And now for something completely different, it's Monty Butthead's Flying Circus
(Sousa march playing, Beavis and Butthead laughing during the music)
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. Beavis and Butthead enter.
Beavis: Heh heh Hey Butthead, let's sit here.
Butthead: Uhhhh, okay.
(Waitress comes)
Butthead: Uhhhh, hey baby, huhuhuh
Beavis: Yeaaaaahh.
Waitress: What do you want?
Butthead: Well, what've you got, baby?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and
sperm;
egg bacon and sperm; egg bacon sausage and sperm; sperm bacon
sausage and sperm; sperm egg sperm sperm bacon and sperm;
sperm sausage sperm sperm bacon sperm tomato and sperm;
Vikings (starting to chant): Sperm sperm sperm sperm...
Butthead: Huhuhuhuhh you said "sperm"
Beavis: yeah heh
Waitress: ...sperm sperm sperm egg and sperm; sperm sperm sperm sperm
sperm spam baked
beans sperm sperm sperm...
Vikings (singing): Sperm! Lovely sperm! Lovely sperm!
Butthead: Huhuhuhuhuh huh huh huh huhuhuhuhuhuh
Beavis: heh heh heh she said "sperm"
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served
in a
Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with
truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and sperm.
Butthead: Uhhh, like, do you have anything without sperm?
Waitress: Well, there's sperm egg sausage and sperm, that's not got much
sperm in
it.
Butthead: Uhhh, I don't want ANY sperm!
Beavis: Heh heh Hey Butthead, Why can't you have egg bacon sperm
and sausage?
Butthead: THAT'S got sperm in it!
Beavis: Hasn't got as much sperm in it as sperm egg sausage and
sperm, has it?
Vikings: Sperm sperm sperm sperm (crescendo through next few
lines)
Butthead: Could you, like, do the egg bacon sperm and sausage thing
without the sperm then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Butthead: Uhhh, What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like sperm!
Beavis: Heh heh I like sperm (SMACK) AAAAH!! (SMACK) AAAHHH! (SMACK)
AAAHHH! (SMACK) AAAHHH!! (SMACK) AAAHHH!! Oww, Butthead! That hurt!
Vikings: Lovely sperm! Wonderful sperm!)
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely sperm! Wonderful sperm!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg
bacon
sperm and sausage without the sperm.
Butthead: Uhhh, what's your problem? I don't like sperm!
Beavis: Heh heh, like, don't cause a fuss or something. I'll have
your sperm. I love it.
I'm having sperm sperm sperm sperm sperm sperm sperm beaked
beans sperm sperm sperm and sperm!
Butthead: What the hell is your problem, dillhole?
Beavis: Shut up, asswipe.
Vikings (singing): Sperm sperm sperm sperm. Lovely sperm! Wonderful
sperm! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Beavis: Well could I have her sperm instead of the baked beans
then?
Waitress: You mean sperm sperm sperm sperm sperm sperm... (but it
is too late and
the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Sperm sperm sperm sperm. Lovely sperm!
Wonderful
sperm! Sperm spe-e-e-e-e-rm sperm spe-e-e-e-e-rm sperm.
Lovely sperm! Lovely sperm! Lovely sperm! Lovely sperm!
Lovely sperm! Sperm sperm sperm sperm!The original was here: http://www.serve.com/bonzai/monty/classics/TheSpamSketch