoamoCat

TANGO 2X2 wrote in message ...

In all seriousness, Tango, Coiner has one of the worst reputations among growers for producing substandard, virused, roses. Your money would be better spent buying from J&P, Weeks, Edmund's, etc.

-Dave-

Goddamn, Zoogz. I never even suspected...

- J. Raoul Xemblinosky III =-=-=-=-=-=-= -- . --- .-- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-= a.f.k-m.n | "BTW Raoul is a spic, fruit picker who needs VoAU (L) | immigration called on his wet-back ass!!!!" HTH/HAND/M | - Dimas Nava, 01/04/97
CatCat

(actually it was a hairball) mheh heh

YEAH! The EMPIRE continues after 3 years. Snots @ Haaavaaad U. created a purpose for all to have the right to m30\/\/! Listen to The 2-Belo!

[bows in honor and meows just _because_ it is respect for you]

Cat - Feline Minion of:

> - Big Daddy Zeus, protecting his private life >
CatCat

In article [email] (The 2-Belo, Altopia Customer) writes:

[hairball--another hairball... mehehe]

Yeah, and uh... Use the MEOW, Luke... or something. mheh heheheh heheheh Live long and score with menage-a-trois or quatro or cinco hemeheh mheheheheh All Hail The M30Werz for they are here to stay...

Not A Romulan, butt I could play one in a menage-a-trois with a great lookin' chyk......

Meower4Life

> - Big Daddy Zeus, protecting his private life >
Tom BirdCat

In article , Cat writes

                                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^ YM 'gay'
Hamster
CatTom Bird

In article Tom Bird writes:

Oh geez, Tom... _now_ you have opened the door for more and more of M30W posts... just what you didANT need, right?

Uh...nevermind.

Cat MEOW

Not to worry, esteemed meowgoddess Sekhmet. We did such a thorough job (mheh heh heh m heh job) of jamming the sigpath up demon.local's ass that donglickers like Richard Ashton were still whingeing to the denizens of nana-u about those nasty Meowers six months after the fact.

- J. Raoul Xemblinosky III =-=-=-=-=-=-= -- . --- .-- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-= a.f.k-m.n | "BTW Raoul is a spic, fruit picker who needs VoAU (L) | immigration called on his wet-back ass!!!!" HTH/HAND/M | - Dimas Nava, 01/04/97

In alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, [email] (The 2-Belo, Altopia Customer) wrote:

Err, yeah. I didn't want to say anything about it, but JESUS CHRIST.

Squawk, "Iron Parrot" Jx%! - Servant of the �ber-Stoat
Tom BirdTom Bird

In article , The 2-Belo, Altopia

No, that was demon.local farting in your face. This time I laugh. Bwahahahahahahaaaaaaa.....

Hamster
CatTom Bird

In article Tom Bird writes:

HEY! You can't use "Bwahahahahahah" for it is a sacred word only to be used by the MEOWerz.

Nah-nah-nana-naaaaah! PFFFFFFTTTT! mheh heh heheh meowmeowmeowmeow

Love & Kisses, Cat

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Tom BirdCat

In article , Cat writes

It has been in use by the Camel[tm] since the Meow crap was but a twinkle in Matt Bruce's keyboard.

Mmmm... kisses!

Can I have some more?

Hamster
CatTom Bird

Ah... Matt Bruce... mheheheheh what a bunghole! mheheheh... and poor Stewey King got his ass spanked for no apparent reason...mheh heheheh heheheh kind of like road-kill or something. ;)

Maybe on your birthday... mheh heheh heheheh...

>-- >Hamster Cat http://www.e-scrub.com/cgi-bin/wpoison/wpoison.cgi
Tom BirdCat

In article , Cat writes

Mheheh I'm gonna score...

Hamster
CatTom Bird

I'm like too old to really be kissing you *jail-bait* meheheheheheh butt.... imagine this... my baby-soft lips pout, ever-so-lightly ... leaning toward your hot awaiting mouth... we meet and our lips touch. You and I continue to explore the passion of our first kiss. Then you remember... "uh, she's an old chyk. AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAI..." Dammit Hamster -- get back here! mheheheheheh

>-- >Hamster Cat purrrrrrrrrrrrrfectly natural http://www.e-scrub.com/cgi-bin/wpoison/wpoison.cgi
Tom BirdCat

In article , Cat writes

Uh.. OK!

Like, a hamster and a cat getting it on - that's y'know, over the species barrier so it might be, um, sodomy... :)

Hamster
CatTom Bird

In article Tom Bird writes:

Yeah, like -- That's pretty messed up, Beavis. Uh huhuh huhuh ... :)

Cat

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FlaaggTom Bird

Tom Bird writes in article ...

