A picture of HRH the Queen of Buttland has been added to my homepage, so that we commoners may gaze upon the countenance of Her Majesty and tremble in awe and stuff....
(jpgs don't resolve very well with Nutscrape, so I'm gonna up the resolution and try it as a gif tomorrow)
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On 25 Jan 1996, Peter R. Johnson wrote:
Yeah....I scored...huh huh uh huh huh huh huh.... :D
Understood, Mr. Johnson. Will PB forgive me? _____________________________________________________________________________
In article that didn't know what the hell he was talking about;
Bill "Suks"censki dumped:
| |Yeah....I scored...huh huh uh huh huh huh huh.... :D
Dong: "Uhhh, not so fast, huhuhu huhuhuhu. That wasn't a chick. It's like that
beer commercial where those four dudes come in and it's like, lady's
night? And dressed up like chicks? huhuhu huhuhuhu huhuhuhuhuhu....."Bill: "No way, really? heh heh."
Dong: "Yeah, huh huh. You're really dumb, huhuhu huhuhuhuhuhu....."
Bill: "No way, um, really? hehehehehehe...."
Dong: "Yeah, huhuhu huhuhuhu huhuhuhu......"
Bill: "Um, heh heh, *he* had pretty nice boobs for a dude, though, mheh heh hehehehe..."
Dong: "Uhhhhhhhhh, yeah, I guess so, huhuhu huhuhuhu huhuhuhuhuhu......."
In a homosexual article that makes me sick to my stomach, a closet case "Bill-lover", (Dong-Ick Lee) wrote:
Dong, it's quite obvious that you are jealous of Allison and are trying to get Bill away from her and score with him. Dear, dear Dong, that just isn't Bill's cup of tea. I would love to take you to a Homo's Annonymos meeting and help you overcome your sexual misorientation. Please give me a call at 55-EXLEZ and we can work out a time that is convienient for you. Again, it would mean the world to me as it hurts me to see people on the dark side.
With hetero-love, Veronique
On Wed, 31 Jan 1996, Veronique ("The Bubble") LaBoulle wrote:
<Long Duk Dong's homoerotic fantasy snipped>
Veronique,
You do Cub Scouts and small lapdogs the world over a great service in attempting to draw Dong away from his baser buttknocking instincts. My bunghole thanks you.
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In article , "Stu L. Sample" wrote:
Yeah, that too.
No, she just wanted to like, do me, but it was too late. I straightened up. Is there anything you would like to discuss about _your_ sexual orientation Mr. Sample?
Veronique LaBoulle
Hey, Bill, why don't you and Allison stop by the Dungeon sometime? I'm into boobs and other things . . . .
Switch Hitter
On 9 Feb 1996, Switch Hitter wrote:
Not much into shagging balls....so I won't be $tepping up to the plate anytime $oon. _____________________________________________________________________________
On Fri, 9 Feb 1996, Bill Sekscenski wrote:
Uhhh.....wait a minute.....wai-i-i-i-i-i-t a minute....
This isn't PB....(mea culpa)
JH, I presume? I'm _still_ not interested. _____________________________________________________________________________
Bill Sekscenski wrote:
That's okay, Bill. PB wouldn't be in$ulted to have his work mistaken for "Switch Hitter's" or vice versa.
Barry D. Bohn, Esq. Attorney to the $tar$
In article , [email] (Dong-Ick Lee) wrote:
Uh, Mr. Lee, where were YOU during the war, huh? Yeah, now that the bullets have stopped flying and the sonsabitches who actually made this newsgroup safe for idiocy are kicking back and enjoying a few cold ones, here you come impugning the chestality of our Queen Allison of Buttland. Better hope Joe Basilone doesn't come down and lay a smack down on your ass, and stuff.
Welcome back anyway, Dong. We missed ya, dude. Done with comps yet?
$ir Richard Pumpaloaf
In article ,
Heh heh heh... sorry Dong-o, but you are incorrect... although compared to your inflatable girlfriends, well, yeah, I guess I'm pretty flat... uh huh huh huh....
Love Allison Buttland
"If you're not a cartoon, stove gas will kill you."
And besides, the Queen of Buttland would look good with or without large thingies. I could see doing it either way....
In article , Switch Hitter wrote:
Whoa! Um, like, hey baby. Wanna, like,, get me on? Uh... or something... No wait, I think that's your line. Umm.. like, what high school do you go to? Um wait, no that's not it either... uhhhh.... heh heh heh...
"If you're not a cartoon, stove gas will kill you."
In article ,
Yeah... he's so smooth he's got hair on his hands.
Allison Buttland
"If you're not a cartoon, stove gas will kill you."
On Mon, 29 Jan 1996, Veronique ("The Bubble") LaBoulle wrote:
Hey _baby_....wanna, like, get _me_ on?
This is gonna be cool.....
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In article ,
Dammit Veronique!!! Quit it! I think I understand what you're up to now. You're still pissed at me because I'm not, never was and never will be a dyke like you were, so you're trying to interfere with my scoring-life. Heh heh... I don't think so. Bill doesn't like lessies okay? Now beat it before I bust out the anvils! Stop posing as me, beeeeotch!
The REAL Allison Buttland
"If you're not a cartoon, stove gas will kill you."