New Ideas

As many of you have already suggested, we need new episodes of our beloved show. Watching the same repeats over and over is becoming stale. One possible reason for lack of new shows is the lack of new ideas. As B-n-B fans we can help by posting new ideas for the new episodes.

Let me start out with the episode that I think would be absolutely hilarious. Beavis and/or Butthead get laid. We already have seen the boys almost get it. I think it is time for them to finally use their condominiums.

Just a thought,

Jimi B.

What are you, a dumbass?

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You must be joking. We'd have to reserve something like that for the movie, if it were to ever occur AT ALL. However, I think B&B won't, and shouldn't, get laid in the course of their lives for the following reasons:

1. If Beavis and/or BUtthead had sex, it would depress the hell out of those of us who haven't. (not me, though...! No way, I've been around the block! Yes sir!)

2. They would also become role models to the mega-losers who survive reason number 1. "If Beavis and Butthead can get laid acting like that.... where's my lighter?!"

3. Their total crudeness, and their reputation as total losers, would be totally and utterly shattered, ruining the entire show.

I can see them dating and striking out... but not doing the wild thing.

If they got laid, then they'd be cool. And we can't have that...

TATTOO PARLOR: B&B go to a tattoo parlor, and . . . well, you can imagine the rest.

[email] (Nick Bensema) writes:

I agree. It would imply that either there would actually be other people willing to engage in wild thinginess with BnB or that the two would actually commit a feloneous assult. Apart from the legal issues involved with the latter, I don't think they're smart enough to think of it, quite frankly. As to the former, well, it could only be someone of their sub-species, which implies a family affair. If MTV won't show fire on BnB anymore, they're hardly to broach the subject of, Ahem, family trees that run straight up and down.

DRY ICE: This might not sit well with MTV post-fire-ban, but I'm surprised the boys haven't already played with dry ice. I worked at a supermarket one summer where some of the frozen food was packed with dry ice, and it was a blast to play with. Press metal against it and it "screams," pretty loudly, too. Put it in water and it "boils." Best yet, put a few chunks in a one liter soda bottle, add a bit of water to speed the reaction, seal tightly, and--holy MacGyver!--you've got a bomb with a 5-10 minute fuse. Sounds like good B&B fodder. I can just imagine them sticking their tongues on it, too.

Lukas Kendall

How about liquid nitrogen? They could shatter frogs like glass...

As everyone seems to want new episodes instead of "Citizen Butthead", and no one wants the guys to get to the wild thing, I suggest B&B would go and sneak into the girls' locker room at Highland High. I wonder what would happen when they saw Diarrea half-nude or something.

I'd like Diarrea's response even more.

Or if they'd be sent to some school councellor after that so that they could get some therpeutic help to their problems. That would be cool. Or some sort of Biology class where the topic would be birds and bees.

Another thing is whether this and the comments of theirs would then be yet another issue that supposedly ruins the youth of the nation and their moral....

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