Todd and Buzzcut
Todd and Earl (without his gun)
McVicker and Mr. Anderson
Van Dreissen and Stewart's dad
Stewart and Daria
Beavis and God
Beavis and God, except this time Beavis has his lighter
Butt-head and Satan
Danny Boner-ducci and Geraldo
Jon Bon Jovi and a stick of bubble gum (original flavor)
The whole Bon Jovi band and GWAR (without the sex slaves)
Buzzcut, easy.
Todd.
Neither of 'em. They were probably both in the Army, so they'd just wind up sitting around and swapping stories about Bataan.
Hmmm...Stewart's dad is a loser, so I'd say Van Dreissen.
Oh God, you even have to ask? Daria'd flick that wuss off like a booger. (Wonder if Daria's got a wild streak in her we don't know about?)
God. But just barely.
I doubt anything in Heaven is flammable...again, God, but just barely.
They wouldn't fight, Butt-Head would be too impressed with Hell.
Bonnaducci, Bonnaducci, BONNADUCCI!
Stick of gum by KO in the 2nd round. 1st round if it's grape.
By the time GWAR got through with Bon Jovi, there wouldn't be enough left to make a stick of gum (original flavor).
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Ia! Ia! Ia Cthulhu!
Buzzcut would personally kill him.
Todd
Mr. Anderson
Van Dreissen
Daria would whomp his little nads
Beavis
Beavis could like burn his nads off!
Satan
Danny Bonerdouchie could like kick him in the nads
stick of bubble gum
GWAR could like just take a dump on Bon Jovi wussies, and they could like suck and stink to death. Whoa, yeah, like I'll hang around for that!
____zap 'em. zap 'em in the [address] ____yea-uh that'd be one less thing that sucks____
Buzzcut
Todd would make this mama's boy weep for mercy.
McVicker- Have you seen how close he is to a nervous breakdown? Never underestimate a man on the edge.
Van Dreissen- Stewart's dad can't even get it up, the wussy.
Daria, most assuredly.
God
Has Beavis been eating beans? He could light his farts with the lighter and blow God to hell.
Satan. Butt-Head is all talk.
Bonaduce. heh hehmmheh Bonaduce, Bonaduce. He kicks ass. As a matter
of fact, Donny Osmond could kick Geraldo's ass, and Bonaduce
kicked his ass, so therefore...bubble gum. pink,girlie bubble gum.
Gwar's bubble gum. (and the sex-slaves' urine).
Fun topic...it kicked Geraldo's ass. Nicki
Hey dude! Didn't you see "manners suck"? In that episode, Van Driessen kicks the manners teacher's ass because he thought the manners guy had hurt Beavis. He was a tiger!
Nicki
VanDreissen would kick anybody's butt. Remember when he got beat up by that bear when B&B were in the woods with Stewart and their camping excursion. That bear got him good, but he lived through it, and he was better by the next episode. See if Mr. Anderson could do that. That bear would have him shredded before he could grab his gun.
(I said grab)
Pantera, cuz he's always pissed cuz his dad kicked his ass when he was a kid.
Ozzy rules!
The glass would kick his ass! (Huh-huh. That like, rhymes or something.)
Uhhh! They both suck! They probably wouldn't even fight!
Metallica, unless the Bubblemen brought along their beachball.
Cornholio could kick anyone's ass! (Did you see how much Butt-Head respected Beavis when he was Cornholio? He even said it was cool!)
Whale, because they have that hobo slumping hobo slut...uh...yeah, heh-heh.
Yeah, yeah! Fight! Y'wanna do somethin' about it? You think you're bad? C'mon, let's go! Right now! Heh-hehheh heh heh-m heh.
Yeah and Cora Anthrax would kick all their asses! Easily, too.
-Jed- also [email]
On Wed, 1 Mar 1995, Azrael Azazel Apophis Apollyon Abaddon wrote:
Neither. Todd would crumble like the sissy that he is when Kyler flashes his kinfe. Then Kyler would carve a butt tattoo on Todd's butt, and they'd become friends.
How 'bout this: Gus Baker vs. Rabid Ron?
Ian Richard Best writes:
That's a tough one. Gus is agile enough to leap over his desk pretty damn fast for a fat dude. Of course, Rabid Ron does have rabies. And he does get some. But I would have to go with Gus if he opted to fall on Ron, cuz the fatter they are the fatter they fall, dude.
Jeff
Now what about a tag team chainsaw match between Gus and Big Bob versus Rabid Ron and Butt-Woman???