My favorite part

Here is my fave, from "Beavis & Butt-Head meat god". I don't remember exactly, but it goes something like dat:

"God" (talking with himself) : And I said to Moses: "Take your people to
                               the promised land", and Moses said:
                               "Huh-huh, huh-huh, huh-huh, huh-huh..."

The second best one is this (while watching Culture Club's "Karma Chameleon):

Butt-Head: Is it... the future? Beavis: Yeah, yeah, this sucks! Change it, Butt-Head! Butt-Head: I'm pretty cool, Beavis, but I can't change the future!

And also from the first Rolling Stone interview (while talking about allowed and forbidden words):

Beavis:    We can say "butthole"! Butthole! Butthole! Butthole!
Butt-Head: Shut up, Beavis! MTV will fire you!
Beavis:    Fire! Fire! Fire!

Gleb

My favorite line from a B&B ep. is when they are watching videos and this pig comes running out and Beavis says, "Woah, check out the nads on that pig!" I'm not sure what episode though.. I think maybe the Killer one?