this chick

I met this chick the other day and she is sexxxyyyy and like she was talking to me and stuff and she was really like putting out the signs and stuff to me and like I just had to tell you all!!!!! but I was to chicken to ask her out :(

Hamster

Why didn't you??? You could have scored.... I think she would have been flattered...........

EEK! (The Advice SEXpert)

Tom Bird wrote in article ...

<advice from old dude to young dude> meheheh...butthole...eheheh...you sound like a younger 'me.' Tom, you're NEVER gonna score like this!!! Find that girl and ASK HER OUT!!!! The worst that can happen is that she'll say 'no' and that's only the same thing you'll get if you don't ask her. I know it's hard to do (uh huuhuhhuh...hard) but even if she does say no, you'll feel much better for trying.

If you think a girl seems interested, 9 times out of 10 she really is and she's hoping you will ask her out... and if you wuss out, she goes home all flat eared and thinks something was wrong with her. Or she might think you were gay ;O ;O ;O ;O ;O ;O ;O ;O ;O

Ummmm, you can't win a lottery if you don't buy a ticket. huhhuh

	</advise...>

In article , "Gary M." writes

Like, cool advice! I just won't see her again for almost two months (holiday time). There was this other chick and I was just walking over and I was going to chat her up (I checked previously, she was interested and yes, single) when this other dude (death death die die die) goes up to her and sodding pulls her! I'm thinking AAGGHH!!! 30 seconds too late!!! F***ING HELL!!!!!!!!!

Flat eared?

Whoa! That's like profounded or something.

Hamster

WHAT???? TWO CHICKS asked her out???? eheh WOAH ehehehehee a foursome with a hot chick and two lesbians? ehehe woah ehehe

err.. err.. damn.. i hate sticky keyboards eheheh

uhuh old father ant speaks ehehehe

yeh like when you got drunk and told that chick she needed a good shag hahahah at least you didn't have to waste time wondering if you would get anywhere with her.. eheheh

hard

yeh ad you won't be wasting time on her,you'll be free to mvoe on to the next one :)

err.. try http://www.realdoll.com/ ;)

yeh flat eared ehe like the cat ehehe

yeh eheh you can't bash the bishop unless you grab a hold of him ;)

uhuh you mean PO-found ehehehehe *EH-OH* eheheheh

gerbil

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

and you can't spank your monkey unles you pet him first huh huh ... uhh or something

huhhuh...you can't choke the chicken unless he crosses the road... ;D

Gary M.

Reminds me of this choke uh i mean joke that went something like.. Why did the chicken choke him self?

Gary M. wrote:

No, dammit, Beavis you're not telling it right uhuh...

Q) why did the chicken cross the road? A) to get away from the pervert.

Q) Why did the pervert cross the road? A) 'cos he had his weenie stuck in the chicken!

uhuh that was cool uhuh

That must of been 1 thight chiken uhh i mean that was stupid

Winky-Winky Walrus wrote:

^^^^^ uhuh you said *thigh* uhuh

In article , Gay Cartoons 'R' Us writes

cool

Now I've got one! Damn you.

Trouble is, according to her friends and stuff, I would have done if I'd been:

A: About 6 months ago (she'd liked me for ages apparently) B: NOT pissed C: More subtle in my approach. "WANNA SHAG, DARLING" wasn't the best line in the world.

Errr, form an orderly queue, starting at my bedroom door...

http://www.rosy-palm.com :)

Yeah but I never asked my cat out. Might as well... the only pussy I've seen recently.

Uhhh and you can't spank the monkey without vaseline... hang on, that's crappy.

EH-OH... I just shittied my kex

Vole

Our cat walks around with flattened ears when he's upset. ;)