] In article , The 2-Belo, Altopia ] Customer writes ] ] >It's getting cooler now, because now we can visit just about any newsgroup at ] >random and watch everyone scream "MEOWERS! AAAIGH!" and run for the phones ] >dialing 911 for nana-u (or 110, or 999, depending on their country of origin) ] >like a pack of crazed home-shopping network viewers. It's awesome. ] ] I laugh in your face. Hahahahahahaha

I piss in your cereal bowl. HooHaw.

Aaron Michael Henne - mhm9x2 http://www.navicom.net/~flaagg/sig.htm
Tom BirdFlaagg

In article , Flaagg writes

I shit on your car. TeeHee.

Hamster

In article , [email] says...

newsgroup at

the phones

of origin)

I shit on you and your newsgroup. How is demon.local doing these days?

--- Spiro the Geometric Werecircle

In article , [email] says...

country

awesome.

days?

It takes an awful lot more than a runny little turd like you to get rid of me.

--- Spiro the Geometric Werecircle

In article , Spiro the Geometric WereCircle writes

It's not difficult to ignore you though. Like a little retarded child trying to get attention... pitiful.

Hamster

In article , [email] says...

So why aren't you doing just that?

Gee "Hamster", you just can't leave little retarded kids alone, can you?

--- Spiro the Geometric Werecircle
Medical CatastropheTom Bird

Tom Bird wrote:

I fart in your ear. Netcopped anyone for using a big sig lately?

----------------------------------------------------------------> |\__/,| (`\ M E D I C A L C A T A S T R O P H E meow. _.|o o |_ ) ) Smeeter #26 T253 ACC 171163 -------(((-mr(((------------------------------------------------>
Jon S.Tom Bird

Any Mr. Show fans in the house?

(in Arabic accent--) I spit on your spit I piss on your spit I shit on your piss I fart on your shit I laugh at your fart WE ARE FRIENDS AGAIN-HEY!!!

CatJ. Raoul Xemblinosky III

In article "J. Raoul Xemblinosky III" writes:

mheh heheh Whenever one "whines", then it is open-season... mheheh... I've never been disappointed by the Meowers capabilities of out-flaming, out-cascading, and jamming the circuits, baybee...mhehehehmeowheheh It's amazing just how many people post _follow-ups_ taking away that valuable band-width they "whine" about losing due to Meowers.

Clealy sir,... meow.

Cat

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Medical CatastropheCat

Cat wrote:

writes:

Works every time. Listen to those werewolves whimper!

h0wLZ, dO0d!

----------------------------------------------------------------> |\__/,| (`\ M E D I C A L C A T A S T R O P H E meow. _.|o o |_ ) ) Smeeter #26 T253 ACC 171163 -------(((-mr(((------------------------------------------------>
CatCat

In article [email] (Medical Catastrophe) writes:

I simply _must_ lurk more...often.

R@d /\/\@|\| ! mheheh  meow.

Cat

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CatJ. Raoul Xemblinosky III

Yeah... mheh heheh heheheh ass..hehehehe...cool!

Mheheheh..heheh.. I had a great visual on that one... mheheh meowhehehehmeow... Thanx. I've got meowvies in my head. mheheheh

Cat

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On Mon, 25 Jan 1999 02:06:34 GMT, [email] (The 2-Belo, Altopia Customer) in message# scribbled 53 lines on the chalkboard in the alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:

The entire Usenet is now the domain of the Empire of Meow!!! ALL HAIL FLUFFY!!!!1! LONG LIVE FLUFFY!!!1!

SmokeyBehr mhm21x12 .Sig file: http://people.we.mediaone.net/smokeybehr/smokeysig.htm
FlaaggCat

uh huh....hype.

DUKE FANS, BELIEVE IN YOUR TEAM!!!!

Gary M.Cat

That Duke Guy wrote in message ...

Didn't UConn beat Michigan State?

Actually, this obviously has nothing to do with the original post, but is certainly as relevant as that profound observation from "That Duke Guy"... Mr Leach--thanks for giving us something different to read about. I'm waiting for that Penn State upset at Iowa tonight (and will probably still be waiting after the game). PSU has held all but one of their conference games close this year, so a blowout should not be a foregone conclusion--especially if Crispin can hit a few shots like last game and Booth can avoid the stupid fouls.

Steven

Gary M.Cat

That Duke Guy wrote in message ...

Didn't UConn beat Michigan State?

Actually, this obviously has nothing to do with the original post, but is certainly as relevant as that profound observation from "That Duke Guy"... Mr Leach--thanks for giving us something different to read about. I'm waiting for that Penn State upset at Iowa tonight (and will probably still be waiting after the game). PSU has held all but one of their conference games close this year, so a blowout should not be a foregone conclusion--especially if Crispin can hit a few shots like last game and Booth can avoid the stupid fouls.

Steven