REPOST BnB FAQ v1.01

Jan 14, 1994, 10:39 AM ET6 posts by 4 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
6 posts
prvalkoalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Hey Tim, I am a dumbass and don't know how to send this to you direct for updating/editing. But, I've added a few things...

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Please send updates to Tim Zickus: '[email]'.

Thanks to all who have contributed material including :

Paul Valko [email]

Contents

  • Questions & Answers
  • Episode List & Synopsis
  • Internet Sources for B&B Material

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Q:  Who are Beavis and Butthead?
A:  Beavis and Butthead (B&B, bnb, B-n-B, etc) are the cartoon creations
    of Mike Judge.  They are a pair of 15 year old boys who have not
    much to do other than sit around and watch music videos.

Q. They don't have a job? A. They have irregular employment at a place called "Burger World."

Q. Where were they first seen? A. B&B made there first appearance during MTV's "Liquid Television." Since then, they have been featured in their own program.

Q. Didn't they kill a cat on their show. A. Nope. They were accused of PAINTING Mr. Anderson's cat's butt.

Q. Who is Mr. Anderson? A. The old WW2 vet who lives in the neighborhood.

Q. Where is that? A. Ohio, Texas, and New York have all been suggested. Most people tend to think it is Ohio as they have no accent.

Q.  What's the deal with "fire?"
A.  The media blamed BnB for inciting a 5 year old kid to burn down the
    family's mobile home.  MTV, ball-less wusses that they are, decided
    to remove all references to "fire" from the program, thus validating
    the media's claim.

Q. Who is smarter? A. Mike Judge on the David Letterman Show said Butthead was smarter.

Q: What does 'choad' mean? A: 'choad' could be an euphemism for 'penis' it more likely is a nonsensical word.

Q. What is cool? A. Anything in or from Seattle, Washington is cool.

Q. Who could kick Axl's ass? A. Anyone. Even 13 year olds like Kris Kross.

Q. What do BnB say that David Lee Roth is doing, right now. A. Right now, he's trying to convince some chick that he used to be the lead singer for Van Halen.

Q. What is the strongest BnB music video compliment? A. A resounding and repeated, " Y E S S S ! ! !"

Q. What's the worse pan? A. A wordless changing of the channel.

Q. Do they like ALL videos? A. Nope. In the "early" days, they panned virtually everything, deservingly-so.

Q.  Did a band ever kick Mike Judge's ass?
A.  No.  He once met a guy from an english band that BnB ripped and the
    musician said he was a big BnB fan and would have lost all respect
    for them if they had liked his video.

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[I have not seen all of these...if anyone has TV-guide style descriptions, favorite quotes, and/or video lists for these episodes, let me know! - Tim]

At the Movies
	Perhaps the all-time classic?  BnB sneak into the drive-in,
	blow up the toilets and concession stand with M-80's, grab a
	ton of candy and tie-up the security guard.
At the Sideshow
	BnB talk to the lady contortionist
	BH :  Uhhh, can you pick your butt with your nose?
Babes 'R Us
	BnB try to watch female mud wrestlers
	Swishy-Ticket-Seller: Nuh-uh, not today boys. Come back when
			      you grow some pubes, 'Kay?

Baby Makes, Uh, Three BnB lug around a five pound sack as a life-studies experiment

Ball Breakers
	The boys steal Mr. Anderson's bowling ball.
	BH: Close your eyes... it feels better.
Balloon
	BnB buy a bunch of helium balloons, Beavis floats off
	B:  Butt-Head, this sucks!  Get me down!
Be All You Can Be
	BnB almost enlist in the Army
	Sarge:  Let's see, which one of you is 'Major Woody' and
		which one of you is 'Private Parts?'

Bedpans and Broomsticks BnB Steal a hospital gurney and are chased down

Beware of the Butt
	BnB get caught peeking into a van at the drive in.
	BH (to Beavis) : Why are you so interested in my butt, dude?

Blood Drive BnB sell blood so that they can go to the movies.

Buff -N- Stuff
	The boys get self-esteem lessons in the gym.
	Buzzcut:  Kick me in the jimmy!
Burger World
	BnB have fun on the job.
	Anderson:  Large fries, pie, large coffee, pronto.
Canoe
	BnB go on a wilderness trip with Steward and Mr. Van Driesen
	Mr. Van Driesen:  Stewart, help me pitch a tent.

Car Wash

Citizen Butthead (double)
	The boys get a pass and meet Slick Willie.
	BH (into P.A.) : Testes, testes... one... two, uhhh three?
Cleaning House
	BnB "clean" Mr. Van Driesen's house and wreck his 8-track
	collection.

Closing Time BnB close up Burger World for the night

Comedians BnB do stand-up and burn down the Comedy Club

Couch Fishing
	Beavis & Butthead go "fishing" from the living room.
	Stewart:  "Whoa! A zener diode!"

Customers Suck BnB at Burger World, insulting customers.

Eating Contest BnB enter a bratworst eating contest

For Better or Verse never seen

Foreign Exchange
	BnB host a japanese exchange student
	Mr. Anderson (while going on and on and on about the old days)
		     : Yeah, I don't like to talk about the old days...
Friday Night
	BnB hang out at a party store hoping to score
	Beavis (seeing the biker chick):  I'm getting a stiffy!

Frog Baseball never seen - probably a Liquid Television short?

Good Credit BnB take off with Mr. Anderson's credit cards.

