Kathy Diemer Forever

Uhhhhhh.... what is this.....

Whoa, an e-mail from a chick!

Dear Dong-Ick,

My name is Kathy Diemer, I'm an older woman, and I have very big thingies.

(blank stare)

Whoa... huh huh...

        I just broke up with my boyfriend so I can go out with you! I go all
        the way on the first date, so, can I be your woman?

(blank stare)

Uhhh... huh huhuhu....

You can have me any way you want. See you later, you sexy stud!

Easily yours, Kathy Diemer.

P.S. I'll be waiting naked for you.

(blank stare)

huh huh huhuhuhuhu...... I'm gonna score... huhuhu huhuhuhuhuhu........

You can have me too, studboy! Me too!! Me tooo!!!!!

[email] (Dong-Ick Lee) wrote:

Dear Mr. D. Ick (mhehehehmheh):

Your quotations from my email are, to say the least, somewhat embellished. I am prone (huh huh..."prone") to think that perhaps you read some of your own wishful thinking between the lines...if I weren't sure that I sent it single-spaced.

D. Ick, I must decline your amorous advances. Contrary to your assertions, my BF and I are still happily ensconced on the couch with our remote and our nachos.

Anyway, I have heard that you are currently unavailable, due to your entanglement with that Bjork chick. Beavis has it on good authority (the guy in the bathroom) that "Bjork has a Dong".

However, since Ms. Fonda is interested in "sharing", perhaps you and she and that Bjork chick can work something in (mhehehehmheh)...I mean, uh, out.

Sin mhehehemheh cerely Kathy Diemer

PS: How'd you know about the thingies part?

AAAAHHHH! Trolled by Dong-Ick! Can you believe it took me _two days_ to figure out that this was the letter to Santa Butt-head from the chick with the big thingies??

Damn I'm stupid...

(But the Bjork part still stands)

Kathy Diemer wrote:

Naw Kath, you're not stupid. It's just that senility kickin in, it happens to everyone who's old. Don't worry, we still love ya.

Yea, old chicks RULE! They like know how to _do it_ and stuff.... em hehehehehehehehe..