Are you with me

Jan 20, 1994, 12:36 PM ET15 posts by 10 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Patrick Noblittalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

I can't remember the name of the episode, but it went something like this.

BH (in a foreign sounding voice, puts hand on girls shoulder) You shall be with me tonight....*slap*(she knocks him into the floor from his desk)

Teacher (the military man) walks back to BH and B's desks and says something about them being pathetic men, etc. Meet me in the gym after school..

In the gym

Teacher I remember in 'Nam when....and we burned....and we killed....etc etc....ARE YOU WITH ME?.....ARE YOU WITH ME?!!?

then BH and B begin to sweat and "head bang" their heads (like when the jam to a video)

When they did thay, I thought I was going to dye laughing.

Pele

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Uh... hey, Beavis-- this guy needs to, like, know his quotes before he says stuff. huh-huh

Yeah-- you said.."his"..heh-heh

If I wasn't in this episode myself, I wouldn't, like, know what he's talking about... huh-huh-huh

Yeah-yeah... heh-heh

Patrick Noblitt ([email]) wrote:

Uh, huh-huh, is that like Pele, that soccer dude?

The name of the episode is "Buff 'n Stuff." It is also the episode which has the ever-famous...

Mr. Buzzcut:  Are you a man?
Butt-head:  Uuuh, yeah, huh-huh...
Mr. Buzzcut:  How do you know that you are a man?
Butt-head:  Uh, huh-huh, I have testicles.
Mr. Buzzcut:  Show me that you are a man!
Butt-head:  [makes a muscle, to the sound of a small spring <boing!>]
Mr. Buzzcut:  You want to see a man?  [Stands with his legs wide.]
	      Kick me in the jimmy!
Butt-head:  [looks perplexed]
Mr. Buzzcut:  I said DO IT!
Butt-head: [lunges back and sticks his foot in Buzzcut's crotch]
Mr. Buzzcut:  [turns all red a la angry Bugs Bunny characters]
	      yyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYES!!!

Oh, I laugh every time.

--Barak

Barak Tulin ([email]) wrote:

Speaking on behalf (usurping the right of course) of the first floor of Ware College House, University of Pennsylvania: this is our favorite segment. Dear MTV: We would like to see more of Mr. Buzzkut's (preferred spelling) vivid, violent, wartime flashbacks. Also: please MTV VJ and pop culture "phenomoneh" Kennedy to never again wear a PENN sweatshirt, we found it embarassing.

jd University of Pennsylvania

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Speaking on behalf of the Penn alumni: 100% agreed! Buzzkut's the Best; Kennedy sucks. When is this august institution going to institute a course on BnB?

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Opinions expressed here are my own, not the University's.
It is the University's opinion that I should be at work right now.

"I never trust anyone. And I forgive 'em even less." -The Honorable Ed Koch, former New York Mayor

[email] (James Boshinski) writes:

No way buttmunch. It's always butthead who claims that someone has designs on beavis. Remember "canoe", when beavis hit butthead upside the head with an oar for saying the teacher wanted "to love him"?

And then there is his comments about Hall and Oates ("What's he looking at?" and "Hey beavis, there's his little friend")

And Buttheads comments about that girl who sings "Naughty girls need love too". She says "Sex is something I just had" and butthead replies, "Not with any of those guys" <-- referring to the male dancers in the background.

Get it straight dillhole: Butthead is in charge of making fun of homosexuals, not beavis.

[email] (James Boshinski) writes:

uhhhhhh.........
uh.....
uuuuhhhhhhh......
Wait, I know?........no...
I dunno? What's the answer?

Christian [email]

"Sometimes cool bands have to play songs that suck to get chicks"