Heroes
	BnB visit Bob's Fancy Skeet and bag a Boeing 747.
	Bob (Standing in front of a HUGE "You must be 18" sign)
	    : Try this again... you boys 18?"
	BH  : Uhhh, no
Ho Ho Huh Huh
	1993 Christmas Special
	Beavis:  Christmas is a celebration of the birth of our
		 Lord, Jesus Christ

Home Improvement

Incognito
	BnB are threatened by Earl, they go "inburrito" to hide.
	Earl : Nice try... Beaver and Butt-plug.
Insect Court
	This is probably "Lawn and Garden" but also could be a show
	from Liquid Television.
	Beavis:  Saw off his tweeter!

Kidnapped (double)

Lawn and Garden
	A classic, BnB are hired by Anderson to trim his tree.
	BH: We'll have to charge you extra, sir.   We pruned
	    the house too.
Meet God
	BnB get picked up by a cult and meet the leader, "God."
	Van Driver:  This is God.  You can call him "Hank."
Naked Colony
	Beavis & Butthead visit a nudist colony.
	BH: "We saw naked people!"
No Laughing
	BnB are forced to go without laughing in class, for a day.
	Buzzcut: We're going to be discussing the PENIS, the Vagina
		 and we are most certainly going to talk a lot
		 about MASTURBATION!

Peace, Love, and Understanding The boys go to a Monster Truck show. Chaos errupts.

Petitions Suck
	BnB go door to door to collect signatures for Van Driesen.
	Mr. Van Driesen :  Rosey Palm and her five sisters?!
			   C'mon guys, couldn't you get them to
			   all sign it?
Plate Frisbee
	BnB play frisbee with Stewart's mom's rare plate.
	"EZ-Light Matches" semi-truck driver just before colliding
	with the fuel tanker:
		Looks like I'm gonna crash, yup, I'm gonna crash
Politically Correct
	The boys run for student council treasurer.
	B:  Don't touch me!  I'll wound your inner child, then
	    I'll kick your ass
Scared Straight
	Beavis & Butthead visit a prison.
	Prisoner: Something tells me we'll be seeing those boys again.

Scientific Stuff BnB work with Daria on a science project.

Scratch 'n Win
	The boys buy 99 cents worth of gas...the hard way.
	B: "Could we, like, get it in a bag?  That would be cool."
Sick
	Voted "Most Disgusting Episode" on alt.tv.b-n-b
	BH: We're like, sick or something...
	B : Yeah! heheheh We need the leading description cold remedy
Sperm Bank
	The boys exchange sperm for cash.
	BH: "There's plenty more where that came from!"
Sporting Goods
	BnB go out to buy athletic supporters, get photographed
	Salesman:  What is it you boys need?
	BnB : hehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehheheheheheh

Stewart's House BnB visit Stewart, sniff stove gas, and blow up the kitchen.

The Butt-Head Experience
	Butthead dreams of giving a concert while working at Burger World.
	BH:  I was about to have a wet dream!
The Crush
	BnB develop a "crush" on Todd, a local hood.
	Todd: What preschoolers left their tricycles in my spot?
The Trial
	BnB go on trial for egging Anderson's house
	BnB : First you throw the eggs, then repeat after me,
	      'heh heheh huh heh'
True Crime
	Beavis gets an ATM to cough up some cash.
	Michael Jordan:  ...my password, "BALLS."  How did they know
			 I was a pro?
Tornado
	The boys experience a tornado and almost get laid.
	Trailer Chicks:  Will you be our last boyfriends on earth?
Washing the Dog
	Mr. Anderson's dog gets the Beavis & Butthead treatment.
	BH: "Hey Mr. Anderson, are you gonna, like, die soon?"

Way Down Mexico Way RARE double episode, never to be seen again, M-80's and drugs.

Yogurt's Cool BnB try yogurt, hate it, smear it all over the mall.

Young Gifted and Crude BnB cheat on an IQ test are are placed in the "Gifted" program

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  • E-Mail:

Adam Curry maintains an e-mail site for MTV:

		[email]          - uh like, Beavis
		[email]        - uh like, Butthead
		[email]     - the choad-smokers at MTV programming
  • FTP Sites:
	vela.acs.oakland.edu
	/pub/sound/beevis       <== note the misspelling!
	LOTS of soundclips in .wav and .au formats
	quartz.rutgers.edu
	pub/tv+movies/beavis
	Episode List and FAQ and stuff

Uhhhhhh, what's with all those Control M's??? vi sucks.

Anybody know How I'm supposed to upload with all that crap in there?

huhuhuhuh I said crap.

=paul=

[email] (prvalko) writes:

You can add:

	ftp.ee.pdx.edu
	/pub/bnb
	Pics, Sounds, Episode Lists, FAQ's and more!
to your FAQ...  ;-)
Chaos. Live it. Learn it. Be it. [email]

Uhhhhhhh.....

You suck. They were on Spike and Mike's Festval of twisted animation like three or four years ago.

Uhhhhh...

Wrong! This is the episode from the Festival of Twisted Animation.

John

John White [email] Prelaw Caltech Undergrad

In article , John Carlos White wrote:

Wrong! I remember seeing it ion Liquid TV.....

I wonder if they'll censor those episodes out of liquid tv? that would be most hypocritical, seeing as Billy and Bobby make Beavis and Butt-Head look like..... like the same thing they are now that their censored!

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