Rare Turd Specimens for sale

"King Turd" wrote in message news:EsUmb.71815$[email]...

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And I was worrying about what to get 'ma for christmas... They're kind of expensive, I might have to make my own heheheh

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Yes, but it will take lots of time for you to train yours to the highly educated standards of these two fine specimens. Time is money, you know.

TURD stand 'tttthhhspp' TURD sit 'plplploop' TURD recite the eleventeenth amendment 'We the people, reserve the right to bear turds, openly and with pride, in the manner that our turds and foreturds fought bravely for in times past. Our turds shall be free from menace from burglars, turd eaters and agents of foreign powers. As signed in the year 1971 of our lord, Richard Turdhouse Nixon phhhppptthh'

I knew it would not be easy but I've rolled up my sleeves and got my hands dirty...

Thankyou, drive through...

I've always wondered if some scientist-dude has ever calculated just how many tons of turds the average person will pOoP out during their lifetime. huhuhh

Let's say 1/2 pound per day...multiplied by 365 days...multiplied by 80-some years.... that gives the average person a lifetime total of 7-8 TONS of poopy mess. eheheh

You've got to admire the local sanitation company for keeping those turds moving, except for the likes of KT. I wonder if he gets credit from the water company?

I hope King Turd's basement is reinforced. On the other hand all that ballast might protect his house whenever Hurricane Rod blows (hehehe) the rest of his street away.

Thankyou, drive through...

You've got to admire the local sanitation company for keeping those turds moving out of our homes, except for the likes of KT. I wonder if he gets credit from the water company?

I hope King Turd's basement is reinforced. On the other hand all that ballast might protect his house whenever Hurricane Rod blows (hehehe) the rest of his street away.

Thankyou, drive through...

Apologies, I seem to be repeating myself.

Wasted on the edge again 'HiC...

TYDT, hiC

On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 20:54:19 -0000, "Roy Batty" wrote:

Or maybe you've had one too many puffs of the old reefer-blunt, eh???? Cough, cough, no wait, that was me, sorry about that sir, heh heh heh. That was cool, or something.

"Hey, just say no! No! No! Alright then mmmmpppffffffff Vegetable Rights and Peace"

I read in the papers that Tommy Chong, one half of Cheech and Chong had been arrested for selling bongs on the internet. Stranger still was his description of his jail sentence: 'Bummer' I thought hippies were extinct.

Thankyou, drive through.

been

Nah, they're still around here and there. The chong dude sells that Urine-Luck crap so that you can pass the pee test that The Man gives you. And he eats popcorn for breakfast. And I saw a movie once where he smoked a cock-roach a water bong. I wonder if it tasted like a junior mint?

On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 13:36:53 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:

Uh, this is like, fraud or something. They're not even real turds. If I'm gonna pay for a turd, it better be the real thing.

Oogy

"oogy" wrote in message news:[email]...

Dammit, Oogy, now you realize why my turd collection is so special to me, these suckaz are as real as the day they splashed into my white porcelain pool.... just because YOUR turds don't run an international crime syndicate and aren't as cool as mine is no reason to playa hate!

On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 21:19:47 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:

Whoa dude, I guess your turds do rule. My turds just kinda float there in the toilet bowel and don't do a damn thing. So I usually just flush them down.

Oogy

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Boioinnggg! :-D

Argy wrote in news:[email]:

BACK OFF!!! I SAW THEM FIRST!!! ;)