Beavis is God

B: I Don't want gimmicks, I want a long distance phone company I can count on.

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Beavis RULES THE WORLD!!

No way assmunch, Butthead rules. He's pretty cool! hu hu.

--Ray.

Fools. Don't you know Barney rules? The Future is with the Purple One.

Rob

In article , [email] (Robert W. Hall) writes:

I've got a purple one for ya... right here!

The only thing cooler than bands that get chicks are bands that scare chicks.

(or something like that....huh huh huh...)

Stinky

Hey where'd my sig.file go?????

Most sublime Beavis quote: (at the shark tank)

Butthead: So, did you do it cuz you were smart, or did you do it cuz you were scared?

Beavis: Heh heh, I did cuz it felt good.

Any questions?

Tenebrae et Mendacii,

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			       JAY	- + -
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Here are two of my favorites.

Scene: Beavis & Butthead are reading a girlie magazine. Store Clerk: "Are you going to buy something or stare all day." Butthead: "Uh, I'm gonna stare all day!"

Scene: Beavis & Butthead have just trashed some equipment in a sperm bank
       after making a deposit.
Sperm Bank Employee:  "You're going to pay for this!"
Butthead: (with a fistfull of cash) "Would you like that in cash or should
         I just go spank the monkey again!"

-Joe

Or when they are running in the sperm bank: Butthead: Hes fallen and cant get it up. . .

[email] (Brennon D Rankin) writes:

Wait a minute, has this one been mentione " THE ANGLE OF THE DANGLE IS INVERSELY PROPORTIONAL TO THE HEAT OF THE BEAT"

bEAVIS

[email] (Stinky) writes:

Dude get it right

[email] (Matt C. Comstock) writes:

    he's right, dude.  what you have to realize is that
      1) if you are in a band, you automaticaly get chicks.
      2) if your band is cool, then you get lots of chicks.
	   (that's more than if your band sucks).

If you're like... Famous?... You can like, just walk up to chicks and say, "Gimme Some..."

Beavis: No dude, you light it, then spray. No No, you light it, then spray. yeah yeah, light it then spray.

Kiefer .

clerk: you gonna pay for that? Butthead: "uhhh...I guess so" clerk: "you guessed right" Butthead: "oh yeah, what do I win?"

Matt

from Politically Correct-

Bh: Share your feelings with the group. B: Don't edit yourself, huh huh.

Killer lines:

BH: Uh... Huh huh, (to Beavis) can I have a hug? B: AHHHHH! Don't touch me fartknocker! I'll wound your inner child, then, kick you ass!

NNTP-Posting-Host: am.ucsc.edu

no, it goes like: aaaaaaaah, don't touch me ass wipe!! i'll wound your inner child.. then i'll kick your ass!!

Mr. Anderson:

Fries, pie, coffee?... Fries, pie, coffee?... Y'all got that in there???

A couple of my favourites....

Butthead: Uhh, those would be our special curly fries, sir.

Buzzcut: Kick me in the jimmy! Butthead: No way! Buzzcut: Do it! (Butthead kicks him) Buzzcut: yyyyYYYYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Beavis: The future sucks. Change it! Butthead: I'm pretty cool, Beavis, but I can't change the future.

Butthead: This is the coolest frog that ever was. And I've seen a lot of frogs come and go.

Butthead: He's a lipstick-wearing, whining wussy.

Beavis: He's good! Butthead: He's God!

uhh....or something.

Huh huh, huh huh. That was cool.

[email] (Todd R. Haverstock) writes:

"I think birth-control is a very important issue in a woman's life. I've looked at all the options, and I'm using the sponge." Huh-huh, that was cool!

Another favorite:

Classic Line:

When I was young, I had no sense, I took a wiz on an electric fence, It hurt so hard, It shocked my balls, I took a crap in my overalls.

"Beavis is God"

-jay

Beavis: Hey..old guy...there's a duck after you! bh: that's not funny beavis!

Someone fill in the next line.

Another good Beavis line:

[watching TV ad for the circus/sideshow]

Butthead: Where's the guy with 2 butts? Beavis: he's sitting right next to me.

--elana

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Beavis must be God - he did a report on feces.

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hmmm-hmhmmh-hmmhuh...oh yeah hmmmh-hhuhmm

--jeffh change it or kill me...

And who could forget that classic:

"The streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers."

About the only good thing to come out of "Citizen Butt-head."

What about "Chalk one up for the Secret Cervix" or

McD: So what did you boys learn from this experience?
b: Well we learned that if you don't have a pass you'll get your
   ass kick by the CIA.
bh: but if you do have a pass, the President of the United States
    will kiss your ass.

huhuhuh (hehehehemmhmmmhmm) huhuhuhhh

or..."Give him the choke hold! the CHOKE HOLD! hehehehehehmmm"

or..."Testes, testes...1,2..3?"

or...the teachers in conference

Teach1 "We could kill them?" Teach2 "that would be cool." all "huhuhuh huhuhu huhuhuhuhuh"

too bad all this fun a joy had to be spread out over a half-hour.

"ZAP Him! Zap him in the BUTT!"

"Shut-up Butthead! They're going to use the Tazer! The Tazer, the TAZER! "

How about: "Check it out... it's MacGyver!" "Can you pick locks?" when the security-type with the sunglasses jumps out in front of B&BH?

In [email] writes:

B: If think birth control is a very important issue in a woman's life. I've studied all the options...

They say that barney is the devil. A religious group is trying to get him of the air over here in FL. They say that he is the anti christ or somthing to that affect.....Besides i belonge to the NBHF <National Barney Hate Foundation>. But i have to say the best thing Beavis and butt Head have ever done is the Video with CHER<--------SEX TOY....:)

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This Barney Hate Group thing is going way out of hand!

Satan? I don't think so! What is this world coming to?

In my computer graphics class I am doing a computer animation in which Barney is being worshiped by ten or so kids. And while they are all bowing and singing praises to the great purple one barney Metamorphs into David Koresh ( the Dude from Waco) and back to Barney. I love it. Please comment by net not e-mail thanx!!!

In article , [email] (Brennon D Rankin) writes...

where could i get a copy?

I bet a lot of us would like a copy-can you put it up somewhere and leave a message in this group with the location (when it is ready of course, no pressure, I just want to see it!)

ObBnB 'Huh-uh we're there dude' (which .wav file makes an excellent windows welcome message)

If you have an amiga with Dpaint it would be possible. It is so funny. I will try to convert to a stand alone as soon as possible. :)