*** Highland SCAM Alert!!! ***

All, Just wanted to warn everyone that there's some kids wandering around the neighborhood at all hours causing problems and generally making a nuisance of themselves. They'll try to pretend to be helpful and responsible, but don't fall for it...and for damn sure don't give them any money. More details to follow...but I gotta go. Something smells like smoke, I can't tell if it's from this interweb computer thingamabob, or if it's coming from outside...

It wasn't me. It was like, other kids or something. Got a lighter?

"King Turd" wrote in message news:B6Ssa.24731$[email]...

DAMMIT, what's that supposed to mean? Are you joking or sick in the head? My lawn just caught on fire somehow, and you're making lighter jokes?

Wait a minute, is this that "Turd" kid again? Didn't I tell you to stay the hell away from here? And where the hell is my flag?

On Sat, 3 May 2003 11:05:00 -0600, "Tom Anderson" wrote:

"Dave" wrote in message news:[email]...

NONE!! What the hell kind of question is that!? I'm not the problem here, it's that damn turdboy! "Little boys under my shed"...what kind of pervert are you? I heard there's some weird ones on this interweb thingamabob, but you're the first I've run into...

"Tom Anderson" wrote in message news:3eb4181c$0$198$[email]...

here,

pervert

I totally agree with you, sir! As any thinking person can plainly see, this country is going to hell in a handbasket. Today's youngsters are incompetent, inefficient, immoral, irrational, irresponsible, and dangerous to our welfare. The criminal youth has failed it's obligation to the foreign war veterans of this country. It is time for a change! We need our schools to return to being places of education. Our culture needs to be rebuilt from the ground up through the proper education of our children. Teachers should have complete authority over their students while they are in school. Parents should be responsible for the actions of their minor children. Traditional family values need to be promoted again. Civility and respect for authority has to be restored.

No more stains on the floors of our toolsheds!!!

"aghasee" wrote in message news:%zVsa.73336$[email]...

Heh heh, great minds think alike!

Looks like it...

Ya know, I didn't want to believe that was true, but I keep seeing evidence of it every day! I believe that you are right again!

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Damn straight! No respect, I tell you.

Yep!

That's right. Nothing wrong with occasional corporal punishment when necessary. Back when I was a boy, I EXPECTED to get beaten on occasion by my teachers!

Exactly!

Yup. Speaking of which, I've been trying to find the parents of those little bastards, Beaver and Buffcode, and I haven't had any luck. Let me know if you have a way to get in touch with them, so that I can hold them responsible for the damages to my property.

I try not to bring that up in public, but no argument here!

Ahh, a military man, I see. I should have known, with the intelligence and integrity you display. It's been a bit lonely here without any other veterans...just a bunch of kids...some of 'em seem to be obsessed with turds, but I try to ignore it. Meeteetse sounds like a great place, I plan to go through there next time I make it up that direction. Maybe I can make a detour when I get the time to visit our nation's capital. Thanks for your support. By the way, what's a Wyoming resident doing on this Highland chat group? Are you thinking about moving down here? If so, I've got a few buddies for you to meet...

On Sat, 3 May 2003 16:18:57 -0600, "Tom Anderson" wrote:

Actually sir what I meant to ask was how many little boys have you buried your tool in? Not to mention your rod, huh, huh, huh. My butt still like hurts fron when you checked my temperature with that state of the art thermometer thingy. I still can't figure out how you did it with both of your hands on my shoulders. I think I will go chase some more cats with this fire extinguisher I found laying on the floor of your tool shed, here kitty, kitty. Talk about being bonerfied.

"Dave" wrote in message news:[email]...

You, sir, can go to hell, ya damn pervert.

In your pervert dreams. I'm a married man, dammit.

Just stay the hell away from me.

On Sat, 3 May 2003 22:04:45 -0600, "Tom Anderson" wrote:

Yeah, I like heard you were married, but I also heard that it is a marriage of convenience. You know, you like married her so she could stay in the country, and she married you so we would'nt find out you are a homeowner. Anyone ever tell you that your wife looks like a dude, or at least looks like she used to be a dude. Unless women from kerplakistan are supposed to look like that. Oh yeah, where's stewart? We have not seen him since you invited him to your toolshed for some cocktail weiners, and sauce.

On Sat, 3 May 2003 16:18:57 -0600, "Tom Anderson" wrote:

Well, I spent about 20 minutes with Beavis's mom just last night, uh huh huh. I can probably arrange a meeting for you if you want. Bring $5.

If you make a trip like that, I hope you have a good butane regulator on the camper.

CyberButt

"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...

$5, why? Just the phone number and address will do, so we can talk about the future of those kids. And my property.

I've never had a regulator failure yet. I guess there's a first time for everything, though.

only 20 minutes, eh? emehehehheheh

It was like, other kids or something, sir.

Its King Turd, you old dillhole, get it right. I took your flag. I sold it to buy drugs. After I painted your dog's butt florecent orange with a can of surveyors paint I found on the road, then sniffed paint thinner that I found in your toolshed while I was playing tug-o-war with cyclops in there. Then I took a dump in your lawnmower gas tank, didn't you wonder why it smelled funny when you cut the grass?