Hey Tim, I am a dumbass and don't know how to send this to you direct for updating/editing. But, I've added a few things...
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o o o o o T H E B E A V I S A N D B U T T H E A D F A Q o o o o o o Release 1.01 - 10 Jan 94 o o o o o ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Please send updates to Tim Zickus: '[email]'.
Thanks to all who have contributed material including :
Paul Valko [email]
Contents
- Questions & Answers
- Episode List & Synopsis
- Internet Sources for B&B Material
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Q: Who are Beavis and Butthead?
A: Beavis and Butthead (B&B, bnb, B-n-B, etc) are the cartoon creations
of Mike Judge. They are a pair of 15 year old boys who have not
much to do other than sit around and watch music videos.Q. They don't have a job? A. They have irregular employment at a place called "Burger World."
Q. Where were they first seen? A. B&B made there first appearance during MTV's "Liquid Television." Since then, they have been featured in their own program.
Q. Didn't they kill a cat on their show. A. Nope. They were accused of PAINTING Mr. Anderson's cat's butt.
Q. Who is Mr. Anderson? A. The old WW2 vet who lives in the neighborhood.
Q. Where is that? A. Ohio, Texas, and New York have all been suggested. Most people tend to think it is Ohio as they have no accent.
Q. What's the deal with "fire?"
A. The media blamed BnB for inciting a 5 year old kid to burn down the
family's mobile home. MTV, ball-less wusses that they are, decided
to remove all references to "fire" from the program, thus validating
the media's claim.Q. Who is smarter? A. Mike Judge on the David Letterman Show said Butthead was smarter.
Q: What does 'choad' mean? A: 'choad' could be an euphemism for 'penis' it more likely is a nonsensical word.
Q. What is cool? A. Anything in or from Seattle, Washington is cool.
Q. Who could kick Axl's ass? A. Anyone. Even 13 year olds like Kris Kross.
Q. What do BnB say that David Lee Roth is doing, right now. A. Right now, he's trying to convince some chick that he used to be the lead singer for Van Halen.
Q. What is the strongest BnB music video compliment? A. A resounding and repeated, " Y E S S S ! ! !"
Q. What's the worse pan? A. A wordless changing of the channel.
Q. Do they like ALL videos? A. Nope. In the "early" days, they panned virtually everything, deservingly-so.
Q. Did a band ever kick Mike Judge's ass?
A. No. He once met a guy from an english band that BnB ripped and the
musician said he was a big BnB fan and would have lost all respect
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[I have not seen all of these...if anyone has TV-guide style descriptions, favorite quotes, and/or video lists for these episodes, let me know! - Tim]
At the Movies Perhaps the all-time classic? BnB sneak into the drive-in, blow up the toilets and concession stand with M-80's, grab a ton of candy and tie-up the security guard.
At the Sideshow BnB talk to the lady contortionist BH : Uhhh, can you pick your butt with your nose?
Babes 'R Us BnB try to watch female mud wrestlers Swishy-Ticket-Seller: Nuh-uh, not today boys. Come back when you grow some pubes, 'Kay?
Baby Makes, Uh, Three BnB lug around a five pound sack as a life-studies experiment
Ball Breakers The boys steal Mr. Anderson's bowling ball. BH: Close your eyes... it feels better.
Balloon BnB buy a bunch of helium balloons, Beavis floats off B: Butt-Head, this sucks! Get me down!
Be All You Can Be BnB almost enlist in the Army Sarge: Let's see, which one of you is 'Major Woody' and which one of you is 'Private Parts?'
Bedpans and Broomsticks BnB Steal a hospital gurney and are chased down
Beware of the Butt BnB get caught peeking into a van at the drive in. BH (to Beavis) : Why are you so interested in my butt, dude?
Blood Drive BnB sell blood so that they can go to the movies.
Buff -N- Stuff The boys get self-esteem lessons in the gym. Buzzcut: Kick me in the jimmy!
Burger World BnB have fun on the job. Anderson: Large fries, pie, large coffee, pronto.
Canoe BnB go on a wilderness trip with Steward and Mr. Van Driesen Mr. Van Driesen: Stewart, help me pitch a tent.
Car Wash
Citizen Butthead (double) The boys get a pass and meet Slick Willie. BH (into P.A.) : Testes, testes... one... two, uhhh three?
Cleaning House BnB "clean" Mr. Van Driesen's house and wreck his 8-track collection.
Closing Time BnB close up Burger World for the night
Comedians BnB do stand-up and burn down the Comedy Club
Couch Fishing Beavis & Butthead go "fishing" from the living room. Stewart: "Whoa! A zener diode!"
