Outer space is cool

I've just seen this movie where aliens come from like outer space and like start invading people and kicking everybody's ass... it was pretty cool. Anyway, it get me real intrested about outer space. So I went to this wiener I know that watches "Star Trek" and this is what I learned from him: Outer space is like, cool. It is made out of stuff called vacum. Vacum sucks. In outer space, there are things called black holes- they're like giant bungholes that sucks up the entire universe. Also there is our solar system. In the center of the solar system is the sun. That's like a big ball of FIRE. Around it are all these like plants. The first plant from the sun is Mercury. It is so hot, that if you took a dump there, it would thaw in midair. That would be pretty cool. The second planet is called Penis. It's like all fuzzy and filled with clouds and it's like artistic and stuff. The turd planet from the sun is called Earth. That's like the planet that Van Driessen always wants to save and says we should like, recycle it. The other planet is called Mars. That like where aliens come from. But it's like, the chances of anything comming from Mars are a million to one. Then there's Poopiter. That planet gravitional force is so great, if you took a dump there, it would suck out of your butt. It would rule! The eighth planet from the sun is called Urine-us. That's like the coldest and most ditant plant there is. If you take a dump there, it would freeze in mid air. Frozen turds rule! And that's like, our solar system. If you like to learn more about outer space, then you're a dork.

Deddi "Not a chick" Shy

Hey, you, like, forgot about some other cool outer space stuff. There's these big assroids, that like collide with other planets and stuff and blow them up. They rule. And bungholes do too. They're like these big dark holes (Mm-heh) that suck stuff in even better than Poopiter. It's like, not only would the turds get sucked out of your butt, your whole butt would fly off! That'ed be cool to see. And you forgot about the planet Saturd, that's got huge round razor blades or something circling it. And the whole thing's made of gas, heh-heh. Oh yeah, wouldn't Poopto be father away then Urine-us? I think on Urine-us, turds wouldn't freeze in midair, they'ed probably like, float to the ground like those wussy feather things, and you could grab one and have a big poop fight! Outer space rules!

Jared Betnar

Oh, sorry, I guess you had already told about the bungholes in your first post. I hereby bow down to the Great Cornholio and surrender all my T.P. in offering if he will just forgive me.

Jared Betnar

uh uh uh... listen to *these* two hippies uh uh uh uh uh

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            |   /=| _______//    <------Beavis
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Hey, if it's like a good looking alien chick, I'd like to "invade" her heh heh heh.

FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um, no. Poopiter's gravitaion-anal field is only 3x. Earth is 1x

Um, no. You're pretty stupid. heh heh heh. Ur-anus isn't cold. They like sent this probe, or something and from the readings they got back from it, they think that it's like really hot if you get pretty deep in the at-mess-phere. heh heh heh.. "deep" Plus I think that poop-to is the last planet (for most of it's rotation at least. heh heh heh "rotation")

Would it be our solar system in a nutshell? heh heh heh.

Uhhh.. if you're not a chick, then like, what are you? or something.

Tron

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Yeah. that would be cool.

Tron