Bowling Balls

Oct 29, 2002, 5:41 PM ET10 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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"DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ m a i l . u s a . c o m> wrote in message news:U8Ev9.1954$[email]...

I hear theres urine-anium inside them. I also heard that Elvis's body parts are hidden inside them.

huhuh.. I wonder if one's got his Butt.

"KingTurd" wrote in message news:DRFv9.1507$[email]... > I hear theres urine-anium inside them. I also heard that Elvis's body parts

make them what? Smash prisoner's faces in hurricanes with them?

"DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ m a i l . u s a . c o m> wrote in message news:U8Ev9.1954$[email]... > I hear criminals make them? >

A bowling ball's so strong it could smash a poodles face. That would rool.

wrote in message news:3dbfe10e$0$762$[email]... > make them what? Smash prisoner's faces in hurricanes with them?

Once upon a time, I was asked to dog-sit for a poodle while my friends were on vacation for 2 weeks. At first, I hated that dog....he had the gayest dog-haircut in the universe....cute little puffs of fur on his ankles, tail tip, and even on top of his stupid head. arrrggghhhhh He even had a gay name - CeeCee! hahahhaahaaa

so I wasn't too friendly...I just went over there each day to feed him.

BUTT...after about 4 days, I realized that he was actually a pretty cool dog....not a pansie at all....and even *HE* probably resented getting the gay haircuts. ehehehhe

After that, we became good friends (but not in *that* way!)

ehehhe.....CeeCee RULED!!!! he's gone now, but he was a pretty cool doggie once!!!!

Argy

wrote in message news:3dbfe10e$0$762$[email]...

A hurricane is so strong it could smash a prisoners face with a poodle. And it could pick up a phone booth and set it down on a bowling ball without scratching it.