Greetings and salutations, fellow Buttlanders!
I don't often make a point of responding to spam in the NG, but this one was too funny and too bizarre to leave be.
Now that we have the Internet, who needs 3-card monte any more?
*Please* come out of my butt.
IRS: Now, then, what *service* were you providing? You: Uhhhh....I put these names on a list... IRS: And what service were *you* providing? You: Ummm...
You: Hey, nosy postal worker, get your grubby mitts off of my envelope with the dollar bill inside! PW: Got a problem, pal? BLAM BLAM BLAM You: Aughhhhh......
Yeah, be a *real* pain in the ass and post this shite to ten thousand newsgroups. Give it a real eye-catching name like "XXXX_My 18-Year-Old Horny Wife - jailbait.jpg (01/01)".
After you do all the above steps, sit back and wait for your ISP account to be terminated after your Postmaster gets 10,000 emails about your net abuse. Expect to see this happen in about 2 weeks.
Beavis is becoming a man, sir.
After all, people are stupid. None of the 10,000 people who wrote to your Postmaster will remember this shite.
Like mars.culture.little-green-men.
Oh no! Could this be our very own Slut-Babe? Has she fallen on such hard (huhuhuhuh) times that she's sunk to this???? Sir Spanks, you're in that 'hood...go and save her from herself!!!
Which KBeavDan knows by heart...legal eagle that he is...
IRS: I'm going to ask you one more time. *What* service were you providing? You: Hey! This dude on the Internet said it was legal! What are you doing with my car? IRS: (sigh) Our evidence shows you believe in little green men, too. Bank accounts, please. You: Nooooooooooo!