I'm Back.......

Hi Buttlanders......

I've been away for a while.... I needed a vacation to recover from the pressure of March's star funeral.... George Burns.

I was inundated with offers to sell my story from Hollywood movie moguls, photographers and papparazzi camping outside my door 24 hours a day....

So,I took a little vacation in New Orleans... looked up an old friend who runs the main cemetary there. My old pal, Merde DuMorte....we had many a story to catch up on.....

But, now I'm back.... and looking forward to the next celebrity customer.

Must dash... Have to watch the news, just in case......

Hi Buttlanders......

I've been away for a while.... I needed a vacation to recover from the pressure of March's star funeral.... George Burns.

I was inundated with offers to sell my story from Hollywood movie moguls, photographers and papparazzi camping outside my door 24 hours a day....

So,I took a little vacation in New Orleans... looked up an old friend who runs the main cemetary there. My old pal, Merde DuMorte....we had many a story to catch up on.....

But, now I'm back.... and looking forward to the next celebrity customer.

Must dash... Have to watch the news, just in case......

Good to have you back, and I want to say that wehen I go, NO ONE but you will be allowed to embalm me! You're the best, Lord Dumbass III!!!

Absolutely! Our visit to Lord Dumbass's was the high point of Freddy's entire death. Then that old guy who looks like a mummy had to come by with those smelly cigars.

River Phoenix is starting to get on my nerves too, the bitch.

Bob Barker ([email]) wrote:

What the HELL are you talking about Bob?! The real Bob Barker is _ALREADY_ embalmed, as is Dick Clark! It's the latest rage in celebrity plastic surgery! Why else are these fartknockers 100+ years old, and still moving about??... How do you think Bob was able to sexually her-ass that Diane Parkinson chick? mem hehehe.. That's not a woody, that's rigor mortis!

In the words of the immortal Adam Sandler, "The Price is Wrong, Beee-ootch!"

In article Lord Dumbass III writes:

Hi!

*sniff* Waaaaaah! He is greatly missed or something.

[blank stare] emehehehehe...words suck!

How about Tim Leary? That would be cool!

Welcome back! It was kinda "dead" here without you. emehehehehehehehehe!

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

embalm THIS! emehehehehe