Top 10 Butt-Head quotes

Okay, we've got Beavis' top 10, so how about Butt-Head? Here are my picks:

10.  "That's the biggest, fattest, hairiest, wart-coveredest butt I ever
      saw!"
 9.  "Try the morphine.  It's excellent today!"
 8.  "Oh yeah?  Well, I'll get a tattoo of a BUTT, that has a BUTT-shaped
      tattoo on it, and I'll get it right on my BUTT!"
 7.  "WHOA!  That was COOL!!"
 6.  "On behalf of the class, I would like to propose a field trip so that
      we can observe these furrying techniques."
 5.  "It is in these hills that Juan Valdez and his trusty goat gather
      coffee beans every morning."
 4.  Everything concerning the Seminefrious Tubloidial Butt-Noids.
 3.  "Dude!  We have the Power Supreme!"
 2.  "You can't polish a turd, Beavis."

And the #1 Butt-Head quote of all time is...(Drum roll)...

• "Stop, in the name of all that which does not suck!"

In article , [email] (Christopher E. Forman) wrote:

I've gotta add: "I may be cool, Beavis, but I can't change the future."

In [email] (Emery Dora) writes:

picks:

ever

BUTT-shaped

that

gather

How about: "If everything was like, cool, then how would you know what sucked..?" (Or something like that)

picks:

BUTT-shaped

that

I'd like to also submit, "I'm not from around here you know" and "God likes to keep a few turds around."

OSI Inc ([email]) wrote:

Actually, Beavis said the first one.

Best One-Liner Ever:

"ZIS IS GONNA BE COOL"

... coz when you hear it, you know something cool is going to happen!

BTW Butthead kicks Beavis' ass!!

BTW2 the JUDGE ROOLEZ !!!

/DA

• "Your not happy Beavis, your a miseerable piece of crap."
• "huhuhuhuh - old people."
• "Beavis, you got a real problem."

In article

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And I have to add... (in no particular order)

- "And it is with the utmost regret that I must report that our baby was stolen by gypsies in the night."

• "The more things change, the more they suck."

• "I hope you have insurance Beavis, because I'm about to kick your ass."

- "You know when you're at the fair, and this mime comes up and starts getting in your face and stuff? I just kick 'em in the nads. Huh huh. That's when they start saying stuff."

• B: "Did she say she just had sex?" (watching a Samantha Fox video) BH: "Yeah, huh huh. But it wasn't with any of these guys!"

• "I don't like stuff that sucks."

• "Hey Beavis, you'd better watch out for the Klingons near Uranus!"

• "It's high noon on my sundial." and "Dude, I'm pitching a tent."

There's lots more too, Butt-Head definitely has better quotes than Beavis.

My favorite Butt-Head qoute of all time is from "Ball Breakers": "This bowling ball isn't human! It doesn't feel pain! It can't be reasoned with!" The way he says this is great.

Another classic...from Sperm Bank......... "He's fallen..and he can't get it up.."....which, btw, I made a .wav of...if anybody is interested in this or others I made, mail me..([email] for you aolers who can't read headers<I'm joking>)....I'll send them as soon as I get to it.huh huh uh...I said sperm...hu huhhuhuh (if you have a particular one you want, specify...yes, I have cornholio..(thanks dude!)

How about anything from the video segment when he dissed vegetarians?

"If meat is bad for you, then why is it food?"

"I just tell them to get the hell out of my restaurant." (in response to the burger-world customers who aren't meat eaters) it's been a while since I saw it so I'm not sure if I got it exactly.

"This isn't Primus. These guys are the Seminiferous Tubloidial Butt- Noids. They crawl up peoples butts and explore."

In [email] (Dan jr Dumdie) writes:

"This video, like, if it was a turd? It would, like, be the same thing."

-> My favorite Butt-Head qoute of all time is from "Ball Breakers": "Thi -> ball isn't human! It doesn't feel pain! It can't be reasoned with!" -> he says this is great.

Yea - that accent RULES!!!!!

Dude, we have been saved by the Power Supreme!

• And when he just got out of the concrete-to-be, riding that truck:

VVVVRRRR...VRRRTTT!!!

    (riding backwards now:)
    VRRR!!! - SPLORP!
    ButtHead: ".......uhm, I'm back huhhuhhuh"

2)  Beavis and Butthead are in the doctor's office.
    The doctor does the detachable-thumb-trick.
    Doctor: "I've been bitten by a dog once, see?"
    ButtHead: "Uh huhhuh, YOU're STOOPID   huhhuh"

(these are probably not exact transcriptions)

In article , [email] says...

picks:

BUTT-shaped

that

Here's one:

	Just because something's cool doesn't mean that something else
	doesn't suck.

-> How bout in that one episode when he calls the injury help line.... -> -> "Yes, I've been injured.....I've got a big crack in my butt" -> -> hehe :) -> -> Jason

Or the butt being the funniest part of the body because it has a crack!

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In Alex Strumpf writes:

DON"T BUY THOSE TAPES!!!!! THEY ARE CENSORED FROM THE BEGINNING TILL THE END. NO VIDEO-WATCHING BY BEAVIS EN BUTT_HEAD ALSO!!!!

Try an add in the newspaper or something, man! Those tapes are a waste of money!!

What do you mean by censored. Are they censored from the originals or even more censored than show on MTV. Can I have some examples please because I was considering getting them. Thanks.

-David

[email] (]David Alcaro) writes:

Well, for one thing, THEY DON'T HAVE ANY VIDEOS!

That can easily be the best part of the episode! Especially with suck ones like "Killing Time" ...

*** #1 *** Responding to Beavis' suggestion that Daria take pictures inside the girls locker room - from "Athletic Supporters" (in his attempted deep, masculine voice) BH: "Yeah, then you could inquire as to how they'd like to please Big Daddy Butthead."

In article , "[email]" writes:

No way, dude, that ep was like For better or Verse, or something. Dumbass.

Yeah,he he ,sorry 'bout that.

I think, it was like:

Mr. Bungholio and his twirling fartknockers.

I am Bunghloio, I need TP for My Bunghole.

Are You threatening me?

I need TP for my bunghole

In article , Chris Cayten wrote:

Uhh..wrong holio, dude. *Cornholio* needs TP; Bungholio has twirling fartknockers....and to think I go to school with this assmunch.

Alec

Hola Senor Beavis. Donde esats tu hall pass

It's from "For Better or Verse"

VanDr: Today we're gonna explore the world of Haiku. BH: We're gonna explore the world of getting high? Cool! VanDr: No, Butthead, not High-Cool, but the ancient Japanese spear hunting poetry called Haiku. ... ...

                                                              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

It's 'spare, haunting', not spear hunting !