Butt-head: "That would be cool if girls like, did what you wanted" Beavis: "Yeah, mm mm you could make 'em like come over and like do your chores and stuff..." Butt-head: "Uhh, how old are you, Beavis?"
This one is guaranteed to make me laugh every time I see it!
I was glad to see someone share a favorite quote, because whenever I talk about this show with people who watch it, all we ever try to do is think of the quotes. Some faves:
Butthead: "That fish has a face on its butt. I wish I had a face on my butt."
Butthead: "Mass transit is cool."
Butthead: "Uhh-hhh, you said reach around."
More?
In article [email] (G.
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Butthead: Drums, guitars and death...they finally got it right.
Butthead: I'm pretty cool, Beavis, but I can't change the future.
I don't know, for some reason, that line killed me, as you can probably tell from the .sig :-)
BH: "In the name of all that does not suck..."
BH"Shut up, go away we're like closed or something"
My favorite moment is when they're watching Bobby Brown's 'Humping Around' video and they have this conversation.
BH: Did he say 'Humping A Hound'?
B: Yeah. That would be cool. (or something like that)
BH: It would?
my fav quote-- BH: "We used uhhh... stomach grease."
Cool quotes omitted...
Bekki Lynn, WHERE ARE YOU??????
How about this one......
Butthead: How do you please to these charges against you of ..... uh......uh Beavis:Tresspassing! Butthead: Yeah....huh,huh...Tresspassing! And buzzing around and getting in my face and stuff. How do you please to these charges? Beavis: The defense rests. Butthead: I hearby sentence you do die by ... um...huh,huh....um....huh,huh... huh,huh,huh,huh,huh-Sawin' off your tweeter!
Sorry about minor mistakes(done from memory), but this scene always cracks me up.
Butthead : Huh,huh...He said crack.
-Bob
Ecuse me if thsi has been posted before, but it bares repeating...
BH-Wouldn't it be cool if girls did whatever you told them?"
B-Yeah then you could make them come over and mow the lawn and do your chaores and stuff.
BH-Uh, yeah... How old are you Beavis?
I always laugh at this one...
nathan
I always liked the quote, "Sometimes I get morning wood in the late afternoon."
How about these?
Whoa! It's that Paul Schaeffer dude in the back!
Christ is cool! Heh, Heh, Heh...
Excuse me Beavis, I have to go spank my monkey.
Roughly remembered...
Butthead: "*garble* Tacos, burritos, *garble* Rico Suave!"
Beavis: "Taco Supreme... Spaghetti.. he he he"
I laughed my ass off at that... they did such justice to the Spanish language
he he he, I said ass
DJ Rev
Butthead: I'll kick your ass like a wuss!
Butthead: Look, it's that Grim Rapper dude! (While seeing Death)
Has anyone noticed that all the good quotes are from Butt-head?
Isn't this proof enough that Butt-head is smarter? ==
Bob Seattle, Washington
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Is everyone is Seattle cool? Yup, you can just walk up to anyone in Seattle and they'll be cool!
In a previous article, [email] (Donald Davis) says:
^^^^^^^^ Actually, that was Beavis who said that, when they were watching "Cigarette Dangles", a video by a group called Pursuit of Happiness (the video with all the words in it).
Beavis & Butthead watching Deelite "groove is in the heart":
"It's Bootsie!" "Bootsie's cool!..." "He's from outer space!"
That's one of my fave's...
Or for example when they say about Judas Priest: "That dude is old!" Or Aerosmith "Living on the edge": "Aerosmith's cool!..." "Even if they're all like.. 50..." "That one guy is 59..."
Uh huh huh huh uh huh...
Any more european B&BH fans out there?...
In article , [email] (Patrick Schrama ) writes: [deleted stuff]
huh....that's 60 and 69....assmunch. (no flame intended:-) That was cool...huh.
My favs....... Can't remember the video, but Beavis says "Change it! Or Kill me!"
Another caring moment: When Butthead [watching Boy George/Culture Club's Karma Chameleon(sp)] notes that this must be the future. Beavis "The future sucks, change it." BH "I may be cool Beavis, but even I can't change the future"
Yes I found that out myself as well... Huh uh huh huh... I felt really dumb... uuuuh... heheh uh hmm uhuh huh huh.... I expected an answer like this sooner or later......
Another on of my fave's was: "I feel like killing myself..." "I feel like killing you..."
I don't remember in what episode this was, anyone know? (probably yes)... uh huh huh hu uh huh...
Butthead. ...er I mean Patrick... huh huh...
uh huh huh he he huh hmm huh huh huh uh huh hmm huh huh huh uh uh hmm uh huh hu h h u BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD rule! "FIRE! FIRE FIRE FIRE" "Let's burn something!..." u h h mm uh huh huh huh hmm huh huh he he hmm huh huh uh huh uh hmm uh uh hmm uh huhm
What is, "The butt", Alex.
When you're famous, you can just walk up to chicks and say, "Give me some." And they do.
<Butthead at burger world using cash register> beep beep beep Uhhh beep beep It's uhh beep beep It's free i guess
I have this on my computer, and it makes me laugh everytime i hear it dave
COLORTRAN PACKS SUCK!! Ask me why! COLORTRAN PACKS SUCK!! I NEED MORE BASS!!! I CAN STILL SEE!!!! LONG LIVE HOWARD STERN!!!! My .sig keeps growing, and growing, and growing.
How about at Babes 'R' Us: "It is the radical empire to all that which is radical".
And "Not today boys. Come back when you've got some pubes." (Is that David Spade doing that voice? It certainly sounds that way.)
-The Flottman
Yeah, I thought that was David Spade too! Maybe we're right---
"Don't make me smack you"
At BurgerWorld:
"Uh, welcome to the world. Can I take your order?" -- Butthead
+ Dude, pull my finger! -- B. Head Beavis: Nothing? BH: SBD Huh,huh,huh That was cool!
My favorite line concerns the visit to the military recruiter, who promises them they can get stationed at Fort Dix.
Butt-Head: "Is that anywhere near Fort Nuts?"
Two actually...
The best one isn't even by Beavis or Butthead. It's during the one where Butthead is dreaming about air-guitaring in Houston. They scan the crowd and they show some southern guy yellin' "Play some Skynnyrd!" That gets me every time.
The other one is when Butthead is telling the joke about the guy who cleans up elephant dung. There's no way I can do it from memory, but just the thought of it gets me laughing.
---Dougy G.---
"The Lunatic is in My Head"(During "Everbody have Fun Tonight") BH:What's that guy in the back doing? B:He's Wang Chunging!
"Boy, is she stupid."
-Ben