Poop House

~~~~ OREGON CITY, Ore. - Joey and Loretta Roche recently left for a month- long vacation while their home was remodeled.

When they got home, the work would be done and they were looking forward to settling into their dream house.

Upon their return, the remodel was indeed done, but they also got a nasty surprise. Raw sewage had backed up waist-deep in the basement.

It had been sitting, and stewing, for perhaps three weeks.

Now, the Roches are pulling sewage-soaked belongings and furniture from the basement of the home, which reeks of sewage. ~~~~

Uh, full story by "Anita Kissee" is at:

http://www.katu.com/news/9089401.html

Huh huh huh, poop.

[email] wrote:

After pondering this dilemma for a couple of days, I've decided that a basement full of waist-high poopie water would actually be pretty cool. The possibilities are endless. I wonder if they want to sell the house as-is?

You lookin' to buy yourself a house full of poop, Argy?

He will gladly pay you Turdsday for a turdy house today!

[email] wrote:

No kidding! KT has his basement filled with jars of turds all categorized and stuff. But a basement full of turds in brine, waist deep in your basement??? boioinnggg!

Forget the jacuzzi or a swimming pool in the back yard....just jump right into my basement and slosh around to your heart's content. ;-O

This ng is a haven for imbeciles!

;-)

On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 14:07:43 -0700, [email] wrote:

Oh sure, like *you* could get into Mensa.

;o)

Yeah, it'd probably be all nice and bubbly and warm.

I'm there, dude!

No way, I had the covers over me! Besides, I didn't realize we go that far back. I got rid of my first bunghole a long time ago.

It's A Small Turd After All, Mr. Turd's Wild Ride, The Pee Cups, The Carousel of Sewage, hell, even Splash Mountain...

Damn, why hasn't Mensa called me again?

On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:00:41 -0400, frog baseball wrote:

I think I saw some chick getting a new bunghole on that show "Dr. 90210" on the E! Channel.

That show made me think maybe I should go to med school. Say, maybe I should see if I can get a medical diploma on-line from one of those Mexican med schools... that way I could keep my job at Burger World while I wait for the diploma to come in the mail.

meheheh, *come*

Heh heh...Dr. Drew says that shiny new prosthetic bungholes are a growth industry these days. I guess all sorts of folks are tearing their first one up. He has a funny way of explaining what happens when it falls out and you need a new one.

Ya think the Doc can help this guy and give him a new cornhole?!

Nah, back in the day we didn't have any of those modern new conveniences like bungholesRus.com. I had to go down to the showroom and look at all the shiny new bungholes on spinning display cases. Then when I found one I thought I might like, a saleslady would give me a sample bunghole for a fitting in a fancy room in the back that had coffee and bagels and tiny bags of chips. THEN they sent away to the factory with the specifications of the brand new bunghole that I picked out and when they were finished they put it on the next Wells Fargo Wagon out, and then 6 weeks later, FINALLY, my bunghole arrived and I've been wearing it ever since. Butt 2 weeks after I got it bungholesRus came out and before I knew it everybody was picking their bungholes choosing from hundreds of popular styles and low, low prices...darnit!!!

I didn't tear mine up, I retired it over the mantle. Although I am thinking about throwing it in the fire (FIRE!) place, just to watch it burn...fires are cool.

And I don't know what goes on in your private lives, butt I've never heard of a bunghole just falling out. Are you sure you're not mistaking it with poop? The only reason I got rid of mine was because I got tired of staring at it and decided I needed a change.

[email] wrote:

Dr. Drew compares it to these:

http://www.akron-novelty.com/Scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=1930

And no, Maiden, I'm not even going to look at the link you posted. :-)

[email] (Stewart Stevenson) pounded this one off:

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I bet you took a wee peek at it.

"Argy" wrote in message news:[email]...

There are bound to be some diamonds in the rough down there! Want to go halves on it?

ADD ME

"Argy" wrote in message news:[email]...

We could turn it into a tourist attraction, sort of like at Disney where the dumbasses dive for oysters to get pearls...only they could dive in the basement for the best turds. We could be rich.

First you get the money. Then you get the power. Then you get the women.

I got dibs on Whamee. Hopefully someday she'll come...mheheh...oh yeah...come around, and show me her thingies. Maybe after I'm the part owner of TurdWorld. That would have to be a turn on to chicks. F the playboy mansion, I own half of TurdWorld, baby.

Whoa! This is gonna be cool. We're gonna get rich, then we're going to score with all the chicks. :-P

On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 21:43:28 -0400, "King Turd" wrote:

Hey I saw her first, bunghole.