Public Cervix Announcement

I have noticed that in some posts, people have gotten carried away with the potty mouths.... Um like butts and weiners are cool, but enough is enough or something.... Let's Clean it Up People... there are chyks out here....

Good idea! Let's set the parameters... 'Choad' is okay, but 'Cunnilingus' is not. 'Nipple' is okay, but 'Ejaculate' is not. You can say 'Sphincter', but you can't say 'Throbbing Erection'. 'Butt Cheek' is fine, but not 'Blow Job'. 'Scrotum' is borderline...well, okay. But just don't say 'Clitoris'. And 'Masturbation'...um...hmmm...that's a pretty good idea... Thank you, drive through.

err.. First Amendment Rights.... uh u uh ;) Serioulsy, if very crude language offends the good ladies of the Ng, I shall do my best to not prolificate the profanity or something ;)

You say that like there's something *wrong* with bad language.

"We use language?" -- Beavis

"Urine" is okay, but "Heavy Menstrual Flow" is not.

Um... if you were at Mass, the reverse would be true.*

You can say "Sperm" but you can't say "Vas Deferens".

Tell *that* to George Michael.

Don't say "Dolores" either. You could like get a lawsuit against you. (Maybe you just better not talk about "Seinfeld" at all.)

Now what did I *just* say about "Seinfeld"?!??!?

That's quite fucking gallant of you, GCRU. However, bad language is no skin off my Flowery Twat. (Basil and Manuel don't fucking mind as well...)

Zamboni's Mom Friend to Goats Doesn't Edit Herself

*For those of you non-Catholics, we do this thing when we beat our breast (heh heh m heh) when these bells ring. It's called an "ejaculation" (I am not making this up). It's like, an urgent prayer or something. Although when dudes ejaculate they usually say something like "Oh God", so I guess it's kind of the same thing.

yeh uh uh I'm like a gentleman or something ;)

no.. that's just to get the blood flowing into those budding Catholic schoolgirl breasts, for when the monsenior is checking them out :)

On 27 Apr 1998 03:10:06 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

    yeh rite, liek the head homeowner monseenyur dued
       wood ackshully look ata *chick* ???????????

watt are yuo, a dumb-ass-ian dumb-ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it bee teh NUNS what look at teh chicks!!!

EEK! wrote in article ...

out

butts, nads, errr, weiners, stiffy - is that acceptable?

Hamster

On Fri, 24 Apr 1998 09:50:32 +0100, "Tom Bird" wrote:

poop!

Tinkle Tinkle

On 24 Apr 1998 01:34:05 GMT, "EEK!" wrote:

yeh yeh!!! !KEE has spoken, and wee will ***OBEY***!!!

       yeh yeh mheh mheh!!! i'ts liek importent two youse
          ****Beavis and Butt-head Style Language*** in
         thissy hear grope, couse reel nautie stuff
        shoows immerturity or somethign anad
        soemtimes lak of respeccs for womyn!!!

       ANAD a few buttmonkies (inclooding Lumpy!)
        comited another hanus ofence recintyly!!!!
            im talkign abote ***CROSS POSTING***!?!?!
        uuuuuuggggghhhhhh!!!!! i dident meen it, soeme
      othere buttgoblin startid it, anad i dident
        dubbelcheck the "newsgroups" box --- UGH!

BOW DOWN TO THE GODDESS EEK! YOU FOOLS!!!

Lumpy the PottyMouthedCrossPostingDumbass Camshaft

  (Note: i said crossPOSTING, not crossDRESSING,
         thats' some other dued!!!
      or bugggs bunniey;;; not me!!!)

           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

uh uh Lumpy commited an *anus offence* ehehe ;)

WHAT?? Talk about CROSS DRESSING???? ehehehehe

ehehe you said *box* - I thought you were kleaing it up? ehehe

yeh ehehe cos then you can look up her skirt ehehe ;)

uh uh he who smelt it dealt it or soemthing ehehehe ;)

Was it the gay ants? The gay antics? Was it the spaghetti guy?

Was it the Budweiser Lizard??? I'll kick his ass for you, if it was.

I appreciate the thought considering I'm a chick and all. but if you plan on cleaning up your language, don't do it on account of the chicks. Trippi

Hey, baby. I'm Grobbus. Wanna, you know...get funky?

Damn your smooth, Grobbus.

LamaSivartDoz wrote in article ...

Damn your smooth what?

I thought I made it perfectly clear a couple of weeks ago re this whole your/you're debate (where some people says it's spelled "you're" and others say it's spelled "your"):

• It doesn't have to be exactly right. *

OK, dude? :)

LamaSivartDoz wrote in article ...

but as Gay Cartoons once said when asked about why he changes someone's name from Italian to pasta, "Because it's funny!"

No offence meant! ;-)

Martin

None taken, dude. My post was entirely tongue in cheek ("cheek"...). But did your run "offence" through your spell-checker? You might get a surprise... mm-heh-heh-heh-hmm.

LamaSivartDoz wrote in article ... :

Hmmmm. Americanized English is a different subject altogether.

a-LOOM-inum? A loom in 'em! Mmm-heh-heh-heh-hmm - in'em

Martin

..hairless butt???

Actually, it's very hairy, butt I keep it shaved. It's a personal thing.

Actually, it's very hairy, butt I keep it shaved. It's a personal thing.

Beard, dude. Ass beard.

LamaSivartDoz wrote:

Some of us just have a way with the ladies, uh huhuhuh.

On Sat, 25 Apr 1998 13:09:48 -0600, "Trippi" wrote:

Whoa, another chick in the group! Cool. Boi-oi-oi-ng!!

Yeah... boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-ng-ng-ng-ng! That's one long weiner I've got!

yeh... let the chicks have a turn at cussing! ;)