Customers Suck BnB at Burger World, insulting customers.
Eating Contest BnB enter a bratworst eating contest
For Better or Verse never seen
Foreign Exchange BnB host a japanese exchange student Mr. Anderson (while going on and on and on about the old days) : Yeah, I don't like to talk about the old days...
Friday Night BnB hang out at a party store hoping to score Beavis (seeing the biker chick): I'm getting a stiffy!
Frog Baseball never seen - probably a Liquid Television short?
Good Credit BnB take off with Mr. Anderson's credit cards.
Heroes BnB visit Bob's Fancy Skeet and bag a Boeing 747. Bob (Standing in front of a HUGE "You must be 18" sign) : Try this again... you boys 18?" BH : Uhhh, no
Ho Ho Huh Huh 1993 Christmas Special Beavis: Christmas is a celebration of the birth of our Lord, Jesus Christ
Home Improvement
Incognito BnB are threatened by Earl, they go "inburrito" to hide. Earl : Nice try... Beaver and Butt-plug.
Insect Court This is probably "Lawn and Garden" but also could be a show from Liquid Television. Beavis: Saw off his tweeter!
Kidnapped (double)
Lawn and Garden A classic, BnB are hired by Anderson to trim his tree. BH: We'll have to charge you extra, sir. We pruned the house too.
Meet God BnB get picked up by a cult and meet the leader, "God." Van Driver: This is God. You can call him "Hank."
Naked Colony Beavis & Butthead visit a nudist colony. BH: "We saw naked people!"
No Laughing BnB are forced to go without laughing in class, for a day. Buzzcut: We're going to be discussing the PENIS, the Vagina and we are most certainly going to talk a lot about MASTURBATION!
Peace, Love, and Understanding The boys go to a Monster Truck show. Chaos errupts.
Petitions Suck BnB go door to door to collect signatures for Van Driesen. Mr. Van Driesen : Rosey Palm and her five sisters?! C'mon guys, couldn't you get them to all sign it?
Plate Frisbee BnB play frisbee with Stewart's mom's rare plate. "EZ-Light Matches" semi-truck driver just before colliding with the fuel tanker: Looks like I'm gonna crash, yup, I'm gonna crash
Politically Correct The boys run for student council treasurer. B: Don't touch me! I'll wound your inner child, then I'll kick your ass
Scared Straight Beavis & Butthead visit a prison. Prisoner: Something tells me we'll be seeing those boys again.
Scientific Stuff BnB work with Daria on a science project.
Scratch 'n Win The boys buy 99 cents worth of gas...the hard way. B: "Could we, like, get it in a bag? That would be cool."
Sick Voted "Most Disgusting Episode" on alt.tv.b-n-b BH: We're like, sick or something... B : Yeah! heheheh We need the leading description cold remedy
Sperm Bank The boys exchange sperm for cash. BH: "There's plenty more where that came from!"
Sporting Goods BnB go out to buy athletic supporters, get photographed Salesman: What is it you boys need? BnB : hehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehheheheheheh
Stewart's House BnB visit Stewart, sniff stove gas, and blow up the kitchen.
The Butt-Head Experience Butthead dreams of giving a concert while working at Burger World. BH: I was about to have a wet dream!
The Crush BnB develop a "crush" on Todd, a local hood. Todd: What preschoolers left their tricycles in my spot?
The Trial BnB go on trial for egging Anderson's house BnB : First you throw the eggs, then repeat after me, 'heh heheh huh heh'
True Crime Beavis gets an ATM to cough up some cash. Michael Jordan: ...my password, "BALLS." How did they know I was a pro?
Tornado The boys experience a tornado and almost get laid. Trailer Chicks: Will you be our last boyfriends on earth?
Washing the Dog Mr. Anderson's dog gets the Beavis & Butthead treatment. BH: "Hey Mr. Anderson, are you gonna, like, die soon?"
Way Down Mexico Way RARE double episode, never to be seen again, M-80's and drugs.
Yogurt's Cool BnB try yogurt, hate it, smear it all over the mall.
Young Gifted and Crude BnB cheat on an IQ test are are placed in the "Gifted" program
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- E-Mail:
Adam Curry maintains an e-mail site for MTV:
[email] - uh like, Beavis [email] - uh like, Butthead [email] - the choad-smokers at MTV programming
- FTP Sites:
vela.acs.oakland.edu /pub/sound/beevis <== note the misspelling! LOTS of soundclips in .wav and .au formats
quartz.rutgers.edu pub/tv+movies/beavis Episode List and FAQ and stuff