Now that Daria's getting her own show, which will supremely suck more than King of the Hill, maybe it's time we come up with some shows that other characters from B&B can do, sell them to some suits with turds for brains, get $$, and then get chicks. That would rule!
- Stewart: a Whimper in the Life
This would be a show dedicated to Stewart's whining and mewing about how mean B&B are to him, almost akin to Mr. Bill's complaints about Jaquous Sluggio from the early days of Saturday Night Live. Then Todd can come by and kick his ass.
2) Mr. Van Dressen and an Analysis of the Tyranny of Western European Ethnocentrism
Van Dressen would sit Indian-style on his classroom floor, with a guitar, and sing songs about how we have to save the planet from evil white males who are trashing the rain forest. For show an' tell, he could bring the "lesbian seagul" in a cage with another bird chick and watch 'em do it. Uhuhuhuhuhuh.
- Inside an M-80 Armored Assault Vehicle by Lt. Buzzcut
Buzzcut would shout about the need for deodorant and proper hygenie while commandering a tank zooming across the school parking lot and smashing up cars and stuff. For a lot of fans of B&B, having a show that breaks and blows up stuff would be wholly sufficient for entertainment.
Any other suggestions?
Brent