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This movie sucked, even the explosions weren't as good as some video you'd see on TV, but at least the director's name was "Andrew Vajna."

Huh, huh. Well, I guess that actually made it kinda cool.

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If I was a movie critic, it wouldn't matter how much a movie sucked when the director has a name like that. "King Turd says two butts up!"

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If it worked that way, Seymour Butts would get a whole lot of Oscars...

'And the winner of the award for best motion picture goes to...' 'The Bitches of Madison County, Seymour Butts producer'

That would be cool.

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That guy rules. I heard he gets to film chicks scoring with each other and stuff. Which is the next best thing to actually scoring with two chicks, I guess.

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Yeah, at least you get a 'special feeling' in your semi-liquorice tubules...

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The film woulda been better if Arnie hadda done that terminator chick when she was stuck to that like giant magnet thing. That woulda rooled.

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"> The film woulda been better if Arnie hadda done that terminator chick when

Yeah, but you know, pretty much any movie where a chick does it rules.

Butthead: Huhuh any movie where a chick does it Naked rules. Beavis: Yeah heh Hey Butthead, do you still have that porno movie you taped off Skinemax? Butthead: Uhhhhh, no, I think it didn't tape right. Beavis: YOU SON OF A BITCH BUTTHEAD! I'LL KICK YOUR A.....(slap) Butthead: Settle down, dillweed. Beavis: Uhhhh, okay.